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Post by Odin on Nov 8, 2012 3:54:45 GMT -5
granted it spits.
I wish i had a couger
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Post by damage333333 on Nov 8, 2012 7:04:21 GMT -5
granted. your couger doesn't love you
I wish for a better corruption (because that corruption was terrible)
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Post by lilac on Nov 8, 2012 8:26:23 GMT -5
Granted!!!! Odin now has a white trashy woman in her late forties-early fifties who makes him clean her pool for her in a tiny speedo while making lewd comments about him.
I wish that corruption hadn't been so fun.
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Post by damage333333 on Nov 8, 2012 8:47:25 GMT -5
granted. it was the most boring experience of your life. so boring you killed yourself
I wish I was good at first person shooters
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Post by lilac on Nov 8, 2012 16:13:09 GMT -5
Granted. You're good at eating dessert shooters from Applebees, and gain a ton of weight because of it.
I wish this deviled egg potato salad had lived up to my expectations. :/
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Post by volkodlakmojster on Nov 8, 2012 20:02:51 GMT -5
Granted, but it was tainted, food poison is fuuuun!
I wish I had my story finished
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Post by Odin on Nov 8, 2012 23:57:34 GMT -5
granted. the ending sucks. everyone hates you for it. and you die alone and unloved in the corner of your fecal matter filled basement.
I wish for a different corruption.
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Post by lilac on Nov 10, 2012 5:56:31 GMT -5
Granted. Everyone loves his story and he is surrounded by friends and loved in a corner of his gold infested basement.
I wish I wasn't up so early.
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Post by volkodlakmojster on Nov 10, 2012 9:04:45 GMT -5
granted, you end up in a ten year coma
I wish cheerios had sugar
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Post by damage333333 on Nov 13, 2012 11:04:53 GMT -5
granted. everyone thinks you are lazy because you can't even put sugar in your cereal
I wish I had cereal that wasn't corn flakes
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Post by volkodlakmojster on Nov 13, 2012 19:36:32 GMT -5
granted, you now have all new woodflakes! made of 100 percent hemlock! (some poisoning may occur)
I wish my life was a funny sitcom
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Post by Odin on Nov 15, 2012 2:09:43 GMT -5
granted. you're the one that makes the audience feel sad and mellows out the humor with sad stories of their inoperable tumor that should have been fatal seven seasons ago but you're fine due to plot armor.
I wish for bronies.
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Post by lilac on Nov 15, 2012 9:17:41 GMT -5
Granted. They're my pinatas.
I wish for apple butter.
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Post by volkodlakmojster on Nov 15, 2012 15:09:23 GMT -5
granted... i dont think that wish could be corrupted any further than just making you eat it.
I wish I wasnt such an a-hole
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Post by Odin on Nov 16, 2012 5:17:26 GMT -5
granted. you're even worse now
I wish for apple butter bacon
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Post by lilac on Nov 16, 2012 6:45:54 GMT -5
Granted. I'm having it for breakfast and not sharing.
I wish I would share.
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Post by Odin on Nov 17, 2012 0:58:23 GMT -5
granted. now you have none.
I wish you didn't share so much.
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Post by lilac on Nov 20, 2012 11:25:32 GMT -5
Granted. Now I'm a greedy pig.
I wish I wasn't sick.
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Post by Odin on Nov 22, 2012 0:11:22 GMT -5
granted. but now you're a bubble girl.
I wish i could come up with a better corruption.
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Post by lilac on Nov 26, 2012 14:53:25 GMT -5
Granted. Now you're a bubble girl.
I wish to be motivated.
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Post by Odin on Nov 27, 2012 0:28:16 GMT -5
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Post by lilac on Nov 27, 2012 9:39:52 GMT -5
Haha I love it!! It's eerie how that picture of Daray sums up my entire existence.
Granted. You get some belly button lint.
I wish Dominoes hadn't burnt the cheese on my cheese pizza. >:I
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Post by Odin on Nov 27, 2012 23:37:16 GMT -5
granted. they forgot to cook the pizza instead.
I wish people had better taste than Dominoes.
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Post by fallenfantasy174 on Nov 28, 2012 11:21:28 GMT -5
Granted. Everyone starts to eat marbles.
I wish my D&D scenario would be finnished.
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Post by lilac on Nov 28, 2012 12:34:39 GMT -5
Granted. You all die.
I wish Pizza Hut delivered.
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Post by Odin on Nov 28, 2012 23:51:49 GMT -5
granted but they're still inferior to Papa Johns.
I wish bojangles delivered.
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Post by lilac on Nov 29, 2012 14:01:21 GMT -5
Granted. They make you so fat you can never leave the house.
I wish Papa Johns didn't make me sick. D:
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Post by fallenfantasy174 on Nov 29, 2012 19:29:33 GMT -5
Granted. They stop making food since everyone's always sick from it. I wish my kittens would stop trying to escape.
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Post by Odin on Nov 30, 2012 0:50:02 GMT -5
Granted. They instead succeed.
I wish for a better corruption.
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Post by lilac on Nov 30, 2012 15:07:37 GMT -5
Granted. They escape into my hoodie pockets so now I have kittens in my pockets to cuddle with because I am cold.
I wish I ate more apple butter.
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