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Post by Deraymou on Jul 26, 2007 18:31:01 GMT -5
Being a chronic chewer of objects, I chew the tablet pen, for some reason, the single wire contained in it super-reacts, adn electrocutes me to death!
A rat flail! (yay VGcats!)
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Post by {×ÏÑk§tÊ®88×} on Jul 26, 2007 18:35:12 GMT -5
the poster below dosent know what that is and kills you. FOR MAKING ME FEEL RETARDED!!!
a celllphone
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Post by Angel--of--Music on Jul 26, 2007 21:25:33 GMT -5
I use the cell phone too much, so it burns off my head. It's one big cell phone A Cup.
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Post by Deraymou on Jul 26, 2007 23:01:10 GMT -5
Its a cup... of venom! You dirnk it, it causes your liver to fail. You die of liver failure cuz no one in your family will donate :-(
a rat morning star! (vgcats again >.>)
(the rat flail is literally a stick, with a rat tied to it by its tail... the rat morning star is the same thing, but ALOT bigger)
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Post by Angel--of--Music on Jul 27, 2007 10:10:18 GMT -5
It falls on me, and I die.
Charby.
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Post by {×ÏÑk§tÊ®88×} on Jul 27, 2007 10:24:13 GMT -5
he bites you.
a duckling.
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Post by Angel--of--Music on Jul 27, 2007 10:26:43 GMT -5
This is no ordinary ducking. He's a killer. He takes out a chainsaw and kills me.
Pinnochio
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Post by {×ÏÑk§tÊ®88×} on Jul 27, 2007 10:30:50 GMT -5
he is very heavy,and falls on me.
a computer virus.
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Post by Deraymou on Jul 27, 2007 11:05:43 GMT -5
shi-! you found my secret! *is really a robot* Hard-drive... failing.... x.x
A random retort!
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Post by {×ÏÑk§tÊ®88×} on Jul 27, 2007 11:12:16 GMT -5
your head randomly explodes.
christmas eve
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Post by Deraymou on Jul 27, 2007 11:16:53 GMT -5
anxious for the next day, blood pressure rises, heart bursts
A tree that definately won't fall on you
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Post by {×ÏÑk§tÊ®88×} on Jul 27, 2007 11:22:55 GMT -5
you climb up it,can't get back down,and starve.
a twig.
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Post by Deraymou on Jul 27, 2007 11:29:37 GMT -5
I chew on said twig, and gasp at somethign amazing, it gets lodged in my windpipe and I die from drowning due to bleeding into my lungs
A tonberry
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Post by {×ÏÑk§tÊ®88×} on Jul 27, 2007 11:32:57 GMT -5
its poisonous.
medicine that cuases mild heart explosians.
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Post by Deraymou on Jul 27, 2007 11:35:57 GMT -5
you stick it in your nose, and suffocate! (so many of my deaths are suffocation and drowning.. but this one was just more fun to do something that wasn't so completely obvious)
a freshly tanned deer hide. (god those are comfy if you can get past that part of what had to be done to make it)
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Post by {×ÏÑk§tÊ®88×} on Jul 27, 2007 11:38:49 GMT -5
you eat it.it lodges in your bowls and you die.
a plastic cactus.
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Post by Deraymou on Jul 27, 2007 11:40:09 GMT -5
You sit on it. It gets stuck. You die of humilliation.
Myself
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Post by {×ÏÑk§tÊ®88×} on Jul 27, 2007 11:42:12 GMT -5
you star chewing on yourself,you bleed to death.
hexsavier.
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Post by ZeroVX on Jul 27, 2007 15:09:22 GMT -5
Some wizard named Hexsavier appears and zaps you.
(His name is Hexavier. You know, like Xavier.)
A pocket calculator.
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Post by Angel--of--Music on Jul 27, 2007 16:16:41 GMT -5
It blows up, taking me with it.
A fishie
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Post by lordofcheese on Jul 27, 2007 16:23:27 GMT -5
The fishie is delivered to your brain carved into the side of the little lead friend taking you out of this horrible world.
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Post by Deraymou on Jul 27, 2007 18:41:44 GMT -5
Nothing The act of not existing. You don't die, you never existed in the first place!
Divison by zero.
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Post by Angel--of--Music on Jul 27, 2007 21:25:26 GMT -5
I try to divide 0, but then I can't take the pain of not being able to. I kill myself.
MSN
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Post by {×ÏÑk§tÊ®88×} on Jul 27, 2007 22:04:20 GMT -5
it gets FARKED up.your head explodes.
having a green face.
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Post by lordofcheese on Jul 28, 2007 15:59:27 GMT -5
You are mistaken for a cabbage and have a fork stuck in your brain by one of those violent vegetarians.
The spirit of awesome.
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Post by Angel--of--Music on Jul 28, 2007 22:45:43 GMT -5
The spirit of awesome blinds me and I melt.
A mouse.
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Post by {×ÏÑk§tÊ®88×} on Jul 28, 2007 22:52:45 GMT -5
you catch the plague.
a piece of carpeting.
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Post by lordofcheese on Jul 28, 2007 23:30:44 GMT -5
The piece of carpeting is attached to your leg bone ,and your leg bone's attached to your knee bone, and your foot bone's attached to your head bone... And the nice doctors kill the horribly deformed child and pretend your mother had a miscarrage.
An anaerobic exercise.
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Post by Angel--of--Music on Jul 29, 2007 8:26:26 GMT -5
I die from over exustion.
Captin Crunch
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Post by {×ÏÑk§tÊ®88×} on Jul 29, 2007 9:56:13 GMT -5
he lands on and crunches you.
a kitten.
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