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Post by lilac on Oct 15, 2012 5:28:13 GMT -5
Granted. You end up spamming a lot and then everyone gets annoyed with you.
I wish for butter.
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Post by Odin on Oct 15, 2012 6:37:11 GMT -5
granted. but you have no toast.
i wish for writters block to die. i want to write.
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Post by lilac on Oct 15, 2012 20:24:50 GMT -5
Granted. All you can write is steamy Twilight fanfiction.
I wish to challenge the person below me to a dance off!
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Post by Odin on Oct 16, 2012 0:14:10 GMT -5
granted. You dance on air before I get my turn.
I wish i didn't make that corruption.
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Post by damage333333 on Oct 16, 2012 0:43:03 GMT -5
granted. now everyone hates you because you deleted your corruption, slowly leading to rioting worldwide.
i wish i had a better avatar
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Post by Odin on Oct 16, 2012 1:46:43 GMT -5
granted. now it's green. ssssssssssssssss
I wish for other minecraft jokes.
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Post by lilac on Oct 16, 2012 8:11:00 GMT -5
Granted. You work tirelessly and obsessively for the perfect punch line only to have it blown up.
I wish for warmer blankets.
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Post by damage333333 on Oct 16, 2012 9:53:08 GMT -5
Granted, but due to the fact that they are electric blankets, the heat control messed up and you burn to death slowly.
I wish I got straight A's in school
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Post by volkodlakmojster on Oct 16, 2012 19:24:07 GMT -5
granted, but you lost a social life aqnd friends due to obsessive studying
I wish i had my tablet
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Post by damage333333 on Oct 16, 2012 23:20:25 GMT -5
granted, but you thought it was a medical tablet and tried to eat it, using most of your money making buying another tablet take longer.
I wish I had wings that never disintegrated into thin air
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Post by Odin on Oct 17, 2012 2:31:29 GMT -5
granted. They're broken in several critical locations.
I wish for waxen cheese.
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Post by damage333333 on Oct 17, 2012 4:32:38 GMT -5
granted. but the genie thought waxen meant made out of wax, rather than having a smooth texture. when you bite into it, it tastes like wax. because it IS wax.
I wish for all the cows (by Foo Fighters)
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Post by lilac on Oct 17, 2012 7:41:04 GMT -5
Granted. You really get real cows and they all congregate in your room.
I wish for a delicious sandwich.
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Post by Odin on Oct 17, 2012 13:30:17 GMT -5
Granted. It is the most delicious sandwich in the entire world. And you're allergic to it.
I wish for fancy snack cakes.
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Post by volkodlakmojster on Oct 17, 2012 18:01:46 GMT -5
granted, you get two teeny tinie snack cakes and they taste horrible
I wish i knew how i should use my comic ideas
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Post by lilac on Oct 18, 2012 20:30:39 GMT -5
Granted. You get so many ideas on how to use them that you're unable to pick one and do anything with them (like me ATM).
I wish I could cure this. ):
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Post by damage333333 on Oct 19, 2012 10:04:46 GMT -5
granted, all of your ideas are depleted, causing you to be obsessed for months at a time and being unable to finish anything.
I wish for a potato farm
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Post by volkodlakmojster on Oct 20, 2012 5:10:46 GMT -5
granted, however they turn green and poisonous because you left them out at night(real thing)
I wish i had a brain
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Post by Odin on Oct 20, 2012 22:39:16 GMT -5
granted. it's the brain of Sonichu's author. Everyone hates you now.
I wish for the removal of the evil brain from mojo so he can be normal like us again.
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Post by damage333333 on Oct 21, 2012 4:28:40 GMT -5
the genie didn't know who mojo was, so they just removed your brain instead.
I wish i knew how many chickens there are in the world
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Post by Odin on Oct 21, 2012 4:36:53 GMT -5
granted. you know feel every chicken in the world's existance. and when they die you feel like your gut is being wrenched. in other news they opened another chicken processing plant.
I wish I knew why damage wanted to know that.
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Post by lilac on Oct 21, 2012 7:46:53 GMT -5
Granted. The truth horrifies and traumatizes you for the rest of your life.
I wish Damage wasn't so dramatic with his omnipotent chicken knowledge.
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Post by damage333333 on Oct 21, 2012 11:02:13 GMT -5
granted. it is so boring you are (somehow) blinded for the rest of your life.
i wish i had every game for free
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Post by Odin on Oct 22, 2012 2:16:08 GMT -5
granted. all games are free. now there's no funding so all games suck. everyone blames you. Snickers are also no longer tasty and people blame you for that even more.
meow meow meow meow meow.
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Post by damage333333 on Oct 22, 2012 4:34:42 GMT -5
the genie thought you said "I wish all of my friends to die" in cat. what you actually said was "i wish all food tasted yummy" in cat. you are now forever alone...
I wish I was stronger than I am now
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Post by lilac on Oct 22, 2012 6:59:21 GMT -5
Granted. You are so strong you constantly break all bows you use, which so happens to be your favorite weapon. You also have a horse fetish.
I wish for bacon.
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Post by damage333333 on Oct 24, 2012 6:25:47 GMT -5
granted. you are now allergic to bacon.
I wish for a pet spycrab
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Post by lilac on Oct 25, 2012 9:10:42 GMT -5
Wish denied.
I wish for everyone to return.
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Post by Odin on Oct 25, 2012 22:53:39 GMT -5
granted. mojo returns. Amelia too. Nick can come along I guess. The others deny your wish.
I wish for i could go back in time but time was set in stone so i couldn't change anything.
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Post by damage333333 on Oct 26, 2012 1:08:58 GMT -5
grated. the time is literally set in stone so you spend the rest of your life trapped in a rock.
I wish for an incorruptible wish.
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