Augen
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When God closes a door, he opens another door, which is guarded by vicious ogres.
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Post by Augen on May 22, 2006 19:04:09 GMT -5
In the first part of your post, you type how what he person put in the second part of their post kills them. It must have something to do with their object. Then in the second part of your post type the name of an object. For example. (Insert death of some sort here.) Object: Raw fish. You drop the fish, which lands right where you are stepping. You slip on it and fall right in front of a speeding vehicle. Object: Dust pan. Consider Human no. 2's post as the start-off.
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Post by antonious on May 22, 2006 21:03:07 GMT -5
While bending over to sweep up some dust you throw out your back and choke on the dirt you were cleaning up.
((I just decided to do the one in your quote.))
Object: A set of Headphones.
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Post by Flagg on May 22, 2006 22:29:15 GMT -5
The volume gets turned up really really really loud, making you head a'splode.
Object: A Rocking Chair.
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Post by Eclectic Replicant on May 22, 2006 22:40:02 GMT -5
As you sit in the chair you find out that it's at the edge of a balcony and you fall to your death.
A remote control.
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Augen
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When God closes a door, he opens another door, which is guarded by vicious ogres.
Posts: 154
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Post by Augen on May 22, 2006 22:48:23 GMT -5
You accidentally turn to Jerry Springer, causing you to die horridly.
An autograph.
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Post by antonious on May 23, 2006 14:41:17 GMT -5
You get attacked by a horde of obsessed fans who tear you apart trying to get the autograph in your hand.
A flower
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Post by cockatrice on May 23, 2006 16:54:02 GMT -5
You are a koopa, roaming around the mushroom kingdom minding your own buisness. A psychotic plumber then grabs a flower out of a box, and obliderates you with it.
A half-eaten bowl of pistacio ice cream
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Post by Shippo_no_Neko on May 23, 2006 17:12:16 GMT -5
You eat it, and it is super cold, and you die of the worlds worse ice-cream head ache.
My computer keyboard.
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Augen
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When God closes a door, he opens another door, which is guarded by vicious ogres.
Posts: 154
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Post by Augen on May 23, 2006 20:06:24 GMT -5
After accidentally pressing delete while about to open the folder with a bunch of important files, you die of shock.
A comb.
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Post by Flagg on May 23, 2006 21:38:46 GMT -5
While combing your 5-foot afro, a static charge of enormous girth arises, shocking you to death.
A teddy bear.
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Post by Stonestrike on May 23, 2006 22:42:09 GMT -5
You rest the teddy bear above your bed and go to sleep. The teddy bear falls into your snoring mouth and it's paws cover your nostrils thus suffocating you.
A glass of water.
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Post by Seth Asathi on May 24, 2006 2:24:25 GMT -5
It is the worlds biggest glass of water, and the mafia has just fit you with a new pair of concrete shoes. Your corpse will now be part of a great media frenzy.
A single rose petal
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Post by Zolah on May 24, 2006 8:33:28 GMT -5
The rose petal will fall lovingly down on the free way and as you look at it you will be crsuhed by a vehicle
A Alice Cooper Record
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Post by antonious on May 24, 2006 9:58:39 GMT -5
While listening to the record you begin to hear a demonic voice and then your head explodes.
A paper plate.
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Post by Seth Asathi on May 24, 2006 18:59:26 GMT -5
It was manufactured with materials known to be toxic, you are poisoned to death because SURVEY SAYS: It was less costly.
A map of the Caribbean Sea
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Post by Eclectic Replicant on May 24, 2006 20:04:14 GMT -5
The map is drwun on backwards and it's written in chinese, you get lost and you are eaten by sharks.
The rollercoaster.
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Post by RyokoDragonez on May 24, 2006 20:10:08 GMT -5
You are the president of a large, modern country which wars with other countries over oil. Someone on the rollercoaster drops a pretzle. You then choke and die.
Penguins
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Post by cockatrice on May 24, 2006 21:00:59 GMT -5
You are going through Gotham fighting various supervillans. In the middle of a fight with The Riddler, you are killed by one of Penguin's minions.
A 3 dollar bill
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Post by Flagg on May 24, 2006 22:57:51 GMT -5
You try and buy some ammo at a gun store with your 3 dollar bill. The worker thinks it's a counterfeit, over-reacts, and shoots you.
A pearl.
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Post by Stonestrike on May 25, 2006 0:09:34 GMT -5
You dance around happily with the pearl and accidently knock it into the back of your eye and bleed to death
A coffee machine
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Post by Seth Asathi on May 25, 2006 2:52:22 GMT -5
You accidently spill water onto the machine, In your attempt to wipe the water off, you electrocute yourself.
A silver ring
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Post by antonious on May 25, 2006 16:49:54 GMT -5
The ring reacts with your skin and you break out in a terrible rash that slowly takes over your body and causes every vein and artery in your body to be pinched shut all at once.
A lighter.
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Post by cockatrice on May 25, 2006 19:14:36 GMT -5
Walking down the street a 3,000lb anvil falls about 3 feet to your left. As you breathe a sigh of relief, you are then crushed by a lighter one.
A tube of toothpaste
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Post by Seth Asathi on May 26, 2006 4:58:00 GMT -5
Wal-mart security suspects you of shoplifting that toothpaste. They tackle you to the concrete in 110 degree weather, and hold you to it until you suffocate.
An old computer game
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Post by antonious on May 26, 2006 6:23:29 GMT -5
WHile playing the game, an old software fault causes your computer to explode and launches glass into your face and chest.
((Grusome aint I.))
A safty shaving razor.
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Post by Seth Asathi on May 26, 2006 14:20:39 GMT -5
The illegal immigrant who made the razor didn't understand the instructions, because he doesn't speak english. You cut your neck shaving. it isn't enough to kill you, but the razor was contaminated. You die years later of a horrible disease.
A drop of water.
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Post by Eclectic Replicant on May 26, 2006 14:25:08 GMT -5
It turns out the drop of water contained a deadly flesh eating virus, the rest is history.
The love of your life.
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Post by Shippo_no_Neko on May 26, 2006 14:40:04 GMT -5
The love of your life is an android, and kills you when he gets an evil virus.
A smile from a friend
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Post by cockatrice on May 26, 2006 17:24:52 GMT -5
One of your friends in the audience smiles, distracting you during your flaming knives juggling act.
A fluffy rainbow
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Post by Seth Asathi on May 26, 2006 19:59:25 GMT -5
The fluffy rainbow stage prop was made with an insulation material known to cause cancer. You, and several friends and family members die because of parts of the fibers sticking to your clothing and shoes.
A glass of green tea
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