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Post by Seth Asathi on Jun 20, 2006 13:47:57 GMT -5
You're bored to death.
A good book...
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Post by antonious on Jun 21, 2006 7:37:23 GMT -5
The book is so good that you keep reading it during a zombie attack and, well, you know the rest.
A funny looking duck.
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Post by Seth Asathi on Jun 21, 2006 7:50:01 GMT -5
It's funny looking because it's diseased... it carries a virus that turns the recently killed into mindless zombies... and ... well, you know the rest.
An average watermelon
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Augen
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When God closes a door, he opens another door, which is guarded by vicious ogres.
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Post by Augen on Jun 21, 2006 14:10:26 GMT -5
While wearing a blindfold, you try to smash a watermelon with a stick. However, you accidentally wit Mike Tyson who proceeds to eating your ear. Van Gogh sues you for the use of missing an ear, and you are sentenced to death. Your executioner is a watermelon with a stick.
A rubber nose.
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Post by antonious on Jun 22, 2006 14:00:06 GMT -5
The nose is made of a cheap rubber that gets breathed in and causes your lungs to dry out and you sufficate.
A zit.
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Post by Seth Asathi on Jun 22, 2006 21:56:05 GMT -5
while sitting in the front row seats of a bus, you pop the zit, splattering the contents on the window, which surprises the driver causing him to drive off a bridge....
your favorite song
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Post by Eclectic Replicant on Jun 23, 2006 1:16:02 GMT -5
Whyle listening to the song you don't realize that there is a bus comming at you.
The ~.
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Post by antonious on Jun 23, 2006 6:41:49 GMT -5
The dreaded ~ symbol causes you to over extend your pinky and you get a cramp, by pure luck the queen of England stops in for tea and since you cant raise your pinky she has you beheaded.
A grain of sand on a planet on the other side of the universe.
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Post by Seth Asathi on Jun 23, 2006 8:04:28 GMT -5
The grain of sand on the planet on the other side of the universe contains microscopic intelligent life, which creates a whitehole that spawns a series of stars which has a sufficient gravitational pull to distort time-space in such a way as to create a worm-hole that extends just far enough, for just long enough to suck a single person (you.) right off the face of the planet, bringing them back to the planet on the other side of the universe that contains the grain of sand that contains the microscopic intelligent life that was unaware that humans are not capable of surviving in a region containing high concentrations of sulfuric acid.
(How's that for a sentence?)
(white hole n. A hypothetical hole in outer space from which energy, stars, and other celestial matter emerge or explode.)
(wormhole: n. Physics. A theoretical distortion of space-time in a region of the universe that would link one location or time with another, through a path that is shorter in distance or duration than would otherwise be expected. )
A turkey sandwich
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Augen
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When God closes a door, he opens another door, which is guarded by vicious ogres.
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Post by Augen on Jun 23, 2006 9:47:01 GMT -5
The turkey is ALIVE! It mannages to eat it's way out of you from the inside.
Somebody's peeled-off lips.
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Post by antonious on Jun 24, 2006 7:45:53 GMT -5
The lips are posesed by a demonic force and they begin to eat people until they create a new body from selective parts of the other bodies.
A lego model of the starship Enterprise.
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Post by Seth Asathi on Jun 24, 2006 9:17:23 GMT -5
It's 1:1 scale size... and supported by cables constructed from inferior materials because SURVEY SAYS? It was less costly. Long story short, you've been crushed under the world's largest plastic model.
A line of coke..... bottles...
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Post by antonious on Jun 25, 2006 6:54:18 GMT -5
While admiring your line of coke bottles you realise one of them has a scratch. And when you get closer to examine it a giant dragon lands on your house and flattens you, and he steals all the bottles to sell.
The Pope.
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Post by Seth Asathi on Jun 25, 2006 8:45:01 GMT -5
Uh... .... .... He's the Pope, and thanks to divine intervention (Or maybe you shouldn't have been carrying that metal baseball bat in the open field during a thunderstorm... who knows?) you end up struck by lightning.
The Flying Cat (Hello? Time for your eye exam! I am NOT a cat!) Ruby from Lunar 2...
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Post by Seth Asathi on Jul 28, 2006 9:28:05 GMT -5
Nobody knows who Ruby is, so she kills you all for not knowing.
Um... A peanut.
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Post by RyokoDragonez on Jul 28, 2006 18:25:50 GMT -5
The penguin gets jealous of your possession of the peanut and eats you to obtain said rairity.
Double posing.
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Post by antonious on Jul 28, 2006 19:23:53 GMT -5
You change poses so fast you break your spine.
A mop.
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Post by Eclectic Replicant on Jul 31, 2006 1:14:12 GMT -5
You read the map backwards and you end up falling from a cliff.
Art Deco.
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Think outside the box. That box was too small for you anyway.
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Post by Snass on Jul 31, 2006 12:11:04 GMT -5
While admiring the Art Deco stylings of the Chrysler building (from the roof, naturally). William Van Alen (the architect who designed that building) comes and pushes you off the side, while screaming "your modern sense of esthetic is laughable! The people of the 1920's and 1930's knew what the future should've looked like! THIS ISN'T IT!"
junk e-mail.
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Post by antonious on Jul 31, 2006 20:33:42 GMT -5
While throwing the junk mail out you accidently throw out a bill. In doing so you never pay the bill and the bank sends some hired goons to shake the money out of you.
A bottle of spring water.
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Post by Seth Asathi on Aug 3, 2006 13:31:09 GMT -5
Contents under pressure. You have a piece of plastic lodged deep within what's left of your brain.
Ice cream.
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Post by antonious on Aug 5, 2006 6:48:58 GMT -5
The ice cream headache you get is so bad that you get brain damage.
Doctor John Becker.
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Snass
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Think outside the box. That box was too small for you anyway.
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Post by Snass on Aug 15, 2006 12:02:52 GMT -5
tee hee...oh Becker.
While performing routine surgery on you, Ted Danson has a flashback to his Cheers days and instead of closing up the wound, he starts mixing you a drink in it.
He was operating on your lungs. You drown in a delicious highball.
Office Politics.
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Post by antonious on Aug 16, 2006 12:54:29 GMT -5
While in another stupid meeting a disgruntled employee who hates that you waste time comes in and shoots you then himself. You both die and I take over as the office president.
A brand new watch.
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Post by Seth Asathi on Aug 17, 2006 10:18:16 GMT -5
With our new military technology, it's not just a watch, it's a time bomb!
Riot gear.
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Post by antonious on Aug 20, 2006 7:54:30 GMT -5
While roleplaying as a riot cop with you boyfriend/girlfriend you jump off the dresser and snap your neck.
Joel Osteen.
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Post by Flagg on Aug 21, 2006 2:16:44 GMT -5
Unfortunately for you, Joel's techies accidentally unleash a zombification virus into the vents of the church/stadium while you're in attendance. Thankfully, you're immune. Unfortunately, it's now you vs. a stadium full of zombies, and not a chainsaw in sight. Gulp.
Johnny Quest
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Post by antonious on Aug 21, 2006 7:23:49 GMT -5
While off on one of their little adventures, they find you in a bazzar and follow you around after seeing you steal a cheap necklace. As you enter your hotel room the bust in and tackle you directly into the fireplace.
Ps. I live for fighting zombies, so I'd just fight hand to hand. Since I'm already immune my only worry would be getting eaten. So, all I need to do is fight them off until I win. ^.^
A backscratcher.
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Snass
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Think outside the box. That box was too small for you anyway.
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Post by Snass on Aug 21, 2006 14:43:29 GMT -5
Low and behold, in the bazaar you purchase a backscratcher to help you deal with the heat rash you're developping on your back. Unbeknownst to you it is an enchanted monkey paw backstratcher. Everytime you use it, it grants you one wish. While using it you say "awww man, this heat rash sucks, i wish i wasn't in the desert anymore" .. you get transported to the middle of the ocean. You die partly of exposure and partly of suprise.
a severed finger
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Post by Shippo_no_Neko on Aug 21, 2006 14:55:23 GMT -5
The severed finger is the calling card of a serial killer. You are decapitated the next night.
An empty roll of tape.
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