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Post by the1truesushiboy on Jan 11, 2012 9:49:41 GMT -5
You win the award for person with most cancer.
Moves like Jagger.
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Post by volkodlakmojster on Mar 28, 2012 18:54:55 GMT -5
You try to do the jagger strut and fall off the stage breaking your neck, and your face gets stuck in that ridiculous ducklipped thing he does
My floppy rubber keyboard
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Post by the1truesushiboy on Mar 29, 2012 12:57:19 GMT -5
You are strangled with it by a Dvorak enthusiast.
Origami
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Post by Odin on Apr 3, 2012 22:37:52 GMT -5
you get folded into a crane.
okami
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Post by jetylefr on Apr 6, 2012 7:16:21 GMT -5
you get whipped with a string of beads until you die.
flavor country.
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Post by Odin on Apr 6, 2012 23:06:44 GMT -5
cancer.
Robot Chicken.
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Post by the1truesushiboy on Apr 12, 2012 15:30:35 GMT -5
You watch it and die laughing.
Cancer, the crab.
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Post by Odin on Apr 12, 2012 16:41:54 GMT -5
it gives you such a pinch.
cone snails.
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Post by the1truesushiboy on Apr 17, 2012 19:52:38 GMT -5
They are very very big and they eat you.
:I
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Post by volkodlakmojster on May 24, 2012 4:06:49 GMT -5
the next poster gets so frustrated trying to think of what you meant by :I that he goes incredible hulk and smashes you
an 8 track tape
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Post by the1truesushiboy on May 25, 2012 4:55:58 GMT -5
All 8 tracks are Justin Beiber.
Shaving with a knife.
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Post by Odin on May 26, 2012 0:18:59 GMT -5
turns out shaving your legs with a knife was not the best idea. you bleed to death from limb loss.
bacon
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Post by volkodlakmojster on May 26, 2012 3:07:29 GMT -5
The bacon turns you into a pig, you are captured by a slaughterhouse and used to create more bacon, thus creating an endless cycle where each person who eats bacon originating from your wish and thus you becomes a pig, being turned into bacon that changes another and so on and so forth.
ZZtop
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Post by the1truesushiboy on Jun 2, 2012 14:09:12 GMT -5
ZZ Top get superpowers and you are killed in an epic battle involving their music, several nefarious goats, and a towel.
Gamecube.
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Post by Odin on Jun 3, 2012 2:27:22 GMT -5
you get beat to death by it's corners.
Sega Dreamcast
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Post by the1truesushiboy on Jun 3, 2012 4:47:34 GMT -5
You get beat to death, in game, and it is connected to a real-life death machine.
Alarm clock.
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Post by volkodlakmojster on Jun 11, 2012 18:49:20 GMT -5
You hit it when it goes off, and a short inside electrocutes you.
Nine Inch Nails (the band)
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Post by the1truesushiboy on Jun 18, 2012 9:35:58 GMT -5
You hear their music. >u>
A weasel
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Post by volkodlakmojster on Jul 29, 2012 3:15:29 GMT -5
It bites you, infecting you with a were weasel disease and demon hunters shoot you with silver bullets.
My sanity
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Post by damage333333 on Sept 16, 2012 5:33:19 GMT -5
it suddenly became nonexistent and you think getting run over by a train gives you $99999999999999.00
my pet fridge
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Post by volkodlakmojster on Oct 9, 2012 20:20:28 GMT -5
when you open the door it becomes overcome with love and tries to "hug" you, trapping you inside where you slowly die a horrible suffocating death.
My morbid thoughts
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Post by damage333333 on Oct 16, 2012 10:02:32 GMT -5
your morbid thoughts HAPPEN TO YOU causing EVERY kind of death you have EVER imagined is after YOU.
Crabcake Hotel
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Post by volkodlakmojster on Jan 8, 2016 19:36:17 GMT -5
you go to the hotel and end up with supercrabs that eat you alive
twisted sister
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Post by Demon on Jan 10, 2016 3:16:00 GMT -5
you are this teacher:
sadness
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Post by volkodlakmojster on Mar 10, 2019 7:09:47 GMT -5
sadness consumes you due to this forum going dead 3 years ago and you wither away.
sudden reappearances of OG member
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