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Post by jetylefr on Jul 22, 2011 19:12:28 GMT -5
you lick a fuzzy frog. it was poisonous stupid!
dancing
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Post by the1truesushiboy on Jul 22, 2011 19:40:54 GMT -5
You attempt interpretive dance. Somebody misinterprets it... with lethal results.
Indonesia
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Post by jetylefr on Jul 23, 2011 20:38:04 GMT -5
it falls on you...
crating a new webcomic
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Post by the1truesushiboy on Jul 23, 2011 22:25:58 GMT -5
It is a failure and everybody in the world reads it and wants to punch you in the face for it. Many people get to do so, but you die before everybody does.
Windows 7
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Post by Odin on Jul 24, 2011 1:23:12 GMT -5
A virus destroys everything but Windows 7 OS just as Biull Gates implements project Tron into an update on your now windows 7 computer. you get absorbed into the computer and you get derezzed there.
making jety's webcomic good.
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Post by jetylefr on Jul 24, 2011 10:36:00 GMT -5
uh... you live a long and happy life, but you die of old age.
That
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Post by Demon on Jul 24, 2011 11:37:13 GMT -5
you shouldnot have called sir wushuckums the terrible a"that", he rips yourspine out andchokes you with it
a pale blue dot
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Post by the1truesushiboy on Jul 24, 2011 11:39:06 GMT -5
It spins into the sun and carries you with it.
Equius
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Post by Demon on Jul 24, 2011 12:01:33 GMT -5
he jams one horn up your nose
rammstein
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Post by the1truesushiboy on Jul 24, 2011 13:42:29 GMT -5
They all murder you.
slime pies
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Post by jetylefr on Jul 24, 2011 19:43:25 GMT -5
They bake you.
Table tennis
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Post by the1truesushiboy on Jul 24, 2011 21:02:51 GMT -5
It serves you... on a plate.
Faygo.
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Post by Odin on Jul 24, 2011 22:56:52 GMT -5
you die in a manner appropriate to the setup you have given me.
Soviet Germany.
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Post by the1truesushiboy on Jul 25, 2011 1:03:17 GMT -5
It falls on you.
A mint
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Post by jetylefr on Jul 25, 2011 11:03:25 GMT -5
you fall on it... from 30 stories high.
Marxism
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Post by Odin on Jul 25, 2011 16:25:16 GMT -5
It collapses on you.
Carlism
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Post by the1truesushiboy on Jul 25, 2011 16:39:51 GMT -5
You use one of the many sayings your friend Carl uses, which you call 'Carlisms'. Unfortunately he was a sexist, racist, all around evil person and you didn't realize it somehow. You get killed by people who thought you were being like Carl.
A glass eye
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Post by Odin on Jul 25, 2011 16:42:10 GMT -5
it spinters in the socket and the shards go into your brain. but it takes a long time and you die on the surgery table. consequently your familly goes broke trying to pay of the medical bills
A wood eye.
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Post by the1truesushiboy on Jul 25, 2011 22:01:26 GMT -5
It grows poisonous mold.
Ctrl + Shift + T
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Post by jetylefr on Jul 28, 2011 20:20:10 GMT -5
you were previously on a Nazi sympathizer site for unknown reasons. A family of super-Jews finds your history threw Ctrl + Shift + T, and decides you must die.
ginger flavored corn
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Post by the1truesushiboy on Jul 28, 2011 21:12:28 GMT -5
It is flavored with actual gingers, and you go to prison for cannibalism. Then you are stabbed by a ginger-haired person, with corncob holders until you bleed to death.
A degree in Bear Murderology
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Post by jetylefr on Jul 29, 2011 11:54:30 GMT -5
You only bearly managed to get it. Unfortunately the bears you try to murder with your new found knowledge were too good for you.
apple pie
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Post by the1truesushiboy on Jul 29, 2011 14:43:26 GMT -5
You try to make it from scratch, but you must first invent the universe. You fail and go mad from the impossible complexity.
Pink lemonade.
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Post by jetylefr on Jul 30, 2011 21:09:26 GMT -5
you make a joke about how pink lemonade is gay, and accidentally insult a rather murderous gay man. (he murders you by the way)
a lisp
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Post by the1truesushiboy on Jul 31, 2011 1:15:11 GMT -5
Somebody knocks out your teeth to fix it. Unfortunately, it was the Hulk.
A wish
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Post by jetylefr on Jul 31, 2011 20:42:21 GMT -5
Egypt falls on you.
Lucky charms
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Post by Odin on Jul 31, 2011 23:23:47 GMT -5
Lucky shanks you for stealing his cereal all the time.
Egypt
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Post by the1truesushiboy on Aug 1, 2011 4:24:44 GMT -5
It has already fallen on you, but somehow you survived, so this time it folds in half like a book and crushes you.
Smucker's
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Post by jetylefr on Aug 1, 2011 17:25:08 GMT -5
The gooey disgustingness that is Smucker's product envelopes you whole and you suffocate in the mass of sticky garbage food product.
anthropology
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Post by the1truesushiboy on Aug 1, 2011 17:59:33 GMT -5
An expert anthropologist kills you, because his job drives him insane.
A nun
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