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Post by Daybreak on Mar 20, 2006 21:57:36 GMT -5
Uhm, right, I saw that movie! Once. A long time ago...
...what? I'm referring to the original, of course!
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Post by Wolfy on Mar 20, 2006 21:59:07 GMT -5
Hmm...it sounds like a funny movie...
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Post by Dundee on Mar 20, 2006 22:47:19 GMT -5
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is my bible. Metaphorically, of course, not to offend anyone.
"The mere thought hadn't even begun to speculate about the merest possibility of crossing my mind."
"Drink up." "Why three pints all of a sudden?" "Muscle relaxant, you'll need it." "Muscle relaxant?" "Muscle relaxant."
"This must be a Thursday," said Arthur to himself, sinking low over his beer. "I never could get the hang of Thursdays."
"Hey, this is terrific! Someone down there is trying to kill us!"
"They would appear," said Ford doubtfully, "to have turned into a bowl of petunias and a very surprised-looking whale..."
"Come," called the old man, "come now or you will be late." "Late?" said Arthur. "What for?" "What is your name, human?" "Dent. Arthur Dent," said Arthur. "Late, as in the late Dentarthurdent,"
'There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another which states that this has already happened.'
"You mean they want to arrest me over the phone?" said Zaphod. "Could be. I'm a pretty dangerous dude when I'm cornered. "Yeah," said the voice from under the table, "you go to pieces so fast people get hit by the shrapnel."
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Post by Wolfy on Mar 21, 2006 0:04:02 GMT -5
"Dislikes: Evil, being accused wrongly, and probably you" --Daisuke the Fallen One, the Vampy Files. (Well, i suppose technically t'would be Taimatsu who said it, huh? ^_^)
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Post by Eclectic Replicant on Mar 21, 2006 0:35:03 GMT -5
They say that the art is a refflection of the artist..boy am i a horryble person.-Me
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Post by Wolfy on Mar 21, 2006 0:38:32 GMT -5
Aww, i'm sure it's not that bad...
"If you simply must annoy me, could you do it when I'm not trying to keep the car on the road?"--Me, on the phone with my step-sister while driving to my dad's(and thus her's) house.
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Post by Wolfy on Mar 21, 2006 2:05:39 GMT -5
*giggles* My goodness, scare, you've got to be the funniest person I've ever (figuratively) met.
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Post by Dundee on Mar 21, 2006 9:05:48 GMT -5
Wow, that's good stuff. I should use that kind of stuff against real life. Yummy for my funny stomach. Feed me more funny!!
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Post by Flagg on Mar 21, 2006 11:48:33 GMT -5
"This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished, as the once vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates what they once vilified. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vangquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-à-vis an introduction, and so it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V." - V, V for Vendetta
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Post by Dundee on Mar 21, 2006 17:45:42 GMT -5
Yay for alliteration!!!!! Wow. I always thought that 'V' was a hard letter.
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Post by Shai - Ruler of Un-champions! on Mar 21, 2006 18:09:50 GMT -5
My favorite quote of all time would have to be:
"..." - Issac(?) Golden Sun 1
Or Super Mario RPG: Legend of the seven stars
"Spores Alive!" - Chancellor when you have Bowser
"What was that sound? N...n...NO!!! It's a chain reaction!! Hang on, Kinklink!!" - Bowser when you fight the chain. "Fungah! Foiled again!" - Bowser when Mario jumps on him
This next's one's when you recieve the 5th star and refuse to give it up! ^_^ hehe (it's LONG!)
Elder: "Eee hee hee! You found the star! Well done! But your journey ends here. You are so gullible! Don't you know who I am? I'm 'Yaridovich', a member of Smithy's gang. Shocked? It's no wonder! My impersonation of an ordinary person was flawless. Your search for the stars has worried Smithy. So if I take that star back to him, I'll earn brownie points. THIS is the way to get ahead! It's futile to try and fight me. Just hand it over, nice and easy." "So that's how you want to play it? What do you think will happen to the real inhabitants of Seaside Town?
*Yarid sends one of his assistants to the locked house.*
Real Elder: "What are you doing? No! Don't do that! No please stop! ..ACK!......"
Yaridovich: "Now isn't it a shame for an innocent old man to be tickled...like this?"
*Yarid sends two of his assistants to the locked house.*
Real Elder: "No you wouldn't! The two of you are going to??? Nooo! Please not there! ....Aiee......ee......"
*Yarid sends ALL of his assistants to the locked house.*
Real Elder: "Harumph! You can't treat me this way! Ayaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiieeeeee eeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiyaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeee... I can't bear this!...."
*ish queen of video game quotes* ^^ Self proclaimed of course~!
"OMG! This's so scary! *crywailsobcoughpansycough* My friend Tiffani while watching Scary Movie 2 o.O
"Shut it fat man! If I wanted to know how to stuff my face I'd watch you!" - My friend Kyle, while doing his Cartman voice. ^^
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Post by cockatrice on Mar 21, 2006 19:51:58 GMT -5
All of these are from Kung Pow: Enter the Fist, which is one of my favorite movies of all-time.
"The child had become a man. Rolling to the bottom of a gully, he was raised by various rodents. Having no true home, he wandered the wilderness, in search of the one who stole his life. So on he walked. And sometimes, drove. And occasionally, partied with the desert creatures. Little did he know, that before him lied a mystical road of great warriors and legends." - Master Tang, as the narrorator
"Master Pain! It is agreat honor to have you beating random people in our town. Especially that helpless man you just hit. Welcome!"- Some villager
"I have been called bad before. Many have said I do things that are not correct to do. I don't believe in such talk as this. I am nice man, with happy feelings all of the time!" - Master Pain
"Master Betty, may I inquire, what is the evil council's plan?" "It is EVIL! Meh it SO EVIL! It is a very bad, bad plan! That will hurt many people. Who are good. I think it's great, because it's so bad!" - Betty (formerly known as Master Pain) to one of his little minions
"Excuse me, kind blacksmith. Do you know where I can find some little silver pyramid caps roughly an inch and a half in diamiter?" "Right here in my hand." - The Chosen One and some blacksmith
"mmmm yes, a tiny net is a death sentence. It's a net and it's tiny!" "Sure. At this very moment he's in the field, rotting like a papya, while we're in here, cozy, and enjoying the good life!" - Betty and his minion again
"You killed my family. And I don't like that kind of thing." - The Chosen One
"Ah... yes.. the council! mm hm. Yes. The Evil Council are aliens!" "The're French!" - Betty and The Chosen One
"As you've probably concluded, the Evil Council is based in France, and will soon rise to world domination!" - Betty
"Thank you, squiral friend. Your soft, cushey body helped absorb the force of his blow." - Chosen One
"Hey is someone going to come get me? There's, like, a hawk or something. Uh oh. Uh... That's not good. Um, Mr. Hawk, could you please stop with the leg eating? That's not funny! Hey- I- He's a PREDATOR, for crying out-loud." - Master Tang
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Post by Blackwolf on Mar 21, 2006 20:18:53 GMT -5
From 'An American Werewolf in London'
Jack: Stick to the road. David: Beware of the moors. Jack: Ooops.
Little boy: A naked American man stole my balloons.
Jack: Have you tried talking to a corpse? It's boring.
David: I will not be threatened by a walking meat loaf!
David: Queen Elizabeth is a man! Prince Charles is a pervert! Winston Churchill was full of shit! Shakespeare's French!
David: [while transforming] I didn't mean to call you a meat loaf, Jack!
Alex (Nurse Price): David, Relax. David: Relax? I'm a fucking werewolf!
Alex (Nurse Price): Benjamin, Have you ever been severely beaten about the face and neck?
Nurse Susan Gallagher: He's a Jew Alex (Nurse Price): How do you know? Nurse Susan Gallagher: I've had a look.
Jack: Life mocks me even in death!
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Post by Wolfy on Mar 21, 2006 20:22:49 GMT -5
*snicker*Funny. That's a movie, right? *grabs her list of movies to see, and preceeds to write it down*
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Post by iamalittlerose on Mar 21, 2006 20:32:29 GMT -5
(from Addam's Family Values:) Gomez (looking at the baby): "He has my father's eyes..." Morticia: "Gomez, take those out of his mouth!"
Girl in the waiting room: "...and then Mommy kissed Daddy, and the angel told the stork, and the stork flew down from heaven, and put a diamond under a leaf in the cabbage patch, and the diamond turned into a baby!" Pugsley: "Our parents are having a baby, too." Wednesday: "They had sex."
Morticia: "Oh, Wednesday's at that special age when a girl has only one thing on her mind..." Amanda's mother: "Boys?" Wednesday: "Homicide."
(from Mars Attacks:) Richie: "Wow, he just made the international sign of the donut."
Martian Translator Device: "All green of skin... 800 centuries ago, their bodily fluids include the birth of half-breeds. For the fundamental truth self-determination of the cosmos, for dark is the suede that mows like a harvest." Decker: "What the hell does that mean?!"
Man from the casino: "You wanna take over the world, you're gonna need lawyers, right?"
(from Young Frankenstein:) Frederick: "Werewolf!" Igor (pointing): "There wolf! There castle!" Frederick: "Why are you talking like that?" Igor: "...I thought you wanted to..."
Frederick: "For the experiment to be a success, all of the body parts must be enlarged." Inga: "His veins, his feet, his hands, his organs vould all have to be increased in size." Frederick: "Exactly." Inga: "...He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker!" Frederick (looking uncomfortable): "...That goes without saying..."
Inspector Kemp: "Vee had better confeerm de fect dat Yunk Frankenshtein iss indeed VALLOWING EEN EES GANDFADDA'S VOOTSHTAPS!" Villagers: "What?" Inspector Kemp: "Following in his grandfather's footsteps. Footsteps, footsteps!" Villagers: "Ohhh. Footsteps."
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Post by Scarecrow on Mar 21, 2006 20:39:52 GMT -5
Some quotes from one of my favourite animated films, Fern Gully. I know, I know... I'm too olld for cartoons. I've heard it all before...
"I have but one claw, but beware..." ~ Everyone's favourite deusuional fruitbat, Batty.
"The leveler... Am... Am I dead?" (Zach, the recently shrunken human) "No!" (Main character, Chrysta the fairy) "We could fix that for you!" (Batty)
"Hello, I am a placental, flying mammal, a member of the familly pteridi, or pter-didn't I-and if you can't tell, I'm A BAT!!" *Snaps at the nearest fairy, with a demented grin on his face* ~ Batty. God this guy says alot of quotable things...
"Yo, the name is Batty, the logic is erratic, potato in a jacket! Toys in the attic... I rock and I ramble, my brain is SCRAMBLED!! Rap like an animal, but I'm a mammal..." *Leers* ~ Batty. Again. This is the only rap song I can stand.
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Post by Wolfy on Mar 21, 2006 20:43:55 GMT -5
oh i love that movie! I haven't seen it in ages, though...*wonders if she has it on tape somewhere*
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Post by Daybreak on Mar 21, 2006 20:44:08 GMT -5
*picks up where Scare left off*
*in a girly voice* All our cosmetics are non-carcinogenic *as Batty* I've been brain fried, electrified infected and injectofied, vivosectified, and fed pesticides, my face is all cut up 'cause my radar's all shut up. Nurse! I need a check-up from the neck up I'm BATTY!
~Batty
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Post by Scarecrow on Mar 21, 2006 21:02:54 GMT -5
Goada: Umm... What's a human? Batty: Delicious and nutritious, tastes just like CHICKEN!!
"Puff up! Puff up, they hate that!" ~Batty, trying to scare off Zack
*Spots Chrysta* "Oh... What a strange little bug." ~ Yeah. Just guess who.
Batty: "Creepy voice: It seems to have no effect doctor.. Get me another one! Get me... Another animal!" *Screams* "They used and abused me! Battered and BRUISED me! Red wires, green wires- Stcuk 'em right through me... So hear my batty words, and excercise a little prudence... When dealing with...
HUMANS."
Chrysta:"Humans?!"
Batty: "WHERE?!" *Ducks out of sight, and babbles*
Gawd, I loves this movie.
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Post by Wolfy on Mar 21, 2006 21:04:55 GMT -5
yes, I do to...* realizes that she just repeated herself*I know i had a tape of it, wonder what happened to it...
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Post by Flagg on Mar 21, 2006 22:35:28 GMT -5
Goodness, I haven't seen Fern Gully in years! Now that brings back memories... Good ol' Batty.
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Post by Scarecrow on Mar 21, 2006 22:46:29 GMT -5
Yyyyep. He's my hero! I almost managed to go as him for Hallowe'en one year... But couldn't fin enough fuzzy brown wing material. Good times.
More random quotes:
Batty: *Slams into a tree, and looks extremely dazed* I know where I am... I know where I am... HEY!!"
Batty: Human tales? Humans don't HAVE tails! They have big, big bottoms, which they wear with bad shorts, and they walk around going HI HELEN!
(He says this one a lot.) Batty: Hey! Where're you goin'?!
Yep. Batty remains to be one of the greatest animated characters of all time.
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Post by Eclectic Replicant on Mar 22, 2006 0:16:48 GMT -5
I want to see it!!
I haven't laughed so hard since the last time i laughed so hard! -Me just now.
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Post by Flagg on Mar 22, 2006 12:47:53 GMT -5
Food: "What do you want to do today, Blode?" Blode: "Let's dig a tunnel to the center of the moon!" Food: "You can't dig a tunnel to the center of the moon." Blode: "Yes I can! It will be a special tunnel, and it will go to the center of the moon!" -Tales of the Blode, Episode II
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Post by lysinias on Mar 24, 2006 20:43:54 GMT -5
The Salamander Rocket:
"D*** alcoholic sun. It kept winking at me and getting into barfights with the moon."
"You are the most cheerful suicidal person I know."
"It was the most elegant rodent homicide scene I had ever seen."
On telling me about V for Vendetta:
"It's like: Oooh wow! What a climax, and then it's winding down and then holy s***! More climactic s***!"
(God I love talking to her. She's just so... quotable.)
... 2 more! By whom, I shan't tell.:
"I need to stop cheerfully agreeing to do things. It's eating away the time that I spend staring at the ceiling, wishing I had something to do."
... and this one, inspired by Salamander rocket: "I'm so very social. If I were any more social, I'd live in a cabin in the woods, known to the local populace only as "That leper witch"
...Yeah...
(Edit: Yay! 500th post! I's a goddess!)
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Post by Wolfy on Mar 25, 2006 21:05:34 GMT -5
*snicker* ... "Thank you, gods, for your well-timed explosion." --Roy, Order Of The Stick
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Post by Wolfy on Mar 25, 2006 21:49:00 GMT -5
Aww...but I like Captain Jack Sparrow's hair...
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Post by Scarecrow on Mar 25, 2006 21:51:43 GMT -5
I think it's cool as well... But you have to admit, it IS rather similar to a hairy octopus... ^^
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Post by Wolfy on Mar 25, 2006 21:54:03 GMT -5
*snicker* Well, ok, you're right there.
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Post by Wolfy on Mar 25, 2006 22:09:14 GMT -5
"Hmmm... Lessee. *Turns to page three hundred and twenty two*
Aah... 'And the lord said, unto all spammers... 'Bite me!'' Well. That wasn't very helpfull..." --Scare, in a spammers thread.
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