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Post by Angel--of--Music on Jul 29, 2007 15:24:23 GMT -5
The kitten scratches my eyes out and I bleed to death.
The Phone
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Post by lordofcheese on Jul 29, 2007 16:03:08 GMT -5
You pick up the phone and the person on the other end screams so that you lose your hearing temporaly and fail to notice the ticking noises coming from under your car.
A dictionary.
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Post by ZeroVX on Jul 29, 2007 16:16:02 GMT -5
You try to memorize every word in it and your brain explodes.
Back-to-School sales. (shudder)
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Post by lordofcheese on Jul 29, 2007 16:23:09 GMT -5
The very fact that there are after school sales occuring halfway through the summer confuzuls you so much that you walk unknowingly in front of a truck.
A moldy sweater.
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Post by {×ÏÑk§tÊ®88×} on Jul 29, 2007 17:13:09 GMT -5
its black mold and you breathe it in.
a candle floating in the ocean
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Post by lordofcheese on Jul 29, 2007 22:46:25 GMT -5
You have been adrift for several weeks and upon seeing what you take to be a lighthouse you decide to ditch your unwieldy raft and strike out for "shore." Therefore your drown in the middle of the ocean quite near to the single candle in the ocean.
Six of the Seven Deadly Sins.
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Post by Angel--of--Music on Jul 30, 2007 18:48:32 GMT -5
They all team up and kill me, except sloth stayed home to watch cartoons.
A Spork
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Post by lordofcheese on Aug 1, 2007 16:33:22 GMT -5
The sheer inovativeness of it knocks you off your feet, and into a pit of lava.
Lack of imagination.
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Post by Angel--of--Music on Aug 1, 2007 17:54:46 GMT -5
I have no imagination and explode.
A book.
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Post by lordofcheese on Aug 1, 2007 23:08:07 GMT -5
The book is about pasta preparation and as you try to perform one of the harder recipes you burn your fingers on a heated pot. When you head to your gymnastics competion the next day you fall partway through your routine onto a pudgy man who tells you to kindly vacate his paunch. When you are unable to do so you both come to an eventual acceptance and begin your new symbiotic lifestyle. Over the years you and Harold, for that is the fat man's name, begin to work on a single heart so when he chokes after tripping on a bar of goat lard and landing face first in his collection of alligator toenail clippings you slowly die, staved to death by lack of oxygen in your blood.
Emocons.
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Post by {×ÏÑk§tÊ®88×} on Aug 2, 2007 8:43:02 GMT -5
they turn real and kill you.
a piece of fluff.
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Post by Angel--of--Music on Aug 2, 2007 20:45:38 GMT -5
I eat the fluff. It was poisoned.
Tetris
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Post by {×ÏÑk§tÊ®88×} on Aug 2, 2007 21:11:16 GMT -5
you play to much,and your eyes bleach.
a guy with a knife
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Post by Angel--of--Music on Aug 3, 2007 17:35:31 GMT -5
He stabs me and cuts my heart out. Nuff said.
Inkster.
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Post by {×ÏÑk§tÊ®88×} on Aug 3, 2007 17:42:37 GMT -5
ooooo...mee?
i handcuff you,and feed you to the flesh eating hamsters.
an old handkerchief.
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Post by Angel--of--Music on Aug 4, 2007 11:54:22 GMT -5
I stick the handkerchief in my mouth, and it's all dirty and nasty so I die.
Hello Kitty.
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Post by {×ÏÑk§tÊ®88×} on Aug 4, 2007 16:20:56 GMT -5
the entire cast of hello kitty gets mad at you,for not watching even though your to old for them,and kills you.
a sheep.
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Post by Angel--of--Music on Aug 4, 2007 23:19:02 GMT -5
The sheep is a killer sheep. He eats me.
The ambiguously gay duo.
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Post by ogrefairy on Aug 6, 2007 14:44:05 GMT -5
You see the Ambiguously gay duo coming toward you on the street. You go and stand in front of a speeding bus.
A toothpick
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Post by Angel--of--Music on Aug 6, 2007 17:26:18 GMT -5
I am cleaning out my teeth, and I acidentally swallow the toothpick.
a cell phone
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Post by {×ÏÑk§tÊ®88×} on Aug 6, 2007 18:01:10 GMT -5
you get brain cancer.
a ping-pong ball.
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Post by Angel--of--Music on Aug 6, 2007 19:08:35 GMT -5
I swallow it and choke.
An earaser
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Post by ogrefairy on Aug 6, 2007 20:38:17 GMT -5
You begin erasing a love note when the person it was about comes up and takes it. You die of embarrassment.
A light bulb
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Post by Angel--of--Music on Aug 6, 2007 20:42:07 GMT -5
I smash my head against the light bulb and the glass shards peirce my brain.
T.V
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Post by ogrefairy on Aug 6, 2007 20:47:44 GMT -5
Watches too much TV then tries to imitate some dangerous moves including jumping off a 20 story building.
A race car
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Post by Angel--of--Music on Aug 7, 2007 17:28:59 GMT -5
I get run over.
A black ant.
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Post by ogrefairy on Aug 7, 2007 18:19:39 GMT -5
A black ant crawls up my pant leg while I am looking over a cliff and I trip off because it tickled me.
The government
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Post by lordofcheese on Aug 7, 2007 20:37:27 GMT -5
The government taxes every breath you take so you decide to stop.
Selling a house.
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Post by ogrefairy on Aug 7, 2007 20:48:37 GMT -5
You Have such a nice house that as soon as your neighbors find out that you are putting it up they kill you and forge a will in an attempt to steel it.
A pencil
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Post by lordofcheese on Aug 7, 2007 20:54:00 GMT -5
I write out an entire three hour final exam and then have a heart attack when I realize that the pencil had broken five minutes into it. Insubordination
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