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Post by Odin on Aug 1, 2011 21:03:05 GMT -5
You have sinned. That is all.
Amelia's child.
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Post by the1truesushiboy on Aug 2, 2011 10:45:38 GMT -5
The child has a gun and shoots you by accident.
A water gun.
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Post by jetylefr on Aug 2, 2011 18:14:23 GMT -5
she kills you... because.... well. She felt like it I guess.
a nonexistent burrito
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Post by the1truesushiboy on Aug 2, 2011 18:39:23 GMT -5
STOP DOING THAT, YOUSE!
Fine, you starve.
A full ashtray.
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Post by jetylefr on Aug 2, 2011 20:35:30 GMT -5
Sorry, I don't know why that happens. I always go for 'new.'
It's slight change in weight sets off a murderous Rube Goldberg Machine. The ashes weigh the tray down lifting up a candle on the other end of a teeter totter style lever. The candle heats up the floor underneath a hamster's cage, and it instinctively runs away (on it's wheel). The spinning turns a fan that blows over a domino which knocks over many more dominoes which... (you know what?) The hamster burning candle is blown out quickly, and an anvil falls on your head from a tall place.
elaborate traps that won't result in my death in any way.
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Post by the1truesushiboy on Aug 2, 2011 23:28:17 GMT -5
They simply exist. Instead, the nature of this game kills you. The traps did not result in your death, because you could have chosen anything at all.
Clouds.
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Post by Odin on Aug 3, 2011 0:58:26 GMT -5
fierce winds create a tornado while in it the water from the clouds forms small droplets that rend your flesh.
Michael Scott books.
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Post by the1truesushiboy on Aug 3, 2011 2:01:25 GMT -5
They hit you very hard.
bubblegum.
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Post by jetylefr on Aug 3, 2011 17:53:03 GMT -5
An absolutely gigantic blog of collected chewed bubble-gum rolls down a hill and squishes you. You are trapped within it and suffocate.
dutch geese
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Post by the1truesushiboy on Aug 4, 2011 3:32:07 GMT -5
They eat you.
Bamboo
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Post by jetylefr on Aug 4, 2011 14:44:54 GMT -5
I chain you to the ground and have bamboo shoots grow underneath you, eventually growing through your body puncturing and killing you.
safety
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Post by the1truesushiboy on Aug 4, 2011 15:24:00 GMT -5
You wear a helmet and its visor causes you to not see the doorway arch as you're running and you hit your head and fall over and hit your head again and you die.
Lamination.
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Post by jetylefr on Aug 7, 2011 17:35:59 GMT -5
You laminate all paper surrounding you to prevent paper cuts, but in your hurry you give yourself one anyway strait through your neck.
rap
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Post by the1truesushiboy on Aug 7, 2011 21:34:16 GMT -5
You attempt it and are shot for it. I mean it's only logical, right?
A PSP.
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Post by Odin on Aug 7, 2011 23:37:42 GMT -5
You try to play one. the experience makes you kill yourself.
A PSV
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Post by the1truesushiboy on Aug 8, 2011 0:48:20 GMT -5
A Postal Service Van runs over you.
A rug.
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Post by Odin on Aug 8, 2011 1:35:00 GMT -5
a Real Ugly Girl sits on you.
A BOE
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Post by the1truesushiboy on Aug 8, 2011 8:50:20 GMT -5
A bag of eels lands on you.
An impressionist painter.
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Post by Odin on Aug 8, 2011 12:27:10 GMT -5
he gives you the wrong impression. *rimshot* so you try to stop him but he paints your town red. *rimshot*
A cubist painter.
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Post by the1truesushiboy on Aug 8, 2011 12:54:39 GMT -5
He uses your blood for the paint... 0u0
Frosting
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Post by Odin on Aug 9, 2011 0:29:39 GMT -5
Frosting the snowman was a very angry man. The police say he could kill and rape just the same as you and me.
fish
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Post by the1truesushiboy on Aug 9, 2011 10:09:37 GMT -5
They have laser beams attached to their heads.
Tin
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Post by jetylefr on Aug 9, 2011 21:49:37 GMT -5
you are found with half the body of a beloved Belgian Detective, are arrested, found guilty for murder, and sentenced to death.
The Colonel Sanders Android 3.0
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Post by the1truesushiboy on Aug 10, 2011 0:49:40 GMT -5
It feeds you a mountain of mashed potatoes, corn, and biscuits, but no chicken. It is malfunctioning.
Syntax
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Post by Demon on Dec 5, 2011 16:46:26 GMT -5
you misuse syntax as a grammar nazi walks by, the end results are not pretty.
Amelius
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Post by the1truesushiboy on Dec 5, 2011 17:22:14 GMT -5
On April Fools Day, she says she's going to stop making comics. You explode.
A beret.
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Post by Demon on Dec 5, 2011 18:24:42 GMT -5
it's radioactive, duh.
bullets
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Post by the1truesushiboy on Dec 6, 2011 0:29:58 GMT -5
You choke on a handfull of bullets shoved down your throat by an angry fletcher.
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Post by Odin on Dec 6, 2011 20:08:15 GMT -5
nothingness engulfs you and you get bored and shoot yourself. unfortunately it was your only bullet and it wasn't a fatal shot. you bleed to death slowly.
wireing an electrical socket.
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Post by the1truesushiboy on Dec 6, 2011 23:37:59 GMT -5
You wire it successfully and without hindrance. Then a death ray is plugged in and it kills you.
Graph paper.
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