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Post by Flagg on Jul 14, 2006 15:48:05 GMT -5
Granted, but you're head is all you keep. On the plus side, you never have to worry about buying any clothes except hats and glasses (are those clothes..?) again.
I wish I were a Kellogg's cornflake, sitting in a bowl, taking movies.
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Post by antonious on Jul 15, 2006 6:38:19 GMT -5
Granted, but your eaten.
I wish that I could use my awesome skills for the benifit of humanity.
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Post by Seth Asathi on Jul 16, 2006 9:45:16 GMT -5
Granted. You do something I only wish I could do... cull the population. By reducing the number of humans to a mere several million you reduce greenhouse gas emissions, stop a plethora of environmentally unsound practices, and keep me from going psychotic in a grocery store by getting rid of not only the crowd, but the store as well. I get to go fishing every day! Yaay! DUDE, YOU FRICKIN ROCK! You're my hero! Hey, anyone want some fresh cooked bass?
I wish I'd thought out my cd set up a little better. I only have 99 ska songs. I wanted 101.
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Post by Flagg on Jul 17, 2006 0:45:43 GMT -5
Granted. Unfortunately for you, it really is only a little better. You now have 100 ska songs. You go mad from being so close, yet so far.
I wish people would learn they don't deserve luxury.
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Post by Seth Asathi on Jul 17, 2006 2:47:23 GMT -5
Granted. They're still greedy, but somewhere in the back of their mind, in a place that they never show... they know.
I wish I didn't have to walk across the room to get to my green tea.
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Post by antonious on Jul 17, 2006 6:56:56 GMT -5
Granted, it comes flying at your head and knocks you out. Also it spills on your lap and people think you wet yourself.
I wish that I could dstroy humanity and return the world to the animals. *Note* In animals I include all demonic life forms such as Vampires, werewolves and all demons.**
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Post by Flagg on Jul 18, 2006 15:02:53 GMT -5
Granted. Humanity is destroyed by the vampires turning them all. Unfortunately, this means things stay pretty much the same, except that the price of sunscreen suddenly goes up a whole lot. ...Oh, and everyone eventually starves to death, since there's no more blood to drink.
I wish I could build a snowman.
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Post by Eclectic Replicant on Jul 18, 2006 23:40:12 GMT -5
Granted, but he comes to life and kills you.
I wish i knew what does it feel to be a mother.
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Post by DarkfireTaimatsu on Jul 19, 2006 0:25:51 GMT -5
Congrats! You're pregnant! Just like in that Arnold Schwarzenegger movie.
I wish it was cooler here by about 10 degrees Faranheight.
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Post by Seth Asathi on Jul 19, 2006 4:27:54 GMT -5
Granted, but in the exchange you are transported to Hell, Arizona, where the temperature will reach a blistering 108 degrees farenheit!
I wish I could figure out what I did with my socks!
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Post by antonious on Jul 19, 2006 6:29:26 GMT -5
Granted, but in finding out you anger Matoka, the sock god, and he strangles your with a dung farmers socks.
I wish that I could get my swords today.
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Post by Eclectic Replicant on Jul 19, 2006 14:41:29 GMT -5
Granted, You got your SARS today,.
I wish i could play the drums.
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Post by Flagg on Jul 20, 2006 22:19:06 GMT -5
Granted. Unfortunately, you can only play one drum, and you can't stop playing it. This normally wouldn't be a problem, but the thing is, it's a giant drum... That you're inside. You play it by mentally manipulating a huge log that smashes against it every 5 seconds. You go insane within the first 2 hours.
I wish I could write shorter answers to these things.
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Post by Eclectic Replicant on Jul 21, 2006 0:31:17 GMT -5
Granted, all you can write is ".".
I wish my keyboard had a honk.
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Post by lordofchaos on Jul 23, 2006 19:35:17 GMT -5
Granted. Your keyboard only has one key (the one that honks), and it's broken.
I wish the next person to reply would be less of an idiot.
(I don't mean to insult anyone).
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Post by Seth Asathi on Jul 23, 2006 20:43:53 GMT -5
Granted, of course idiot is relative to your perspective, which means that they're less of an idiot than you... which really isn't saying much.
I wish the person above me would see my post for what it was, a bad attempt at humor.
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Post by lordofchaos on Jul 23, 2006 22:03:48 GMT -5
Granted. That was a very intelligent response.
I wish for a giant diamond-powered, satellite-mounted laser.
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Post by antonious on Jul 24, 2006 6:47:02 GMT -5
Granted, but then you realize that diamonds dont make up for the missing batteries, after its been launched.
I wish that I didnt buy these terrible mango drinks. ><'
((They taste so bad!))
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Post by Eclectic Replicant on Jul 24, 2006 13:51:33 GMT -5
Granted, now you are drinking molten lava.
I wish i had a cat girl.
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Post by Seth Asathi on Jul 24, 2006 16:34:57 GMT -5
Granted, but she has long claws, and a terrible temper, and you soon find yourself in the emergency room, minus one eye. Her laughter rings in what's left of your ears, along with her words "You're lucky that's all I took."
I wish more people would join in this fun... (so maybe I should stop chasing them away.)
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Post by Flagg on Jul 24, 2006 16:44:27 GMT -5
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(whoa, my last wish was actually granted! Freaky)
I wish I knew how to un-grant my last wish.
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Post by antonious on Jul 25, 2006 7:50:42 GMT -5
Granted, but it requires a fate worse than death.
I wish that I could skip work today and play FF11.
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Post by lordofchaos on Jul 26, 2006 0:58:57 GMT -5
Granted. You're fired.
I wish that annoying fool at work would go away.
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Post by RyokoDragonez on Jul 26, 2006 1:53:53 GMT -5
Granted. You're fired. ^_~
I wish I didn't have sunburn X.x Owie
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Think outside the box. That box was too small for you anyway.
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Post by Snass on Jul 26, 2006 9:05:56 GMT -5
Granted, you now have no skin. You can no longer go out in the sun, incase you fry some of your vital organs. Also, you are forced to do a public access show for children, where you use yourself and explain the inner workings of the human body.
I wish i could be more productive with my time.
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Post by antonious on Jul 26, 2006 10:12:57 GMT -5
Granted, but you become so productive they decide to keep you working 24/7 with no breaks, no extra pay or help. You later die of exhaustion while the company made millions off the work you did.
I wish that I didnt have chest pains.
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Post by Eclectic Replicant on Jul 26, 2006 15:12:43 GMT -5
Granted, now you have no chest.
I wish i where the king of muffin land.
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Post by antonious on Jul 28, 2006 6:51:13 GMT -5
Granted, but the muffins are revolting and they begin to eat you and all other humans.
I wish that I was the total and complete ruler of toilet paper and bedaes(sp).
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Post by Seth Asathi on Jul 28, 2006 9:25:17 GMT -5
Granted but your toilet paper is always wet.
I wish I could stop time.
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Post by lordofchaos on Jul 28, 2006 15:26:38 GMT -5
Granted, but you can't start it again.
I wish I could give a more original response.
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