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Post by antonious on Jun 26, 2006 22:35:22 GMT -5
Either way by me, he deserves more badnews about his maid.
Granted, they fall in love and start a small family of humanoid dragon children. But because of certain organizations that are against cross species marrages and kill you and take your family in for experiments.
I wish that I could get to sleep. ((46hrs straight so far. Stupid uncomfortable hospital beds.))
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Post by Eclectic Replicant on Jun 27, 2006 12:39:19 GMT -5
Granted, but your dreams are plaged by nightmares.
I wish i could handle the power of !
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Post by Augen on Jun 27, 2006 16:26:03 GMT -5
Okay. !. That is all.
I wish I had a liscence to break the law.
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Post by Seth Asathi on Jun 27, 2006 16:37:10 GMT -5
Granted.... you have a licence to break the law, however, you are also given a court order that all you can do is break the law, and since it is legal for you to break the law, all you can do is obey the law, but that's legal too and now you're spending six to eight upstate.
( *shrug* Just because I love the dragon maid doesn't mean she loves me. )
I wish I had a steak...
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Post by Eclectic Replicant on Jun 27, 2006 18:13:23 GMT -5
Granted, now your hand is a steak.
I wish i were in Greece.
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Post by Augen on Jun 28, 2006 0:41:08 GMT -5
Granted, but the Namean lion starts attacking your village and you are killed.
I wish chobits were real.
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Post by Flagg on Jun 28, 2006 1:48:47 GMT -5
Granted, but chobits turn out to be something entirely different from what you think. They are, in fact, almost exactly like fleas, but everywhere.
I wish I could find the Dark Tower.
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Post by Augen on Jun 28, 2006 4:04:31 GMT -5
Granted, but three heroes defeat the final boss and the tower crumbles right after you find it. Now you must pay $40 dollars for Dark Alliance 2, which is all of a sudden sold out.
I wish there were more games as good as Chrono Cross.
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Post by Seth Asathi on Jun 28, 2006 5:20:14 GMT -5
Granted. But they're all way too expensive and constantly sold out.
I wish I could figure out how to turn off the parental control settings on my PS2. Having to enter the code every time I want to watch something is annoying. (Why are they on? Heck if I know. I didn't set it up that way. Took me two weeks to crack the code, too.)
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Post by antonious on Jun 28, 2006 10:34:53 GMT -5
Granted, but in turning them off the a mothers group against gaming track you down and beat you senceless.
((I cant remember how to turn them off but I suggest that you go to Playstation online and ask them.))
I wish that I kept track of my checking account better.
((The only good news is that the hospital stay is free so they can study me.))
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Post by Zolah on Jul 2, 2006 10:55:32 GMT -5
Granted, though you easily forget about everything else since you think about Checking account all the time.
I wish, I migth, That i had a teddy to cuddle tonigth
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Post by Eclectic Replicant on Jul 2, 2006 12:42:24 GMT -5
Granted, you got a big blue floating bear....
I wish i had sword powers.
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Post by Zolah on Jul 2, 2006 13:24:09 GMT -5
granted, you dont have afford getting a sword
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Post by Seth Asathi on Jul 2, 2006 20:44:17 GMT -5
Granted. Now you have the power of silence... which is to say you no longer have the ability to make sound.
I wish ... no I can't wish for that, it's indecent... Hmm... I wish I didn't have indecent thoughts so often...
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Post by RyokoDragonez on Jul 3, 2006 1:50:02 GMT -5
Granted. Your brain no longer functions.
I wish my tape would stick.
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Post by Augen on Jul 3, 2006 3:31:26 GMT -5
Granted, but a tiny prince crumples it into a ball shape and starts rolling up everything in your house with it.
I wish I could find dvds of Dororo. I'm very curious about it.
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Post by antonious on Jul 3, 2006 6:12:34 GMT -5
Granted, but you learn I have the last of the dvds in the world and I that I dont intend to let you watch them.
I wish that I and my family will have a good time at the fireworks tonight.
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Post by Augen on Jul 3, 2006 8:32:56 GMT -5
Granted. The death will be so quick and painless that it will not ruin your moment until 5 hours later when the pain begins.
I wish my wishes were wished in a wish.
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Post by Flagg on Jul 4, 2006 0:38:53 GMT -5
Granted, but because you said wish so many times, you face stuck that way.
I wish my wishes were fishes.
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Post by Augen on Jul 4, 2006 1:35:09 GMT -5
Granted. Now instead of wishing, you are fishing. Animal rights activists then decide to show you what it's like to have a hook in your throat.
I wish I could travel the multiverse in a quest to save a girl from a horrendous demonic virus.
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Post by antonious on Jul 4, 2006 7:26:51 GMT -5
Granted, you save the girl but she already has a boy friend and your eaten by the virus while they live happily ever after.
I wish that I could Legaly launch these fireworks I got out of state.
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Post by Flagg on Jul 5, 2006 0:07:10 GMT -5
Granted, but as soon as fireworks are legalized in your state, some kid with awful aim burns down your house with a Sparkler gone awry.
I wish I had a secret lair.
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Post by Augen on Jul 5, 2006 3:39:33 GMT -5
Granted, but it's inside of a septic tank. Yummy.
I wish I was able to withstand the virus and find a cure.
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Post by antonious on Jul 5, 2006 8:45:01 GMT -5
Granted, but as soon as you find the cure and test it on some samples your killed and I take the credit for your discovery.
I wish that I had some targets for my fireworks.
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Post by Momo on Jul 5, 2006 13:37:27 GMT -5
Granted, but the targets are painted on a set of very powerful explosives located uncomfortably close to you.
I wish the noisy drunk kids across the way would move out. =(
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Post by Flagg on Jul 5, 2006 14:18:47 GMT -5
Granted, but neighbors with dogs who seem to have lungs of steel, and let you know it very loudly, all the time, move in in their place.
I wish the above hadn't already happened to me.
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Post by screenname on Jul 5, 2006 14:32:41 GMT -5
Granted, but instead you get neighbors with 13 ADHD children who like to sing "Row Row Your Boat" very loudly in the wee hours of the morning, while standing in their backyard.
I wish all children behaved.
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Post by RyokoDragonez on Jul 5, 2006 14:56:53 GMT -5
Granted~! Now it's the adults who mis-behave... and there are more adults than children.
I wish I had A/C
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Post by Eclectic Replicant on Jul 5, 2006 23:49:52 GMT -5
Granted, but it does nothing without the D/C.
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Post by antonious on Jul 7, 2006 6:48:59 GMT -5
Sorry cant grant that the jobs already taken.
*Buffs his nails on his shirt and looks at them.*
You can be my servant tho....
I wish that Jebus was already here so we could have the final showdown and I can go get some cake.
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