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Post by DarkfireTaimatsu on Jul 18, 2006 1:35:22 GMT -5
"If it's not illegal, it must be moral." --Danae, Wiley's Non-Sequitur
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Post by dragonblade261 on Jul 20, 2006 10:45:54 GMT -5
I can only think of a CSI quote now... (Grissom runs to the school entrance where it shows a cop walking out of the front doors with a package in his arms) Grissom: WAIT! Officer: Its alright! I got the bomb! (Officer indicates package and grins) Grissom: ...ITS ACTIVE! (grin falls off the Officers face) (5 seconds later) BOOOOM! (Grissom is knocked off his feet and stares at the explosion) Me:(watching on TV) Preeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...
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Post by DarkfireTaimatsu on Jul 25, 2006 15:36:24 GMT -5
"You could have drowned! Do you understand? If something happens, you won't find happiness when you grow up! It's really tough now, and it's like walking in a dark tunnel, but if we keep walking, someday we'll definitely catch a glimpse of light. You know why? There's no such thing as a tunnel without an exit. So if we just keep walking, someday we'll be out in the bright sun. So please... Don't stop now. If you stop... you won't find happiness when you grow up." --Koko, Zatch Bell! Volume 6
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Post by DarkfireTaimatsu on Aug 6, 2006 16:40:22 GMT -5
"The romantic comedy plot-progression daydreams have got to stop! Now!" --Karin, Chibi Vampire Volume 2
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Augen
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When God closes a door, he opens another door, which is guarded by vicious ogres.
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Post by Augen on Aug 8, 2006 20:00:27 GMT -5
"Roses are red. Violets are blue. I will kill you... Doodleedoo..."
-Gargarensis from Age of Mythology.
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Post by dragonblade261 on Aug 9, 2006 17:38:21 GMT -5
More CSI: (A pankage ais for Doc Robbins, he begins to open it) Me: Doc...remember what happened to the DNA lab...and that police officer...explosion...implosion sounds more funny...implode... (It is revealed to be a severed decomposed head) Me: YAAAAY! Decapitation and Decomposition! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(Warrick and Grissom are sitting in a rollercoaster) Warrick: What happened to my evaluation? Grissom: You're sittin' in it.
Me: gravedangergravedangergravedangerGRAVEDANGER! (shows another episode) Me: ...Can't someone ask for a little CSI-in-a-plexiglass-box?! And not even in BLOCKBUSTER yet! It is a cure for my obsesioooooooooooooooon! Waiiiiiiitasec...This is where Nick...WHOO! YEAH! GET PUSHED THROUGH THAT GLASS WINDOW ON THE SECOND FLOOR OF AN APARTMENT!Oh, and... I am sorry for that moment George Eads.
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Plain Susan
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Well. I'm going to school soon. I won't be posting NEARLY as much anymore. *tearness*
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Post by Plain Susan on Aug 15, 2006 17:40:15 GMT -5
Okay, so my friend has this thing where he screams, "Lies and slander!" whenever we point out that he's wrong or being stupid. Then this one time, he was eating with his mouth open. Someone pointed out that what he was doing was gross, and he replied with his usual, "Lies and slander!" only THIS time it sounded more like, "Lice and dandruff!" So that's what we all yell in return when he starts his battle-cry.
LICE AND DANDRUFF!!!
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Post by Eclectic Replicant on Aug 16, 2006 2:22:42 GMT -5
What in the name of Satan are you doing!
Can't remember who.
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Post by dragonblade261 on Aug 17, 2006 7:22:38 GMT -5
Dad: 5 miles an hour?! How about 15 MILES AN HOUR! Me: Is that even legal? --- (My niece Sara is looking at me funny) Me: Yep. Another child with a restraining order against me.
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Post by DarkfireTaimatsu on Aug 19, 2006 21:11:14 GMT -5
"Very! Melon! Catch my heart! Very Melon! (Very melon, yeah!) Catch my heart! Very Melon! (Very melon, yeah!) Melting in your mouth, Very Melon! (Very melon!) One two, one two! Very Melon! (Very melon!) Burrah...! Burrah...! Very! Melon! (Very melon!)" --Victoream's Melon Song, Zatch Bell!
"Zatch... Bell! You know who's got the power, You know who's got to cast that spell If we're going to take the day. (Zatch Bell!) Courage and heart Cannot be lost or torn apart. Together we'll see this battle through. You know who's got the power. Power..." --Zatch Bell! Season 1 opening theme
"Zatch Bell! When the night has come, You face your darkest hour. The face in the mask, It can take you, break you! Follow the light and it will guide you through the night. Believe in me as I believe in you. Zatch Bell!" --Zatch Bell! Season 2 opening theme
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Post by Wolfy on Aug 20, 2006 14:59:46 GMT -5
"... This show is so bad that I can actually feel my brain cells dying..." ~~ Me, when I landed on a cartoon while flipping through channels. Is it just me, or are cartoons getting stupider?
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Plain Susan
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Well. I'm going to school soon. I won't be posting NEARLY as much anymore. *tearness*
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Post by Plain Susan on Aug 22, 2006 11:46:42 GMT -5
Lemme guess-Spongebob Squarepants? Or something stupider? Perhaps Family Guy and Simpsons? Or is it that one lame show-American Dragon, I think it's called? Yeah. I don't like cartoons anymore, that's why I waste all my money on PPV movies and Hollywood!
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Post by DarkfireTaimatsu on Aug 22, 2006 13:03:51 GMT -5
"Well, I keep drawing, even though Neekko, Lysie, Amelius, Shippo, Thriss, Loopy, Lindsay, Debel, Jade, Mandy, Scarecrow, Daybreak, Ratty, Koneko, Miesouw, EbilBunny, Kaourika, and Zac all draw better'n me." --Me, replying to a poll asking 'If your friend did something better than you, would you keep doing it?'
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Post by Wolfy on Aug 22, 2006 16:21:10 GMT -5
Nope, it was.... Squirrel Boy, i think.... >_<
"Double occupancy means two can stay as cheaply as one who has to pay double if he's alone." -Ralph Shaffer
"Today is the tomorrow that yesterday you spent money like there was no." -Ivern Ball
"The truest expression of a people is in its dances and its music. Bodies never lie." -Agnes DeMille
"The only thing that ever sat its way to success was a hen." -Sarah Brown
"The principal function of March is to use up the winter weather that wouldn't fit into February." -Doug Larson
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Post by DarkfireTaimatsu on Sept 8, 2006 13:04:09 GMT -5
"Where's the list of grievances?" "Here, Uncle Phil. 'Somebody keep making them damn Chevy Chase movies'. 'Dude in apartment 3-G keeps calling me "Sugar-Drawers"'." "Complaints about the building, Jazz!" "I think they kick in right here, Uncle Phil. 'Sticky stuff on the stairs tastes bitter'." {Jazz nods in disgusted agreement} --Uncle Phil and Will, The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
"Why does a company called Franco-American make Italian food?" --The Alchemist, The Venture Bros. (Fallen Arches)
"Are you just getting here?" "I didn't get the call right away. The pager was in my pants and I wasn't wearing them." "Ugh! Spare us the sordid details." "Get your mind out of the gutter, Cassie. I was buying beach clothes. You know how hard it is to find something to match my adorably green skin tone?" --Teen Titans Vol. 7: Life and Death
"It's just that, seeing Superboy's condition, I couldn't help wondering what my time will be like. And then, I felt guilty for being so self-absorbed. We're doing so much to save Conner and-- Are you guys also going to move heaven and earth for me?" "Of course we are. You're family." "Gar is the uncle who hugs a little too long." "Hey, why do I have to be the butt of every joke?" --Speedy, Robin, Wonder Girl, and Beast Boy, Teen Titans Vol. 7: Life and Death
"This is not the Titan you were looking for." "Gar, stop bothering the killer robots." "Coming." --Beast Boy and Wonder Girl, Teen Titans Vol. 7: Life and Death
"Oh, boy! Of course! This place would have giant, shambling zombie horrors! What modern lab wouldn't?" --Beast Boy, Teen Titans Vol. 7: Life and Death
"Conner?" "He said I wasn't the real Superboy. kff... ...He was wrong. I just forgot for a little while... ...We all forgot... ...Don't let them forget again." "Just hang in there, okay?" "kff..." "You did it, Conner. You saved the Earth. You saved everyone." "I know, Cass. Isn't it cool?" --Superboy's dying words to Wonder Girl, Teen Titans Vol. 7: Life and Death
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Post by dragonblade261 on Sept 12, 2006 14:26:05 GMT -5
Me watching Home Improvement: Maybe he wants to mate with the female screech owls and create SUPER HUMAN OWL CHILDREN WITH SONIC SCREECH!
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Post by Shippo_no_Neko on Sept 12, 2006 20:09:38 GMT -5
"No, I'm not drunk. It takes two hours of drinking to get up to normal with you, your so damn sober." -- Maps in a Mirror-Orson Scott Card
"And I got dreams. And I know Dogwalker's got dreams, too. Even fewer. But we'll get what we want. Every speck. Every sparkle. Believe it.:-- Maps in a Mirror--Orson scott Card.
I died laughing at the last one, which was supposed to be a serious, somber quote. i think you see why it's so funny. Believe it.
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Post by DarkfireTaimatsu on Sept 15, 2006 0:30:19 GMT -5
"Those river dunks give you a cold? What are you, a manga character?" --Genjyo Sanzo, Saiyuki Reload Volume 3
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Post by Wolfy on Sept 18, 2006 19:52:24 GMT -5
"The only mistake I ever made was to appoint a sniveling little weasel like you Secretary of Defense. However, that is a mistake, I am happy to say, that I don't have to live with. Mr. Nimzicki... you're fired."
"Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. "Mankind." That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it's fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom... Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution... but from annihilation. We are fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight!" We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day!" (This is my favorite quote EVER! ^_^~)
"Okay, boys, let's give Mr. Casse some cover. Gentlemen! Let's plow the road!"
~~ President Thomas Whitmore, Independence day.
"If I had known I was gonna meet the president I would've worn a tie. Look at me, I look like a schliemiel."
"Everyone's trying to get out of Washington, and we're the only schmucks trying to get in."
"All you need is love, John Lennon, smart man, shot in the back very sad."
~~Julius Levinson, Independence Day
"I picked a helluva day to quit drinkin'."
"In the words of my generation: Up Yours!"
"Hello boys, I'm Baaaack!"
~~Russel Casse, Independence Day
"Let's kick the tires and light the fires, big daddy!"
"Why we are on this particular mission, we'll never know. But I do know, here today, that the Black Knights will emerge victorious once again."
~~Capt. Jimmy Wilder, Independence Day
"Oh god, I hope they bring back Elvis!"
~~Elvis Fanatic on building, Independence Day
"A toast, to the end of the world."
"Time's up."
~~David Levinson, Independence Day
"I have got to get me one of these!"
"THAT'S RIGHT! Thats what you get! Look at you, ship all banged up! WHOSE THE MAN? HUH? WHOSE THE MAN? Wait until I get another plane! I am going to lower your friends RIGHT BESIDE YOU!"
"We're not hit! We're not hit! Stop side-seat driving!"
~~Captain Steven Hiller, Independence Day
And then, the series of quotes:
David Levinson: Tunnel. Tunnel. Tunnel. Left, exit, exit. Captain Steven Hiller: Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! David Levinson: Must go faster. Must go faster! Go, go, go, go! Captain Steven Hiller: Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhh! Captain Steven Hiller: Oh! Oh! Elvis has left the building! David Levinson: Oh, thank you very much. Oh, I love you man!
Captain Steven Hiller: Oops. David Levinson: W-what do you mean, oops? Captain Steven Hiller: Some jerk put this... David Levinson: Don't say "oops". Captain Steven Hiller: What do you say we try that again? David Levinson: Yes, yes. Yes. Without the "oops". Thataway.
Captain Steven Hiller: I ain't heard no fat lady! David Levinson: Forget the fat lady. You're Obsessed with fat lady. Just get us out of here!
David Levinson: They're bringing us in. Captain Steven Hiller: When the hell was you gonna tell me? David Levinson: Oops. Captain Steven Hiller: We're gonna have to work on our communication.
Marty Gilbert: A countdown... wait, a countdown to what David? David Levinson: It's like in chess: First, you strategically position your pieces and when the timing is right you strike. They're using this signal to syncronize their efforts and in 5 hours the countdown will be over. Marty Gilbert: And then what? David Levinson: Checkmate. Marty Gilbert: Oh, my God. I gotta call my brother, my housekeeper, my lawyer. Nah, forget my lawyer.
David Levinson: Hey, take a look at the earthlings. Goodbye! Captain Steven Hiller: Y'all take care, alright, 'nothing but love for ya. I ain't got nothing by love for ya. [to David] Captain Steven Hiller: You think they have any idea what's about to happen to them? David Levinson: Not a chance in hell. Goodnight!
Area 51 Guard: I'm sorry, Captain. This is a restricted area. I can't let you pass without clearance. Captain Steven Hiller: Okay. Come here. You wanna see my clearance? *shows the officer an alien wrapped up in a parachute, freaking out the guard* Captain Steven Hiller: Maybe I'll just leave this here with you. Area 51 Guard: Let them pass! Let them pass!
Julius Levinson: Hey don't you tell him to shut up! You'd all be dead now if it weren't for my David! None of you did anything to prevent this! General: There was nothing we could do! Julius Levinson: Oh don't give me that! You knew about this for a long time! What with that spaceship you found in New Mexico! What was it called... Roswell, New Mexico! And that other place... uh... Area 51, Area 51! You knew then! And you did nothing! Thomas Whitmore: Mr. Levinson, you're mistaken. There is no Area 51. There is no spaceship: Albert Nimzicki: Uh... Mr. President. That's not entirely accurate.
Patricia Whitmore: Is Mommy sleeping now? President Thomas Whitmore: Yeah, Mommy is sleeping now.
Captain Steven Hiller: Didn't I promise you fireworks? Dylan Dubrow: Yeah.
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I do so love that movie... ^_^-
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Post by dragonblade261 on Sept 18, 2006 20:10:01 GMT -5
(Me and my Uncle are having a science conversation) Uncle: Okay, Science Girl. How do you tell if a snake is venemous or not? Me: Eeeeeeh...You put a mouse in there and make the snake bite it then pull it out and see if the mouse dies? Uncle: Erm...yes...but....what if a snake bites you in the arm? Me: ...Need I answer that? Uncle: See if you die? Me: Yep. ------ (I am becoming too loud) Dad:*name withdrawn*! Your brother is in bed! Me: *pointing at Uncle* He is teasing me! *comes onto all fours* Me: You never tease...a DOBERMAN!!! *leans back like I am about to pounce and bares teeth*
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Post by DarkfireTaimatsu on Sept 18, 2006 23:39:18 GMT -5
"Do what's right for you, as long as you don't hurt no one." --Elvis Presley
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Post by dragonblade261 on Sept 26, 2006 19:11:59 GMT -5
(I am standing in the lunch line and I move over to let a teacher pass by) (The teacher drops a mini candy bar in my hand and walks away) Me: ? (I go to my friends after getting lunch) Me: Mr. S gave me this candy after I let him through the lunch line... (We look at it suspiciously on the table) Me: It isnt ticking.... C: Maybe it has drugs in it! A: Or poison! Me: Naw, the poison would dissolve in your stomach acid. (I pat the candy to somebody who recoiles and pats it to another person) (The pat war continues and somebody who has not heard its origin gets it and looks at us funny) Me: You can have that. (She shrugs and eats it) (We gape at her) Me: Tell us if you have any signs of dying.
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Post by Wolfy on Oct 13, 2006 17:22:42 GMT -5
"Mom, the only way our computer is going to get highspeed is if I kick it off the roof!" ~~Overheard from a girl in my class when she was talking about a conversation she had with her mom. I thought it was funny. ^^-
I'm over at a friends house, and we are getting ready to watch movies:
Su: *at the computer* Do you even know how to work my tv? Me: *staring at the tv* No, but--*tv turns on* O.O AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! IT'S THE APOCO-- Su: Wolf.(name changed to protect my privacy ^^) *holds up remote* Me: *turns to see her holding the remote* Oh. It's the remote. ^^;;
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Post by dragonblade261 on Oct 16, 2006 14:20:08 GMT -5
These are at school. --- Al: Okay, we need a sentence...."They eluded the fuzz? Ar: How about popo instead of fuzz?(Both police names of course!) Me: Y'know if we switch the last two letters of popo.... *pause* Al: POOP! *we burst into hysterics* Me: Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop!*in highpitched voice* *we burst into hysterics again* --- S: Eeeeeeeeeeew! Mr. K: S, there are billions of bacteria worldwide! S: I'm not talkin' 'bout bacteria! I'M TALKING ABOUT GERMS! *I slam my head on the desk repeatedly*
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Nyxia
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Post by Nyxia on Oct 18, 2006 9:21:47 GMT -5
I'm not sure if this was already posted but my favorite quote. Only because it is very true.
"What doesn't kill you makes you stranger" -- Trevor Goodchild in Aeon Flux Cartoon Series.
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Augen
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When God closes a door, he opens another door, which is guarded by vicious ogres.
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Post by Augen on Oct 18, 2006 22:47:20 GMT -5
"Did you go down on the mule?" -Joy from the View.
"If you don't improve your behavior Mr. Roma will be monitoring you in the locker room and he will enjoy it!" -My PE teacher lecturing the class about a broken bottle in the locker room.
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Post by Wolfy on Oct 29, 2006 22:04:35 GMT -5
"Alcohol is bad for your liver." -Me, said whenever people are drinking. ^^ "No, I like to keep my liver healthy, thank you!" -Me again, this time said when offered a sip of said alcohol. "Stop ruining my beautiful quotes with your relentless logic!" -Me again, when people point out that a sip of alcohol is not going to completely shut down your liver. "PIE?!" -Me and any of my friends when pie is mentioned. ^^ While at a family member's birthday party: "STOP POINTING AT ME!! ... ... I'm self-conscious..." -Me, when a friend was pointing at me. "Quan Chi... Quantity... ... BUY!" -Me again, watching two boys at the party playing some fighting game... Quan Chi was one of the boys' character. "Stop petting me!" -Me. I was wearing velvety pants, and my friends kept feeling it. We were all a little hyper. ^^;; Boy, I was full of quotes, wasn't I? ^^- At a vampire game I'm part of when discussing how my friends character got turned: Me: You were beaten by a statue? Her: No, I was turned because I forgot to duck. Me: *snerk* And that's better.. How? Her: It's funnier to say. ^^ "I'm sick and tired of Johannes and his horses!" -Heather, the girl in the previous quote, talking about her character's sire. James (the DM): What's wrong with Johannes? Heather: *said in a very proper sort of tone* He's a pompous windbag and I just don't like him. "Less politics, more pie!" -Stupidity in Magic. ( www.drunkduck.com/Stupidity_in_Magic) "Stop staring at my tail!" -Brian, Family Guy Yay, quote fun! ^^-
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Post by dragonblade261 on Oct 31, 2006 21:22:11 GMT -5
(Me and Val are in a little disagreement) Val: You made me and my friends get in trouble in 5th Grade! Mrs. G: Val...that was 2 years ago! Me: Yeah, and I have the attention of an ant! --- CSI: (Sara is beating up a dummy angrily and Grissom sees her) Grissom: Hey, pick on somebody your own size. Sara: Are you voluntering? Grissom(glances at dummy): ...No...
(Nick, Sara and Greg are at a Diner) Greg(looking out window): Dude...where is your car? Nick: Oh, right there(glances at where car was)...Uh-Oh.
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Post by Dundee on Nov 12, 2006 20:54:00 GMT -5
Some advanced roleplayers are griping about illiterates on the Neopets boards, and they're talking about specific time periods.
Advanced roleplayer who knows three tons more than me: Of course, when people are being stupid ( I refer back to the Napoleonic Wars situation) I decide to be stupid right back. During Waterloo, I had Napoleon say "All your base are belong to us."
Advanced roleplayer number two: I can totally see someone at Waterloo saying "Somebody set us up the bomb!" Totally. xD
Advanced roleplayer number three: Yes. And then the allied forces go: "You have no chance to survive make your time."
Yet another advanced roleplayer, a bit later: I gave up Ancient Egyptian RP because people were just so unbelievably stupid about it. I'm talking princesses named Yoshiko sneaking out into the markets and avoiding arranged marriages stupid. I'm talking golden retrievers named BOWSER stupid. I'm talking five hundred princes named Tut, all of them having SIXPACKS stupid.
Five: But sixpacks? Good gawd. Next we'll see Medieval soldiers with lazer beams.
A bit later, number six: I just googled the Aztecs, and all I can think of now is Bon Jovi singing something like "YANK OUT THE HEART, AND YOU'RE TO BLAME! YOU GIVE HUITZILOPOCHTLI A BAD NAME."
Later, number seven: I went to a "That's So Musical Suite Life of Hannah Montana and The Cheetah Girls" just to laugh at them... And asked them how Raven Symone and Ashley Tisdale were two people at the same time. They actually said that it could happen, because Disney might use special effects.
*giving up* Eight: Oh, oh, oh! You know what else I just /adore/? How in the Highschool roleplays, they are all dropped off by pink stretch limos, or they sit under a tree and play their guitar while all their woodland friends sing. And such. Ummm...yeah, in highschool, you barely have enough time to breathe, let alone sit by yourself and write poetry. x]
Nine: I once knew someone who, when someone said "the fifty states," said, "wait no, 52 if you count Alaska and Hawaii!" Yeah.
Ten: I always want to get those people that shirt that says "Shakespeare hates your poetry."
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Post by dragonblade261 on Nov 15, 2006 15:04:03 GMT -5
Dad: Yeah, Dragons Science teacher is so young that I could be his dad! Me: o_0 Bad Imaging! BAD IMAGING!
Aron(reading): "The heart is between the legs__" Me and Alan: WHAT?!*we start laughing* Me: That is SO wrong...I LOVE IT! Aron: MEEP! I meant between the lungs!
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