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Post by DarkfireTaimatsu on May 13, 2006 0:17:33 GMT -5
"Separate the whites from the colours? What are you, a laundry racist?" --Bucky Katt, Get Fuzzy
"I want tuna." "You can't have tuna. You have to pick something off the menu. Now tell me what you want." "I keep telling you, I want TUNA." "This is a Chinese resturaunt, Buck." "I'll eat Chinese tuna; I'm no racist." --Bucky and Rob, Get Fuzzy
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Post by Dundee on May 13, 2006 16:18:56 GMT -5
I can see you are a man of good taste, Tai. I grew up on that comic. "They're slimy, they're disgusting, and they're little packets of ew." My brother, commenting on potstickers. Sucks to be him. "Hey Justin! Quit meditating and get over here!" "But I'm about to obtain inner peace!" "Screw inner peace! I got a friend for you to meet!" Elliot and Justin, El Goonish Shive. Good grief, I love that comic. "Is it dead? Can we eat it?" Guess whooo...
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Augen
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Post by Augen on May 22, 2006 18:17:37 GMT -5
"Sometimes evil must be commited in order to prevent greater evil." - Vald, a character I made up.
"You can't hug a child with nuclear arms... Yet..." - Me.
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Post by DarkfireTaimatsu on May 26, 2006 15:41:22 GMT -5
"Hmm... That child with the over-active pitutary gland is getting beaten up by a floating frog. Yay. ...But wait. Frogs don't float, or beat up children. There's only one logical explanation... Timmy Turner has wished himself invisible with the help of his... FAIRY GODPARENTS!" --Crocker, Fairly OddParents
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Augen
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Post by Augen on May 26, 2006 21:08:03 GMT -5
"You know what they say; when you're thirsty, take a drink." -Ed dressed as Eddy.
"I am a great magician, your clothes are red!" "Wow, do that again!" -Kung Pow
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Post by DarkfireTaimatsu on Jun 4, 2006 20:40:53 GMT -5
Brain: Are you pondering what I'm pondering, Pinky? Pinky: I think so, Brain, but... ...if we didn't have ears, we'd look like weasels. ...where are we going to find a duck and a hose at this hour? ...where will we find an open tattoo parlor at this time of night? ...where are we going to find rubber pants our size? ...balancing a family and a career ... ooh, it's all too much for me. ...isn't Regis Philbin already married? ...burlap chafes me so. ...how are we going to find chaps our size? ...we'll never get a monkey to use dental floss. ...this time, you wear the tutu. ...culottes have a tendency to ride up so. ...if they called them "Sad Meals", kids wouldn't buy them! ...me and Pippi Longstocking -- I mean, what would the children look like? ...this time you put the trousers on the chimp. ...I can't memorize a whole opera in Yiddish. ...there's still a bug stuck in here from last time. ...I get all clammy inside the tent. ...I don't think Kay Ballard's in the union. ..."apply North Pole" to what? ...first you'd have to take that whole bridge apart, wouldn't you? ...it's a miracle that this one grew back. ...pantyhose are so uncomfortable in the summertime. ..."Snowball for Windows"? ...*snort* no, no, it's too stupid! ...where do you stick the feather and call it macaroni? ...the Rockettes? I mean, it's mostly girls, isn't it? ...pants with horizontal stripes make me look chubby. ...umm, why would Sophia Loren do a musical? ...what if the chicken won't wear the nylons? ...isn't that why they invented tube socks? ...what if we stick to the seat covers? ...if you replace the "P" with an "O", my name would be Oinky, wouldn't it? ...I think I'd rather eat the Macarana. ...Kevin Costner with an English accent? ...don't you need a swimming pool to play Marco Polo? ...do I really need two tongues? ...we're already naked. ...if Jimmy cracks corn, and no one cares, why does he keep doing it? ...don't camels spit a lot? ...how will we get a pair of Abe Vigoda's pants? ...Pete Rose? I mean, can we trust him? ...why would Peter Bogdanovich? ...isn't a cucumber that small called a gherkin? ...if we get Sam Spade, we'll never have any puppies. ...how can we get seven dwarves to shave their legs? ...calling it pu-pu platter? Huh, what were they thinking? ...how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella? ...if we give peas a chance, won't the lima beans feel left out? ...if we had a snowmobile, wouldn't it melt before summer? ...what kind of rides do they have in Fabioland? ...can the Gummi Worms really live in peace with the Marshmallow Chicks? ...wouldn't anything lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight? ...three round meals a day wouldn't be as hard to swallow. ...if the plural of mouse is mice, wouldn't the plural of spouse be spice? ...three men in a tub? Ooh, that's unsanitary! ...why does the chicken cross the road, huh, if not for love? *sigh* I do not know. ...I prefer Space Jelly. ...if our knees bent the other way, how would we ride a bicycle? ...how will we get three pink flamingos into one pair of Capri pants? ...Tuesday Weld isn't a complete sentence. ...why would anyone want to see Snow White and the Seven Samurai? ...then my name would be Thumby. ...I find scratching just makes it worse. ...shouldn't the bat boy be wearing a cape? ...why would anyone want a depressed tongue? ...why would anyone want to Pierce Brosnan? ...dost thou think Pete Rose by any other name would still smell as sweaty? ...wouldn't his movies be more suitable for children if he was named Jean-Claude van Darn? ...will they let the Cranberry Dutchess stay in the Lincoln Bedroom? ...why does a forklift have to be so big if all it does is lift forks? ...if it was only supposed to be a three hour tour, why did the Howells bring all their money? ...Zero Mostel times anything will still give you Zero Mostel. ...if we have nothing to fear but fear itself, why does Elanore Roosevelt wear that spooky mask? ...what if the hippopotamus won't wear the beach thong?
Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?" Pinky: Whoof, oh, I'd have to say the odds of that are terribly slim, Brain. Brain: True. Pinky: I mean, really, when have I ever been pondering what you've been pondering? Brain: To my knowledge, never. Pinky: Exactly. So, what are the chances that this time, I'm pondering what you're pondering? Brain: Next to nil. Pinky: Well, that's exactly what I'm thinking, too. Brain: Therefore, you are pondering what I'm pondering. Pinky: Poit, I guess I am!
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Augen
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Post by Augen on Jun 7, 2006 21:55:33 GMT -5
"Come back here and eat me!" - Zeno
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Post by Eclectic Replicant on Jun 7, 2006 23:02:54 GMT -5
There's only one "Return", okay, and it ain't "Of the King", it's "Of the Jedi". Clerks...2!
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Post by Dundee on Jun 9, 2006 14:33:28 GMT -5
"CURSE YOU, RUNCIBLE SPOON!!" Who can tell me where that's from?
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Post by Scarecrow on Jun 9, 2006 18:49:31 GMT -5
Dominic Deegan!! I wuv that webcomic. ^^
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Post by Augen on Jun 9, 2006 22:36:10 GMT -5
"Why make billions when you can make... Millions?" - Dr. Evil.
"Your dead to me now, can-opener!!!" - Fred Flinstone.
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Post by Dundee on Jun 9, 2006 23:20:00 GMT -5
"By all means, dinner wouldn't... wand... without your... glowy crystal... to complete... a bag that's way too small for it..." "...Ditto..." "Ooooh, shiny!" Heheh. Go on, who can tell me where that's from?
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Post by DarkfireTaimatsu on Jun 9, 2006 23:40:52 GMT -5
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Post by Dundee on Jun 10, 2006 1:33:07 GMT -5
This is fun. *glee* Let me find more obscure webcomic referances... Ah, here's one: "Lovely Lady, Lady Lily, Lily Nynmdemise Married to Mercutious-they don't see eye to eye. Lord Nymndemise despises man while Lily longs for peace. With the castle split between the two will fighting ever cease?"
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Post by Wolfy on Jun 10, 2006 10:23:46 GMT -5
Isn't that from Cat Legend?
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Post by DarkfireTaimatsu on Jun 17, 2006 2:36:18 GMT -5
"I am going to disembowel you with a jagged knife, and then, for good measure, I will disembowel the knife." --Bianca the Night-Elf, "World of Warcraft Idiocy"
"Andy's uncle? Shut up! That's great! My mom's brother is my uncle." --Leeann, Mission Hill episode 4
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Post by Eclectic Replicant on Jun 21, 2006 0:04:24 GMT -5
V is for VIOLENCE!
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Post by Wolfy on Jun 21, 2006 15:58:50 GMT -5
"You're just going through a rough period. Now put down the imaginary knife before you pretend to hurt yourself." ~~Kevin, Mission Hill
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Post by Augen on Jun 21, 2006 19:44:35 GMT -5
"If we kill him, our master will reward us greatly, even though later on it turns out he's lying to us, but we don't know that yet." - Sasquatch in RT. (A webcomic that used to exist)
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Post by Wolfy on Jun 28, 2006 19:27:25 GMT -5
"Huh, looks like a fork in the road." "Better than a spoon or knife in the road! Ha ha ha!" "Truely, your wit has never been equaled. Surpassed, often, but never equaled." ~~ Roy and Elan, The Order of the Stick
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Post by Eclectic Replicant on Jun 28, 2006 19:35:25 GMT -5
A fork? I would have stabbed him with a spoon. Why? Because it would hurt more!
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Post by DarkfireTaimatsu on Jul 3, 2006 0:24:21 GMT -5
"How about we seal you up in your big flying metal head and send you back into space?" "I think not. I am more inclined to scorch the earth until the organic matter boils off your bones!" "Wow! Pompous and disgusting!" --Jade, Brainiac, and Thunder (Teen Titans/Outsiders Vol. 5: The Insiders)
"Hey, we only just landed, and you're already looking at a map? Stop working so hard! Let's go to the tavern and meet some women!" {looks at map} "Vyse! Where did you get this map?" "I found it on that island you found me on. Why?" "See this seal? This is a map to the legendary treasure of the great Air Pirate, Daccat! C'mon, Vyse, we gotta go after that treasure!" "But didn't you just say you wanted to relax and meet some women?" "Money is more important than women! Besides, if we have more money, then we can get even more women." --Gilder and Vyse (Skies of Arcadia Legends)
" I say that the measure of a man is determined by his popularity with the ladies." "Hmm, I kind of like that... I should remember that one..." --Vigoro and Gilder (Skies of Arcadia Legends)
"My motto is "Women are like sunsets: beautiful, but there will be another one tomorrow."" "That's messed up! How can you be captain with that attitude?" "HAHAHAHAHA! Yes, you're probably right!" --Gilder and Vyse (Skies of Arcadia Legends)
"And now, Vyse, you will pay! I will kill you for scratching my precious Chameleon! I want to see your brains squish out of your head!" --De Loco (Skies of Arcadia Legends)
"Cheer up, Fina! We've got two Air Pirates, a Silvite, a snot-nosed brat, two crazy old men, and an airsick prince! There's no way we can lose!" --Vyse (Skies of Arcadia Legends)
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Dragyn
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CAKE!
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Post by Dragyn on Jul 8, 2006 4:47:18 GMT -5
Oooh...my turn now.
"I let my mind wander, and it never came back." --Calvin, from Calvin and Hobbes
"I smell magic in the air--or maybe barbeque." --Magic Breaker, From Warcraft III, the Frozen Throne
"Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while, I was a suspect." --can't remember who said this.
"If I didn't know better, I'd say you have no idea what you're doing. Wait..." --Me, to my brother
"Fish gotta' swim, birds gotta' fly--but they don't last long if they try." --Tom Lehrer, "Pollution"
"Pollution, pollution, wear a gas mask, and a veil; then you can breathe, long as you don't inhale." --Tom Lehrer, "Pollution"
"I am become Chocolate Cake, Destroyer of Worlds!" --I got it from Chasing the Sunset, though I doubt that's where it originated.
Heh, that's enough from me, I think.
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Post by DarkfireTaimatsu on Jul 8, 2006 13:33:53 GMT -5
"Your voice is a grating cacophony of ten thousand roaches upon a washboard fit for a king." --Plague, my schizo cyborg imp
"You're the Red Tornado, aren't you? What are you doing here?" "I had withdrawn from humanity because I had, in fact, lost my humanity. I had believed that without my humanity, there was little to no purpose to my continuing to exist. However, in the past few minutes, I have begun to believe that perhaps... just perhaps... there is some small aspect of human feeling left to me." "Why?" "Because I find that you three annoy the hell out of me. I feel an urge to smack you... Particularly Impulse. For that, I am indebted. Thank you." "You're, uh... you're welcome... I guess." --Robin, Red Tornado, and Superboy (Young Justice: A League of Their Own)
"This blows chunks. Nothing good ever comes of anything I do." "Well, I think you're great." "Thanks, I appreciate tha--hunh?!? What's going on?!? Who--" "I'm called... Secret!" "You're named after a deodorant?" --Wonder Girl and Secret, (Young Justice: A League of Their Own)
"Even by my family's standards, I'm a master at formulating potions and perfumes. Elixirs to meet specific physical needs and fragrances that aid in relaxation." "I hope you're appreciating this." "What's a 'fragrance'?" "Amazing..." "What's 'formulating'? What's 'relaxation'? And what's she doing?" "I believe I'll count to ten..." "At the moment, I happen to be making a love potion!" "Genius, Doctor! Genius!" "What?! A love potion?!!" "Now you get it, eh?" "What's a 'love potion'?" "Okay... One... Two... Three..." --Dr. Coconut, Eevee, and Clefairy (Magical Pokémon Journey Vol. 2, No. 2: Eevee the Genius)
"Oh! I'm sorry! I forgot! I mean, I didn't forget my name! I just forgot to tell you! I wouldn't forget my name! That would be silly!" --Belle (Skies of Arcadia Legends)
"When I hear the word 'impossible', it just makes me want to try even harder. Impossible is just a word people use to make themselves feel better when they give up." --Vyse (Skies of Arcadia Legends)
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Post by Wolfy on Jul 10, 2006 1:23:18 GMT -5
"Hey, wait! I'm getting one of those things!! You know, a headache with pictures!!" "You mean, an idea?" "Mm! Mm!" ~~Fry and Leela, Futurama
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Post by Daggertooth on Jul 14, 2006 11:22:35 GMT -5
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Post by dragonblade261 on Jul 17, 2006 16:26:04 GMT -5
Quotes from meh. --------------------- Dragon-*dog tackles*AAAAAAAAAAAH! Dog-Urf! Dragon-Y'know Cinder(dog)...for a__PERVERT!*smacks Cinder*For a 2 month old puppy...I think you drink pop...lots and lotsa pop.
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Post by Eclectic Replicant on Jul 17, 2006 20:55:38 GMT -5
Raja hoo hoo-Billy Madison Adabudawadabueh-Billy Madison I AM THE SMARTEST MAN ALIVE!-Billy M
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Post by DarkfireTaimatsu on Jul 17, 2006 22:34:34 GMT -5
{singing} "M-I-C! K-E-Y! M-O-H-I-S!" --my sister attempting the Mickey Mouse Club theme
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Post by shadow1798 on Jul 18, 2006 1:00:11 GMT -5
"It's amazing what science can achieve if you ignore morality." - Lash (Advance Wars: Dual Strike)
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