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Post by Seth Asathi on Jul 28, 2006 17:37:37 GMT -5
Granted, you are now using responses so original that noone has any idea what you're saying... kind of like my next wish!
Swarny niik flut quando floo!
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Post by RyokoDragonez on Jul 28, 2006 18:27:53 GMT -5
Granted. 2.5 metric tons of translation dictionaries fall on your head. Along with a large shipment of "floo".
I wish I wasn't so addicted to reading.
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Post by antonious on Jul 28, 2006 19:20:00 GMT -5
Granted, now you cant read at all.
I wish I didnt have so many books.
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Post by RyokoDragonez on Jul 28, 2006 22:26:56 GMT -5
Granted. You are now severely allergic to paper and have to get rid of them all.
I wish I never had to experiance the "Roleplay" section of any forum again.
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Post by antonious on Jul 29, 2006 6:36:47 GMT -5
Granted, your Moderatorship is revoked and you never have to read anouther forum again.
I wish that it wasent so hot around here.
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Post by lordofchaos on Jul 29, 2006 10:01:28 GMT -5
Granted. It's now so cold you freeze to death.
I wish I had an army of hedgehogs.
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Post by Seth Asathi on Jul 29, 2006 11:56:53 GMT -5
Granted, they revolt.
I wish I had a new cd player.
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Post by lordofchaos on Jul 29, 2006 15:57:28 GMT -5
Granted, but it requires batteries more powerful than anything on earth, and the're not included!
I wish I had my own theme music.
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Post by Seth Asathi on Jul 29, 2006 16:37:48 GMT -5
Granted, but you can't shut it off so some guy on a bus decides to break every bone in your body.
I wish the next wish isn't granted.
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Post by antonious on Jul 30, 2006 8:31:24 GMT -5
Hey Lord of Chaos, I'm from Wisconsin. Theres no such thing as too cold.
Granted, but your wish isnt really granted since mine will have to be granted therefore your wish isnt really granted.
I wish that the guy who hit me with his truck while I was walking survives.
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Post by Seth Asathi on Jul 30, 2006 11:52:22 GMT -5
Granted, he is the only survivor.
I'd have a wish, but I'm dead now, so I ... oh I wish this really hot place had a decent barbecue. Soylent burgers, anyone?
(For the record, I am completely aware of how creepy and messed up that is. If it violates any rules... well I take full responsibility.)
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Post by RyokoDragonez on Jul 31, 2006 4:09:46 GMT -5
Granted. Soylent burgers for all~! (Hardly, It's macabre but Amelius herself has made Soylent adds.)
I wish people would actually call me when they say they will.
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Post by antonious on Jul 31, 2006 4:55:22 GMT -5
Granted, but its just the creepy ones that call back.
I wish I could get feeling back in my right arm.
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Think outside the box. That box was too small for you anyway.
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Post by Snass on Jul 31, 2006 12:23:01 GMT -5
Granted. But it's not just any feeling... its the feeling of constantly being punched hard in the arm. You can't make it stop! Eventually you get locked up in the crazy house becuase you went mad and wouldn't stop yelling "hey! Quit punching me!"
I wish i had a delicious fruit rollup.
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Post by Seth Asathi on Jul 31, 2006 14:21:52 GMT -5
There's no such thing.... um... granted, there is now, you get the only one and it's so good that it leaves you eternally searching for another, but you'll never find it because it was the only one... the search drives you mad and you end up a bitter, broken soul....
I wish I could design an armor software for computers that traces adware back to its source, then fries said source with a command to shut down all cooling systems followed by heavy processing orders.
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Post by Zolah on Jul 31, 2006 14:50:56 GMT -5
granted, but like windows it crashes randomly
I wish i could relive my life with the same inteligence and knowledge i have today
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Post by antonious on Jul 31, 2006 20:32:13 GMT -5
Granted, but as soon as you change one event with your prior knowledge everything changes and you no longer have the edge in life.
I wish that it wasent so hot out here.
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Post by Eclectic Replicant on Jul 31, 2006 20:41:03 GMT -5
Granted, you freeze to death.
I wish i were miss america.
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Post by Zolah on Aug 1, 2006 3:09:57 GMT -5
Granted, though a new miss america takes your position ( haha you said where or something ) I wish my tummy could stop its chotic rotting feeling.. it hurts T_T
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Post by lordofchaos on Aug 1, 2006 11:57:41 GMT -5
Granted. Now you're dead and you can't feel anything at all.
I wish my car was worth one cent.
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Post by Seth Asathi on Aug 1, 2006 15:22:47 GMT -5
Granted but there's a tax on it in the sum of one hundred million dollars. They impound it and put the value of it to the back taxes. Congratulations, you owe the government $99,999,999.99
I wish I could bring revolution to the US.
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Post by Zolah on Aug 1, 2006 17:36:08 GMT -5
Granted, though now the president claims you are a terrorist I wish .. I knew how to grant other wishes' ( im soon out of wishes )
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Post by antonious on Aug 1, 2006 19:30:04 GMT -5
Granted, but since you actually grant them without corupting them you lose the secret bet we agrreed to while playing and you now owe all of us $500 each.
I wish she would pay up now.
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Post by Seth Asathi on Aug 1, 2006 22:40:14 GMT -5
Granted, the US economy collapses though, your 500 US dollars isn't worth 1/2 a peso.
I wish ... I .... um... uh.... had an airline ticket to Hawaii.
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Post by antonious on Aug 2, 2006 8:19:11 GMT -5
Granted, but as you land you realise its the off seaon due to monsterous thunderstorm. All the beaches are closed and they ran out of beer and fancy food so all you get is coconuts that wash up onground outside your 1 star motel.
I wish that I could get rid of these acursed fleas.
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Post by lordofchaos on Aug 2, 2006 14:54:11 GMT -5
Granted. They have been replaced by ticks.
I wish I had a magic peanut.
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Post by antonious on Aug 3, 2006 13:27:53 GMT -5
Granted, but the peanut only grants peanut related wishes.
I wish that I was a better writter.
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Post by Seth Asathi on Aug 3, 2006 13:32:24 GMT -5
Granted, you are now a pencil.
I wish I had a better wish.
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Think outside the box. That box was too small for you anyway.
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Post by Snass on Aug 3, 2006 14:50:50 GMT -5
granted.. but at the cost of your immortal soul.
I wish the package i ordered would get here today.
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Post by Seth Asathi on Aug 3, 2006 15:07:39 GMT -5
Granted, but it's been hit with a forklift during delivery. enjoy your cardboard pancake.
I wish my wish hadn't squished my fish.
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