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Post by tabiris on Jul 6, 2008 1:30:13 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Chapter 0: The King is Here[/glow]
(Wait but the other one isn’t finished yet! Oh wait I know why we’re running this one now. It’s one that will make people stare for a minute and wonder if they’re reading it correctly. Wait… this isn’t the Authors Rants specials area…)
(-Will you laugh with me.-)
(Umm… now back to our regularly scheduled programming. Ja ne.)
The storms are calling. The king rides the crying clouds. In his hands a mighty scythe. His horse is a winged black stallion. Each beat of its wings is thunder and lightning its breath. This king rules the skies of Kellwood. Thunder strikes at his call. And all must obey his commands.
(Wait... what do you mean this is all I get to say in chapter zero? Why?)
(-Will you laugh with me-)
(Umm… anyways. Good night folks and enjoy. P.S. This is connected to the Mirror Maze but how will be told later.)
(-I’m not in this so it’s boring. Oh you're leaving? I’m not creepy am I? Will you laugh with me?-)
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Post by ogrefairy on Jul 6, 2008 1:33:23 GMT -5
Wow.. Interesting. The voice is making me laugh. XP
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Post by tabiris on Jul 6, 2008 23:38:56 GMT -5
it makes us all laugh and it's a comment lover. remember that readers. it haunts the non commenters
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Post by tabiris on Jul 7, 2008 1:35:19 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Chapter 1.1: Electric Castle[/glow]
(What the? I’m here again… wait I remember. This story is so serious I’m going to notch up the funny here. In the parenthesis.)
(-Will you laugh with me?-)
(And she’s keeping me in line. >.>)
The call is heard. The Sorcerer, The Warrior, The Executioner, all three are lords of the land that follow the king’s hand. All are tall in statue. All are powerful. All are loyal to the end. Each has a sign: A Hat for the Sorcerer, A hook for the Warrior, And an axe for the Executioner. Their absolute control of the land and The King’s control of the skies hold Kellwood in line. The Stormrider is preparing.
(Ok. Well up. Yay.)
(-Will you laugh with me?-)
(Anywho. Ja ne.)
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Post by ogrefairy on Jul 7, 2008 1:39:35 GMT -5
Hmmm... This is still sounding real interesting. Now I see where's it's tying in with the CTV story lines. ^^ I have to say, I am interested. ^^
The parenthesis talk is entertaining. XP
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Post by NightWing on Jul 7, 2008 3:25:33 GMT -5
I have but one complaint... this is going to take a long time to unfold xD
I like where this is going I think
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Post by tabiris on Jul 8, 2008 0:13:30 GMT -5
not truely the chappies are about to get longer soon.
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Post by NightWing on Jul 8, 2008 2:37:32 GMT -5
Oh, really? Awesome ;D
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Post by tabiris on Jul 8, 2008 23:01:06 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Chapter 1.2: Generals[/glow]
(Well now we know a couple thingy things. Maybe some people would like to post predictions on what will happen. Hint, Hint.)
(-Will you laugh with me?-)
(Hello Fear. I was just talking about people making predictions.)
(-You just wants them to say things to help give you ideas. Will you laugh with me?-)
(How crude. Anyways on to the Chapter!)
The Three Lords were exiting the throne room. All donned under-decorated, hooded, robes. Another rant. The hunt for his goddess continued further. The Sorcerer tripped and slammed into the wall.
“Again. That hat of yours is becoming a weakness.” The Warrior crouched down by the sorcerer setting aside his hooked staff.
"It can't be helped. Without his staff his hat is a parasite and King took the staff." The Executioner leaned over on his Axe, Dinora Inathe Aidien.
"Sorry." The Sorcerer got up and dusted off his robe.
"Weakling, not worthy of ruling the lands if you cant defeat a parasitic hat." The warrior collected his staff and stalked off leaving the other lords behind.
"His mind never recovered after slaying his sire. I shudder to think what kind of monstrous battle it was." The Sorcerer made to his own quarters.
"I shudder to think what stole your mind Kavonn. Why did you turn?" The Executioner made his way to the dungeons. "Well Mr. VonHarnier, shall we begin today's interrogation."
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Post by ogrefairy on Jul 8, 2008 23:15:30 GMT -5
Hmmm.... How odd. I'm still trying to figure this out.
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Post by tabiris on Jul 8, 2008 23:19:38 GMT -5
me too
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Post by NightWing on Jul 9, 2008 2:27:35 GMT -5
Heh
So basically it's up to these three to keep the peace or something?
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Post by tabiris on Jul 9, 2008 14:34:06 GMT -5
after a certain fasion i guess you could say that
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Post by tabiris on Jul 9, 2008 22:14:15 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Chapter 1.3: The Iron Cross[/glow]
(Hmm we forgot to end with chatter on the last chappie probably for the best though.)
(-Yes. Will you laugh with me?)
(Maybe, but first to the next chapter.)
"Another round wasted VonHarnier your resilience is impressive. But you’ll break. Oh, You’ll break. They always do." The Executioner left the room.
It was a rather impressive spread for a torture chamber. Racks, iron maidens, nail beds. This torture chamber had it all. The piece de resistance was a beautiful completely pristine iron cross that stood in the center. Hanging in chains about a foot in front of it was an over-sized alp. He was hatless and rather weak looking. His back and limbs were covered with burns from being slammed against the iron cross and healed and repeating. It was apparent that this had been done countless times. There were also scars that indicated use of the nail bed and iron maiden.
A soft creaking filled the room as the door opened. "Tony. Are you still with us?"
"Never will I join youse!" The alp began to struggle violently only succeeding in hurting himself further.
"Calm yourself Tony. I was asking if you were alive. It's me, Kavonn. My you're a mess tony." The Sorcerer entered the room and collapsed slamming into a table.
"Kavonn? Youse with him nows? Youse traitor!" Tony wriggled more the iron chains cutting into him.
"Tony be silent. They'll find out I'm down here if you aren't still." Kavonn started to cough heavily leaving a small amount of blood on the floor. "And here I thought I could push myself just a bit further."
"Whats wrongs with youse?" Tony looked down at Kavonn but his voice nor his eyes reflected concern.
"We'll save that matter for later. Just survive for me Tony. For your sake. I can't forgive my actions if you die." Kavonn stumbled out of the room still hacking up a storm.
"Kavonn... whats is youse up to." Tony sighed heavily looking up toward a small window in near the ceiling. The moon was shining through at him, for him.
(well then time to...)
(-close the chapter. will you laugh with me?-)
(close chapter yes. laugh no. until net time folks. Ja Ne.)
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Post by ogrefairy on Jul 9, 2008 22:19:24 GMT -5
Aw.... wow. Poor Tony. I'm starting to understand this a bit more now though I'm still pretty lost. XP
Hopefully soon I'll start getting everything. XP
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Post by tabiris on Jul 9, 2008 22:20:32 GMT -5
well by the clues you should know who every character is at this point or at least have a guess.
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Post by ogrefairy on Jul 9, 2008 22:25:58 GMT -5
Yop. ^^ I know who the characters are at this point and that... is about it. XP
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Post by tabiris on Jul 9, 2008 22:28:13 GMT -5
well you're as least lost as you can get especially if you know who king is.
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Post by tabiris on Jul 10, 2008 0:07:01 GMT -5
[glow=blue,2,300]Author super happy review time:[/glow] [glow=red,2,300]SPOILER ALERT[/glow] Hello and welcome to an exciting chapter of author super happy review time. Today we are going to review and uncover some secrets about the characters to help people understand whats going on. why? because this is a very hard to understand story as it is so different from what most CTV readers would expect. First off we have King. King's name hasn't been revealed yet but if you look at the first chapter you should know who he is. He rules Kellwood with an electric fist. He has since his reign destroyed vast quantities of the forest and Kellwood proper. Most humans have fled the perpetual storms that block the sky. Only the floating pinnacle of the Electric Castle is above the clouds. The Warrior is unnamed as well but we also have facts that could tell us who he is and that he killed someone and damaged his mind in the fight. He is but a puppet of the King. Like all the lords he is much taller in that in the normal CTV universe reaching just over five and a half feet. The Sorcerer has been revealed as Kavonn. Unlike the Kavonn from the normal CTV universe this one is much weaker and has issues with his hat beyond Jackelopes. You see in this realm the jackelopes population is already ended. Now the portal parasite is feeding on Kavonn's energy. Normally with the staff this wouldn't be a problem but King has that. The Executioner. Well here's a nut case if there ever was one. Sadistic but calculating. He wants information but what and to what end? His favorite hobby is torturing prisoners and Tony is a bit of a favorite. He is one of three that has yet to be named but the observant reader knows him well. Tony. Tony, Tony, Tony. How the mighty have fallen. Or in this case raised up with big iron chains and slammed into an iron cross repeatedly. Tony is described as over-sized for an alp. No he's not fat but he's tall at 6'2". He is currently hatless and the hats location is unknown.
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Post by ogrefairy on Jul 10, 2008 0:12:12 GMT -5
Cool... now I think the exclusioner is Zeno but I am still iffy about the king. O.O Why is Tony so tall?
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Post by tabiris on Jul 10, 2008 0:13:49 GMT -5
because someone has to reach the top shelf XP
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Post by ogrefairy on Jul 10, 2008 0:14:43 GMT -5
*giggle* I see. XP
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Post by tabiris on Jul 12, 2008 15:25:06 GMT -5
I had to play the edit game with the story. Characters remain the same but there is a slight tweak in who gets what weapons. XP funsies
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Post by tabiris on Jul 12, 2008 16:19:23 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Chapter 2.1: The Happening of Kellwood and Gomorrah [/glow]
(So how did all this crap happen? Well it be all the monkeys fault.)
(-Liar. Will you laugh with me?-)
(Nobody asked you Fear. Roll the Chapter!)
It was a day like any other day. The sky boasted calm blue hues. The tourist industry was booming. The demons were sleeping. All was peaceful. But to a particularly violent specimen of sanguivori elitus was to change all that. With his mighty scythe in hand he took to the sky and unleashed Indra’s Arrow. More than half of the land and population burned. Any strong enough to fight back ran into Mephistopheles, another sanguivori elitus that was called chosen one. A powerful ancient took what few residents of Kellwood that chose to resist that violent vampire and took them deep underground.
(Well we may have said a little too much.)
(-Who is this we? Will you laugh with me?-)
(Grr… Until next time, Ja Ne.)
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Post by ogrefairy on Jul 12, 2008 16:35:21 GMT -5
Wow. More craziness! *ish still trying to figure everything out* XP
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Post by tabiris on Jul 12, 2008 16:42:50 GMT -5
and now i will pop in a secret of secretness. Mephistopheles is an existing character in the CTV universe he has simply lost his name.
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Post by NightWing on Jul 13, 2008 1:17:16 GMT -5
Charby perhaps? As for the scythe I don't know. I want to say Zeno, but he's not an elite. So is that other one of your own then? .... wait. You said weapon tweaking. Hmm... Gah, I can't afford to think about it, I'll just hurt myself.
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Post by tabiris on Jul 13, 2008 15:12:45 GMT -5
Zeno doesn't have the scythe in this one. for weapon tweaking i just switched two peoples weapons out really.
for other notes:
Gomorrah was a city distroyed in the old testiment. Indra's Arrow and the flame that destroyed Soddom and Gomorrah are mentioned in sequence as the thunder of laputa in Castle in the Sky.
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Post by NightWing on Jul 14, 2008 0:06:46 GMT -5
Ah ha...
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Post by tabiris on Aug 19, 2008 10:13:31 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Chapter 3: So There’s Going to be a Plot Soon, Right?[/glow]
(I thought you were supposed to crack you bad jokes in the parenthesis not in the chapter title.)
(Be quiet the film is starting.)
“They’ve got to be hiding somewhere. We know they are. They are hiding with them. We will destroy our goodness. They are not fun. They don’t like our king.” Mephistopheles was pacing though his room. His staff lay discarded in a dusty corner as he paced in front of his fireplace. The blue-gray flames licked at the fireplace as a diminutive slave boy threw in fresh wood.
“Soon we will claw his eyes out and then we’ll be free.” Mephistopheles let his hood fall back as he laughed manically. His long spiky hair pointed to like horns accenting his chef’s knife length claws. The small slave cowered into a servant’s passage to escape the madness.
A dull knock came from the door. Mephistopheles looked at the door angrily. “WHAT?!”
“Apologies my lord. King requests your presence. The undercurrents are shifting again, this time in our favor. At least that’s what he told me. He said you would know what it means.” A voice came from the other side of the door.
“Come in.” Mephistopheles sighed.
A timid soldier of the black knights stilling in a proselyte mail shirt and legs entered Mephistopheles’ room slowly. “Sir?”
There was a thud and a thunk and the proselyte had four patching holes gouged into his chest. “Nobody can know I’m afraid.”
(A most depressing chapter indeed. Why isn’t sorrow hosting this again?)
(Because originally you were supposed to be the one that stayed after the mirror maze blew but I changed my mind.)
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