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Post by Daybreak on Mar 3, 2006 22:12:25 GMT -5
Alright! I just thought it'd be interesting to have a place to put quotes people like. From you, from your friends, from movies or famous people, whatever! I'll start off...
~When someone is asked "Are sound effect absolutely necessary?" the answer always is an indesputable "YES!"
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Post by Wolfy on Mar 3, 2006 22:22:48 GMT -5
Alrighty!
~"Look, i'm sorry. I...i have a sugar imbalence." "No, diabetes is a sugar imbalence. You are an estrogen/molotov cocktail!"
~"Why don't you get off the cross, use the wood to build a bridge, and get over it?"
Those are both from the same movie. ^_^
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Post by Dundee on Mar 3, 2006 22:24:02 GMT -5
"Holy flipping schnikies of demonic destruction!!" From No Need for Bushido. "God, *Dundee*, you're so BOSSY!! You should stop it right now." From my good friend *twitch* Tasha. "What do I look like, someone who's not lazy?!" Courtesy of my dear brother. "Happy Hippos of Doom!!" Also a tidbit from the archives of witty sayings from my brother. "Look, a distraction!!" My brother's too funny for his own good. That's why I rip him off all the time. "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy," Benjamen Franklin. Got this one off of one of my Dad's sweatshirts. "Gimme a sock with a brink in it and I can change the world… one stupid person at a time!" Eternal Juxtaposition. Hmm, maybe I should check back up on that webcomic... "I’m gonna rip your eyeballs out, chew on them, and spit them back into your sockets so that the next time you look at me I’ll be the danged scariest thing you ever saw!!!!" Also courtesy of No Need for Bushido.
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Post by DarkfireTaimatsu on Mar 3, 2006 22:41:27 GMT -5
"Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES!" --Winston Zeddemore, Ghostbusters
"What, are you too good to talk to the condiments?" --Cosmo, The Fairly OddParents
"Trouble? Trouble's not good. Trouble's like when you nick a pie an' people see." --Taimatsu the imp, Bad Seeds
"My standard is female! Send your portal women my way!" --Phineas, Charby the Vampirate
"I can't WAIT to see you in pieces!" --Tira, Soul Calibur III
"I swear that thing is evil. Liberace is fixing to lose a finger." --Strong Bad, 'That Time of Year', HomestarRunner.com
"You don't want to do that. The couch is infested. With ghosts. Only I can see them, with my ghost powers. But I still have to live a normal school life and make the grade. Seventh grade." --Jessica Argus, 'Depart's All Yours', Bonus Stage
"Who knew near-death delirium could be so catchy?" --Joel Dawson, 'Ryaconning', Bonus Stage
"The sticky stuff on the stairs tastes bitter." --Will Smith, The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
"You're an anti-dentite!" "I am NOT an anti-dentite!" "You're a RAAAAABID anti-dentite! Next thing you know you'll be saying they should have their own schools!" "They do have their own schools!" "Ah-gh-gh-gh!" --Cosmo Kramer and Jerry Seinfeld, 'The Yada Yada', Seinfeld
More to come! Quotes are my forte. =3
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Post by Shippo_no_Neko on Mar 4, 2006 13:49:25 GMT -5
"Iruka-sensei's my teacher--BELIEVE IT!" --Naruto. The Naruto Dub >.<
"And then Vegeta was all 'waah!' and then I was all 'waah!' and then the lady in the purple kimono was all 'waah!'" -- Moopsie. Doodles in Time V1
"Oh God. Where are my pants. I guess I'll just have to go out commando!"-- Michael, a friend. The night of the school play >_<
Err... I have more! Just lazy right now. Oh fine, one more.
"That is... Troublesome."--Shikamaru. Naruto Manga.
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Post by Wolfy on Mar 4, 2006 14:45:29 GMT -5
Oh! One of my favorites:
"The wolf is kept fed by it's feet." -Russian proverb
Also:
"Can't sleep, the clowns will eat." -Courtesy of my friend Brittany
"Never admit anything until you absoluty have to. And then, lie." -I don't remember where i heard this one...
"...Well, now you look like Jesus. And Jesus, you need a tic-tac." -Chistopher Titus, same as my frist quotes. ^_^
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Post by DarkfireTaimatsu on Mar 4, 2006 14:57:17 GMT -5
"To promise not to do a thing is the surest way in the world to make a body want to do that very thing." --Mark Twain
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Yarrum-kun
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Post by Yarrum-kun on Mar 4, 2006 20:41:07 GMT -5
"Jean Claude Van Damme couldn't be more European if he tried to single-handedly invade Poland." -Azreal, from "I am a Japanese teacher."
"I'm on Zoloft. I don't care about ANYTHING." - April, May & June, the most disturbing webcomic ever.
"damn manslut GET ME A MCFLURRY" - the wonders of IRC, curtosey of my buddy Fallout.
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Post by Dundee on Mar 5, 2006 10:47:34 GMT -5
Mwahahar!!! Prepare for total "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"!!!!!
"Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it." "Trillian, is this going to happen every time we turn on the Infinitely Improbable Drive?" "Very probable." More soon, it's been a while since I read the series and I only got to the second book last night.
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Post by Wolfy on Mar 5, 2006 12:34:46 GMT -5
"No more jellybeans and coffee for breakfast for you!" -Me, to my friend Jenny one morning when we were both a little hyper. ^_^
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Post by Daybreak on Mar 5, 2006 12:56:04 GMT -5
~ I'm wearing my socks... ON MY HANDS!!!! -from the webcomic Demonology 101 ~ Maybe he's dead. - Eduardo from the cartoon series Extreme Ghostbusters (said as a response every time someone asks "hey, where's *insert name here*?")
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Post by DarkfireTaimatsu on Mar 5, 2006 20:19:09 GMT -5
"I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought." --Egon Spengler, Ghostbusters
"Think there's a connection between this and the... slime?" "Is the atomic weight of cobalt 68.9?" --Ray Stantz and Egon Spengler, Ghostbusters II
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Post by Eclectic Replicant on Mar 5, 2006 23:11:00 GMT -5
These are some from a forum i haunt: ...now shut up and giggle with me. Yes, hate loves everyone Samaritan's Reality: No good deed goes unpunished The taste of mortal terror is delicious. it's all fun and games until someone hurts themselves. Then it's just hilarious Free the internet! We have nothing to fear from free information but pop-up advertising!"
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Post by Wolfy on Mar 5, 2006 23:19:42 GMT -5
"Well, I speak one. 1010101. With it, I can steal your money your sexual fantesies, your whole life. We multitask like you breathe. I couldn't think as slow as you if I tried," -Rat, from The Core. I love that movie
"Ok, if I'm gonna do this, I'm gonna need an unlimited supply of Zena tapes and hot pockets. ... They help me concentrate," -Also Rat. ^_^
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Post by DarkfireTaimatsu on Mar 5, 2006 23:27:31 GMT -5
Favourite Soul Calibur quotes:
"I'm gonna kill you now. You ready?" --Tira
"I can't wait to see you in pieces!" --Tira
"You've come all this way just to die!" --Tira
"To abandon your children and travel all this way! You're such a horrible mother! Sheesh." --Tira
"Wallow in your despair." --Cervantes
"Ah ha ha! Come with me to hell!" --Cervantes
"This is how true despair feels." --Cervantes
"Your soul makes a poor meal!" --Cervantes
"You shall become my nourishment!" --Nightmare
"You conceited, wretched human!" --Nightmare
"Blood, darkness, come unto me!" --Nightmare
"Yes... This is it!" --Nightmare
"It will rain blood today." --Astaroth
"Don't scream! Worms." --Astaroth
"I shall assist your suicide!" --Yoshimitsu
"Justice will prevail! Just kidding!" --Xianghua
"No use in talking, huh? Fine!" --Kilik
"Let the power of the hellfire... sink into your soul." --Abyss
"Transcending history and the world, a tale of souls and swords, eternally retold." --The narrator
Other Video Game Quotes: Updated as I see fit
"This is what I'm paid for." --Lone-Wolf Lawrence (Blue Rogues attack) (Skies of Arcadia Legends)
"Come on... Dance for me!" --Gilder (Gunslinger attack) (Skies of Arcadia Legends)
"Your petty little tricks won't work on us!" --Gilder (Aura of Denial attack) (Skies of Arcadia Legends)
"Never worry about what you cannot control." --Alex (Golden Sun: The Lost Age)
"There are legends that dwell within the hidden places of Neopia. Some are of the light. Others... Others are of the darkest kind." --The narrator (Neopets: The Darkest Faerie)
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Post by Daggertooth on Mar 6, 2006 5:08:04 GMT -5
"An' ye harm none, do what ye will" ~ wicca rede
"Death is not a debt I am yet willing to pay" ~Purraj of Urborg
"If you are at peace in your time and live harmoniously, sadness and happiness cannot affect you." ~Chang-tsu
“Names are guests or RealityEEChang-tsu
“Everyone knows the use of the useful, but nobody knows the use of the useless.E~ Chang-tsu
“I'll travel this road until death sets me free.E~ Pastures of Plenty, by Solas.
“They groaned they moaned they all up rose none spake nor moved their eyes It had been strange, even in a dream, to have seen those dead men rise.E - Ryme of the ancient mariner Eby Samuel colerige
“Water water everywhere And all the planks did shrink. Water water everywhere, Yet not a drop to drink.E - Ryme of the ancient mariner, by Samuel colerige
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Post by Momo on Mar 6, 2006 14:40:58 GMT -5
"If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. But what if life gives you a massive concrete block?" -Me "If life gives you Hitler, make Hitler-ade!" -Me Again "If at first you don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie." -Still Me
I love quoting myself.
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Post by DarkfireTaimatsu on Mar 6, 2006 14:47:09 GMT -5
"If life gives you a lemon, wing it right back, and add some lemons of your own!" --Calvin (Calvin & Hobbes)
"You know, Timmy, perfect teeth might be nice, but if they're in a mouth that's mean, they might as well not be in the mouth at all." --Timmy's mom (The Fairly OddParents)
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Post by Shippo_no_Neko on Mar 7, 2006 14:24:39 GMT -5
"I'm not as *hic* think as you drunk I am!"-- Me o.o
"What the Q?!"-- Also me!
"So really I'm a big manly snake man. So obviously their's no chance whatsoever that I might have been a woman in a past life. "-Rehiro
I love that last quote XDD It's in my siggy.
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Post by Daggertooth on Mar 9, 2006 4:56:21 GMT -5
A friend I haven't heard from in years suddenly sent me this chainletter. And it fits this subject. A sign of the end of times? me thinks yes. @_@
Wright-isms
If you're not familiar with the work of Steven Wright, he's the famous erudite scientist who once said: "I woke up one morning and all of my stuff had been stolen... And replaced by exact duplicates!" His mind tends to see things a bit differently than the rest of us mortals. Here are some of his gems: 1- I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. 2- Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. 3- Half the people you know are below average. 4- 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 5- 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot. 6- A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. 7- A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. 8- If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain. 9- All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand. 10- The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. 11- I almost had a psychic girlfriend, but she left me before we met. 12- OK, so what's the speed of dark? 13- How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink? 14- If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. 15- Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. 16- When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. 17- Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. 18- Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. 19- I intend to live forever; so far, so good. 20- If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? 21- Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. 22- What happens if you get scared half to death twice? 23- My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." 24- Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? 25- If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. 26- A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. 27- Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. 28- The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread. 29- To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. 30- The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. 31- The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. 32- The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it. 33- Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. ...and the all time favorite- 34- If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?
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Post by Wolfy on Mar 9, 2006 22:53:23 GMT -5
"Curiouity killed the cat, and satisfaction brought it back." -Aly, from Trickster's Choice
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Post by Shippo_no_Neko on Mar 11, 2006 18:13:01 GMT -5
"So what would being in love mean?"(Moss) "It means you'll be f***ing her until shes shrivelled and disgusting"--Trandar. Free Roleplay.
"Innuendo... What's an innuendo? Is it some crazy kind of toothbrush?"--My friend XD
(Bleh! I keep stealing my quotes from Rehiro-kun! >.> <.< They're just so good >_<)
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Post by Milky the Man on Mar 11, 2006 19:01:31 GMT -5
"Hard work may pay off in the long run, but laziness pays off right now!"
"True dat!"
-Elan and Belkar in The Order of the Stick.
"Why is the rum gone?"
-Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Carribean
"If a tree kills alone in the forest, does it make a sound?"
-Durkon from The Order of the Stick
"This, my friend, is a PINT."
-Merry in The Lord of the Rings
"It will test your head...your brain...and your MIND!"
-Dewey Finn in School of Rock
"Luke, join me, and together we will rule the galaxy, as father and son, and holy spirit!"
-My sister
"What if the hokey pokey IS what it's all about?"
-A shirt I seen!
"At least you weren't a Dude!"
-Daray from CTV
"Did you see them? They was poppin out of the ground! LIKE DAISIES!"
-Mushu from Mulan
"No! No, we are not gay. We were not gay when you asked us last time, and we have not suddenly become gay in the intervening period."
-Tycho from Penny Arcade, in "Questionable Orientation"
My last one is also from Penny Arcade. It's not so much a single quote as a series...it's "Phad Thai" (the one about F.E.A.R., a game my bro worked on...(he's a level designer))
Tycho: BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!
Gabe: RAAAAGH!
Tycho: Oooh. Man. You got some, you know, potty issues, there.
Gabe: What, this? This isn't PEE. You startled me. I spilled my... drink is all.
Tycho: So you didn't wet your pants. You were just drinking PISS.
Gabe: Yes, that's right. NO!
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Post by Wolfy on Mar 11, 2006 19:08:53 GMT -5
ooooooo, you read OOTS?
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Post by Milky the Man on Mar 12, 2006 16:15:05 GMT -5
Yessir. It rules da SCHOOL!
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Post by Shippo_no_Neko on Mar 12, 2006 17:52:11 GMT -5
True dat.
"Whachoo lookin' at, foo'!?"-- Drunken Lee. Naruto.
"It's not that I hate you or anything, but... Thanks to you, I've suffered through quite a bit!"--Lee to Gaara. Naruto.
"Sorry, but I can't give up. Because a man can't be protected by a woman."--Shikamaru to Temari. Naruto.
Gaah! Shika-chan makes me mad sometimes >_<
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Post by Milky the Man on Mar 13, 2006 0:08:01 GMT -5
Naruto quotes...many of them!
oooh, here's ONLY MY FAVORITE LOTR QUOTE:
"You know of what I speak." -Saruman.
It's great, because you'll be like, helping with someone with math, and you'll be like, "Remember the thing...(insert math here) YOU KNOW OF WHAT I SPEAK." It's totally awesome.
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Post by Eclectic Replicant on Mar 13, 2006 1:14:55 GMT -5
It's not that i don't care, it's just that i don't give a sh**.-Me
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Post by Amelius on Mar 13, 2006 3:52:27 GMT -5
oo, I got some bad ones from my self:
"If smiles were meant to be trusted, there'd be more obese crocodiles" "Home is where your pets are buried" (void if you put them in a cemetary of course) "That shocked my socks off!" (so bad) "The plot has more twists than Chubby Checker!" (baaaaad) "Do your teeth hurt? Do they hurt when you push the LIES through them?" (as in lying through your teeth) "Why, I never!" (goood comeback!) "Funny twin powers, unite! Form of, a Pun!" (oh don't ask) " He sure puts the "immoral" in "immortal"..."
A few of my pals: "I throw daggers like I throw dirty glances!" (accompanied with a dirty glance) ~Forrest "Don't make a scene, just let it happen"~ Forrest again, then Zerlocke ^_^ "Oh, my leggy!" ~TZO, playing a videogame. He hurt his leggy. " I am not the "essence of Emo!" ~Susan "I hate your face!" James, playing with text messages and random people...on someone else's phone ^_^ "I want your snake babies!" ~ Kurt, with a bad pickup ^_^
Some stuff from TV and movies: "Hey Ex Wive, I'm on TV!" ~charming message scrawled on line paper by a wrestling fan "Loose Seal!" "Lucielle's a liar!" "No, loose seal!" "Arrgh!" ~ A seal attack, Arrested Development "You've got red on you" Shaun of the Dead "It's a trick, get an axe!" Ash, Army of Darkness "Scruffy looking?" Han Solo "...Fast karate punch!" and "Bull snot!" Jay, badly edited tv version of Mallrats "Oh my God, who is driving? Bear is driving! How can this be?" ~Clerks animated series
I'd have more but my brain is fizzling...
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Post by Wolfy on Mar 13, 2006 17:50:29 GMT -5
"I stole the baby!" "I stole it. From a stuuuupid dikini." "Hey! Don't I know you? I stole the baby from you, dikini. While you were taking a pee-pee!" ----From a little character in one of my favorite movies, Willow. I can't remember his name, though. >_<
"I'm a damsel. I'm in distress. I can handle it. Have a nice day."-Meg from Hercules
"Megera. My friends call me Meg, at least they would if I had any friends."-also Meg
"You know men. They think 'no' means 'yes' and 'get lost' means 'take me, I'm yours'."-Meg again
What? I like that movie.
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