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Post by Dundee on Mar 26, 2006 18:20:07 GMT -5
Yay for math jokes!!! I like math, I don't kow why. It's one of my favorite subjects.
Tasha, her sister, and her sister's friend: *giggle* Me: *snore* Wait a sec... *snort* Hey, where's my drawing pad?... (At that moment I was keeping my drawing pad under my pillow) Tasha: Uh, nowhere... *whispers* Hide it! Me: Tashaaa... Tasha: RUN!! Me: If you read my comic, I swear I cannot be held responsible for what will happen!! Tasha's sister: She made us do it!! Me: TaaaaaaashaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Dundee seizes drawing pad and proceeds to whack everyone on the trampoline soundly on the head* Me: Crap, I broke the binding... Tasha: And your comic SUCKS!! Me: GrrrrraaAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!! *proceeds to whack Tasha on the head until the entire book falls apart*
And that's how the decapitacion of my favorite drawing book came to be.
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Post by Eclectic Replicant on Mar 27, 2006 0:54:44 GMT -5
Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition! *Evil laughter*
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Post by Eclectic Replicant on Mar 29, 2006 20:09:10 GMT -5
Wakawakawaka...-Pack Man I loved you on wal street!-Carlie/Martin Sheen In the name of Gosh impuse souls of the living dead sall be DARNED TO HECK!!
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Post by Wolfy on Apr 3, 2006 19:03:54 GMT -5
"How can my feet smell if they don't have a nose?"
"If carrots are good for your eyes, can they dial a phone?"
Both courtesy of Ed, from Ed, Edd, and Eddy
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Post by Wolfy on Apr 8, 2006 14:04:51 GMT -5
"A mind is a terrible organ to shovel."--Ed. "Sticky note."-Ed. (<-- I say that all the time...>^_^<) "Pantpantpantpant"--Edd. Said when running...
once again, more quotes from Ed, Edd, and Eddy
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Post by Wolfy on Apr 8, 2006 14:55:14 GMT -5
"It's the stick notes of the apocolypse!"--surpriseingly, this was Edd, not Ed...huh...>^_^<
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Post by Dundee on Apr 8, 2006 14:56:20 GMT -5
"In heaven, there is no beer, that's why we drink it here. And when we've gone from here, well, our friends will drink be drinking all the beer!" or something like that. Some random song that struck me as hideously hilarious.
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Post by Homsar on Apr 8, 2006 15:18:37 GMT -5
"Years ago my mother used to say to me, she'd say, "In this world, Elwood, you must be" - she always called me Elwood - "In this world, you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant." Well, for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant. You may quote me." -Jimmy Stewart as Elwood P. Dowd in Harvey. (Great movie/play)
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Post by Wolfy on Apr 8, 2006 18:55:56 GMT -5
"WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!!?!?!?!"--Kenana, from Kenan and kell ... is that even showing anymore?
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Post by Dundee on Apr 8, 2006 19:07:00 GMT -5
Nope. They aren't even in 'All That' any more. It used to be such a good show...
"Look into my eyes and it's easy to see, 1 and 1 make 2, 2 and 1 make 3, it was destiny..." "Once every hundred thousand years or so, when the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow, and the dust doth bloooooow..." Anyone know where that's from? I'll give you a clue: "School of Rock". Try and make the connection, I dare you!!
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Post by Wolfy on Apr 8, 2006 22:03:46 GMT -5
*laughs*
"50% percent of my life happens inside my head. I ignore the other 50%...except my appendix...but it doesn't do much..." the signiture of some one on this forum. If i wasn't feeling lazy, I'd go look it up...
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Post by DarkfireTaimatsu on Apr 8, 2006 22:14:54 GMT -5
*laughs until he hiccups* No more, Scare... I'll rupture something...
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Post by Wolfy on Apr 8, 2006 22:24:52 GMT -5
I particularly like that third one...*still giggling*And the last one...
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Post by lysinias on Apr 9, 2006 1:09:34 GMT -5
Good lord Scarecrow, that is too funny. And now, something from my friend. Said just now.
The Salmander Rocket "I think it's cute! Hey, it's disturbing enough for peta to use in their campaign ads! Maybe we could start a toast rights movement! Do you really want to brutally masticate this adorable piece of toast? Do you really want to put it through the horror when it is obviously such a happy carefree creature? Save the toast! Toasts are people too!"
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Post by Dundee on Apr 9, 2006 8:30:09 GMT -5
*cackles at everyone* Those are GREAT!!! Ok, just remembered... Kinda a family tradition of ours to take long, long walks around the neighborhood in the summer.
"Mom, can we stop?" "Why?" "My side hurts." Silence for a bit. "It still hurrrrts." "Where in your side?" "I think it's in my spleen." Mild laughter, and silence for a bit. "No, really, I think I ruptured my spleen!" Raucous laughter. Some person pokes their head out a door: "Well I'm a doctor! If you just run straight into that sprinkler over there, you'll be just fine!" Runs into sprinkler. "Hey, thanks, random doctor guy!" "Don't mention it." Withdrawels back into house, and we spend the rest of the walk poking jokes at ruptured spleens.
Not the greatest of quotes, but I'm tired, ok? It was funny when it was happening.
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Post by Wolfy on Apr 9, 2006 8:54:22 GMT -5
*giggles*It is funny...Ly's too...*snickers*
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Post by Wolfy on Apr 10, 2006 21:45:17 GMT -5
*snicker*
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Post by Dundee on Apr 10, 2006 21:49:52 GMT -5
*wildly cackles* Those are GREAT!!!!! I REALLY like the WOZ parody. I laughed 2 minutes at that, pulled my brother and forced him to read them, we both laughed for 2 minutes, and he'll be most likely be quoting you for the rest of the week. Thankyou, I needed that.
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Post by Scarecrow on Apr 10, 2006 21:52:37 GMT -5
^^ Any time!
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Post by Wolfy on Apr 14, 2006 0:15:16 GMT -5
"I'll get to it...EVENTUALLY!"-The Procrastinator Girl. From the Amanda Show, but I think she only showed once or twice.
"Case closed. Bring in the dancing lobsters." Judge Trudy. The Amanda Show
Ok, so technically, these are both by Amanda...*shrug* Oh well.
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Post by Dundee on Apr 14, 2006 0:17:09 GMT -5
Heeheehee, I LOVE the Amanda Show. Or at least I used to. Since I am above TV now, I don't watch it anymore. And besides, practically the only one they ever show anymore is that one with the Vitamin C music video.
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Post by Wolfy on Apr 14, 2006 0:18:17 GMT -5
You're...above TV? Why?
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Post by Alydos on Apr 14, 2006 0:23:43 GMT -5
Oh! I hope Dundee is above it for the same reason that I am! I just don`t have the time with all of my reading, or forum lurking; it has no real interest anymore. I don`t find any of it`s mostly pathetic shows humorous, and I have such high standards for movies it requires a Nobel Peace Prize in advanced, on-the-spot surgery label on every disk! Oh right, a quote thread, um,
"Apology accepted, Captain Needa." Lord Vader, after executing Captain Needa for losing a YT-3000 Corellian ship wanted by the Empire.
Not sure if the quote is right, that`s just my memory.
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Post by Karuto on Apr 14, 2006 0:24:53 GMT -5
The Cheese Stands Alone
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Post by Wolfy on Apr 16, 2006 17:33:14 GMT -5
*snickers* Oh, dear, that is too funny...
"Hey, I don't make the crazy rules, I just twist them to my purpose." -Celia, The Order of the Stick
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Post by Eclectic Replicant on Apr 16, 2006 18:06:55 GMT -5
Oh Snap!-the owl
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Post by Dundee on Apr 17, 2006 8:00:03 GMT -5
Scare, you have the GREATEST quotes of all time. Let mea applaud you. You... You REALLY like the Wizard of Oz, don't you.
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Post by Scarecrow on Apr 17, 2006 13:26:48 GMT -5
Heehee... Thanks.
Indeed, I love the Wizard of Oz. The Oz stories in general, in fact. It's impossibly easy to make fun of these characters.
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Post by Wolfy on Apr 19, 2006 22:21:42 GMT -5
"Zombie guards, seize him!"-Mentock, the Mind Taker. harvey birdman, attorney at law it's whats on tv right now...
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Post by Alydos on Apr 20, 2006 22:48:04 GMT -5
"As I understand it, laws, commands, rules and edicts are for those who have not the light which makes plain the pathway." ~ Anne Hutchinson
"An age is called Dark not because the light fails to shine, but because people refuse to see it." ~ James A. Michener
"I'm sure we all agree that we ought to love one another, and I know there are people in the world who do not love their fellow human beings — and I hate people like that!" ~ Tom Lehrer
"When we are really honest with ourselves we must admit that our lives are all that really belong to us. So, it is how we use our lives that determines what kind of men we are. It is my deepest belief that only by giving our lives do we find life." ~ Cesar Chavez
"Dalla Suul was one of the most notorious kingpins in organized crime! You can`t expect reasonable people to give any credence to Han's claims of royal lineage!" Threkin Horm ~~~~~Connected~~~~~ "Well, I am just an ignorant droid and confess that I don`t really understand how how the actions of one`s ancestors enhance or detract from one's respectability. But since Dalla Suul's illegitimate daughter was your mother, I expect that you are infinitely more familiar with the logic of the arguments than I am." Threepio
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