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Post by Eclectic Replicant on Jul 7, 2006 10:43:35 GMT -5
Granted, but you lose.
I wish i had a new pirate ship (the other one sank).
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Post by Seth Asathi on Jul 7, 2006 17:09:39 GMT -5
Granted, you are now the proud owner of the sloop "Captain's Insanity". It'll soon become a submarine. Rats have given your ship 20,000 leaks under the sea.
I wish I could legally maim my egotist wife beating neighbor... but since I can't, I'm going to go sort him out before he aims a kick at ... too late. brb.
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Post by antonious on Jul 8, 2006 6:35:40 GMT -5
......... Exactly what just happened?
I wish that people didnt act like such morons and idiots to their fellow human beings.
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Post by Zolah on Jul 8, 2006 15:33:02 GMT -5
Granted, now they are all mindless zombies. it includes you.
I wish I had some friends that wanted to hang out with me at home....
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Post by Raccoo on Jul 8, 2006 16:25:12 GMT -5
Granted, I'll be your friend and want to hang out with you at home. However, I'm stuck over here in the USA.
I wish I could go visit Europe, all those countries that my ancestors were from.
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Post by Seth Asathi on Jul 9, 2006 4:33:50 GMT -5
Granted. You have just been deported. Some horrible paperwork mixup...
I wish that I hadn't burned my hands with grease yesterday. Hurts like heck.
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Post by Daggertooth on Jul 9, 2006 6:44:49 GMT -5
Granted, You have now Burned your hands with Grease today.
I wish the worldcup finals wasn't between two nations I could care less about.
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Post by Eclectic Replicant on Jul 9, 2006 16:25:23 GMT -5
Granted, but you have to work.
I wish i was a snake.
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Post by screenname on Jul 9, 2006 17:42:38 GMT -5
Granted, but you get squished with a shovel by a gardener withing the first four minutes of your life.
I wish I knew which came first, the chicken or the egg.
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Post by antonious on Jul 9, 2006 18:37:26 GMT -5
Granted, now they are all mindless zombies. it includes you. I wish I had some friends that wanted to hang out with me at home.... I dont concider myself to be human. Especialy with my unusually large head and black eyes. Granted, but in knowing the government locks you away on an island where your stuck with the guy who invented the bottomless bag of stale peanuts. I wish that I could watch my little bro get pelted with hail everyday. ((LoL, we have one wicked thunderstorm right now.))
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Post by Miharu on Jul 9, 2006 21:34:49 GMT -5
Granted, but you're now connected to him. At the elbow.
I wish that I had a pet bat.
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Post by DarkfireTaimatsu on Jul 10, 2006 0:11:21 GMT -5
Congrats! You now have a wooden baseball bat as a pet. Amazingly low maintainence, but not very exciting.
I wish my mother would stop annoying me.
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Post by Miharu on Jul 10, 2006 20:35:03 GMT -5
Granted. Now it's your sibling who is doing the annoying.
I wish that I had a ball to go with my bat...
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Post by Seth Asathi on Jul 10, 2006 21:32:08 GMT -5
Granted, you now have a bowling ball to go with your bat... have fun!
I wish I hadn't dropped that bowling ball on my foot.
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Post by Wolfy on Jul 10, 2006 21:47:27 GMT -5
Granted. Now someone else has dropped it on your foot. But hey, at least it wasn't your fault. ^_^
I wish it was impossible for people to lie to me, no matter what they may end up saying because of it.
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Post by screenname on Jul 10, 2006 22:09:46 GMT -5
Granted but you get told one of the FBI's top secrets and they end up having to assasinate you for knowing too much.
I still wish I knew if it was the chicken or the egg that came first.
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Post by antonious on Jul 11, 2006 6:54:08 GMT -5
Granted, but your head explodes and you can no longer ask the question.
I wish I didnt have to go back to work now. ((Stupid hospital let me go, now I'm off paid vacation.))
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Post by Daggertooth on Jul 11, 2006 11:51:48 GMT -5
Granted. you are now unemployed, are unemployable, out of money, and have been kicked out of your house to live on the streets.
I wish I had the best backpacking equipment money could buy.
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Post by Zolah on Jul 11, 2006 14:18:53 GMT -5
Granted, tough you have bill that you cant pay and they confiscate your equipment soon.
I wish that the wish i get granted will grant my own wish and other wishes *nods*
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Post by Eclectic Replicant on Jul 11, 2006 14:20:23 GMT -5
Granted, but it's heavy as hel and you can't move it.
I wish i where the emperor of Rome.
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Post by Zolah on Jul 11, 2006 14:29:30 GMT -5
Granted, though your best friend stabbed you in the heart :C ( you jumped over me T_T )
I wish I was rich
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Post by Seth Asathi on Jul 11, 2006 18:21:41 GMT -5
Granted, but you're miserable. After all, money doesn't buy happiness...
I wish I .... .... what could I possibly have to wish for? Na'ah, my life is good. I have good friends. I wish someone else could have my unused wish.
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Post by antonious on Jul 11, 2006 19:49:19 GMT -5
Granted, but it was the one wish that wouldnt be corrupted and they get everything they ask for risk free.
I wish that I could control my strength and not destroy things while working on them.
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Post by Flagg on Jul 11, 2006 21:31:35 GMT -5
Granted, but tomorrow you get a job in demolition.
I wish I could eat Captain Crunch while waiting for the bus.
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Post by Eclectic Replicant on Jul 11, 2006 23:22:06 GMT -5
Granted, but you get arrested for canibalism.
I wish Mc donnals closed! .\/.
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Post by Seth Asathi on Jul 12, 2006 5:49:45 GMT -5
Granted. They now close for exactly one milisecond between 11:59 PM and 12:00 AM. Which means they're actually open more for your wish...
I wish, I wish I hadn't squished that fish!
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Post by antonious on Jul 12, 2006 11:56:36 GMT -5
Granted, but it was a paranna and then it eats you.
I wish that I had total control over all life in the universe and everything ceased to exist after I died.
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Post by Eclectic Replicant on Jul 12, 2006 12:58:13 GMT -5
Granted, but you get blamed for everything that there's wrong in the universe and everybody hates you. And you kill yourself.
I wish i where the king of terrors.
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Post by Seth Asathi on Jul 14, 2006 8:40:56 GMT -5
Granted, everyone's afraid to post in response to your wish.
I wish I were foolishly brave.
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Post by Daggertooth on Jul 14, 2006 11:52:44 GMT -5
Granted, tough you have bill that you cant pay and they confiscate your equipment soon. lol, sounds like real life except I skipped the country. :-p Granted, You7re now wanted by the FBI for creating dangerous lifethreatening situations for others so that you can bravely rescue people. I wish I could keep my head in tense social situations.
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