Augen
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When God closes a door, he opens another door, which is guarded by vicious ogres.
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Post by Augen on Jun 12, 2006 13:21:26 GMT -5
Granted. You were going to succeed, but now you won't. Oh well.
I wish I could roll things up with my very own katamari.
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Post by Stonestrike on Jun 12, 2006 15:21:32 GMT -5
Granted, but you get stuck on it and starve to death.
I wish I could jump as high as luigi.
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Augen
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When God closes a door, he opens another door, which is guarded by vicious ogres.
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Post by Augen on Jun 12, 2006 21:14:15 GMT -5
Granted, but you still break your legs when you fall.
I wish the picture in my sig were a real game.
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Post by Stonestrike on Jun 12, 2006 21:21:59 GMT -5
Granted, but it turns out that 98% of the game is shopping for the perfect outfit to kill monsters in.
I wish that I could make an mmorpg in three seconds.
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Post by antonious on Jun 13, 2006 6:51:39 GMT -5
Granted, but it's so bad that you get beat up by all the other game making geeks.
I wish that I didnt have to get surgery.
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Post by Seth Asathi on Jun 13, 2006 12:05:12 GMT -5
Granted, you are allowed to refuse any medical procedure. You don't have to let them help you... but the wish didn't include a miracle cure, so you're still sick. Sorry.
I wish I could start over with everything I know now still intact...
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Post by Dundee on Jun 13, 2006 17:49:30 GMT -5
Granted. You will now start over as a baby, and will continue to grow until this exact moment, at which point you will again wish, and again become a baby, and will continue to wish and restart forevermore. And if that's not scary, I don't know what is.
I wish I could know for sure whether magic exists or not.
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Post by antonious on Jun 13, 2006 21:00:48 GMT -5
Granted, your wish is granted and therefore you know magic is real but you nolonger have any.
I wish that I knew what was wrong.
((X-ray had a large black spot where my heart is.))
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Augen
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When God closes a door, he opens another door, which is guarded by vicious ogres.
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Post by Augen on Jun 14, 2006 14:48:04 GMT -5
Granted, but it's so dramatic that you're forced to be put into some stupid teen drama on Fox.
I wish that I could self-transmutate.
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Post by Eclectic Replicant on Jun 14, 2006 15:32:25 GMT -5
Granted, but you transmutate into a mindless bunch of dirt.
I wish i could sing.
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Post by cockatrice on Jun 14, 2006 20:22:24 GMT -5
Granted, but you can't sing any worse then before.
I wish for world peace.
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Post by Dundee on Jun 14, 2006 20:29:47 GMT -5
Granted. Now that human civilization is at rest, we can work at building spaceships that go farther into space with weapons so we can find inhabited planets, and then conquer them. Okay, so my imagination isn't going well today.
I wish life never started at all.
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Post by antonious on Jun 15, 2006 6:56:29 GMT -5
Granted, but since life never started you were never able to make the wish and therefore it never happened and then life still begins.
I wish that made since.
((I might be gone for a day or two. They decided to do an exploratory on my chest. See ya later.))
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Post by Daggertooth on Jun 16, 2006 7:43:32 GMT -5
Granted, that now makes all the since you need. Too much Since, So much so that you drown in your own since.
I wish I had some artistic tallent
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Augen
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When God closes a door, he opens another door, which is guarded by vicious ogres.
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Post by Augen on Jun 16, 2006 20:04:45 GMT -5
Granted, but a jealous artist blows your arms off with a shotgun.
I wish I had the ability to screw around with the space-time continuum.
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Post by Seth Asathi on Jun 18, 2006 17:27:40 GMT -5
granted, you can screw around with it, but since you don't know what you're doing, you end up placing yourself in a five second time loop with barry white playing in the background... over.... and over... and over... the same five seconds ... .again.... and again.... and again.... and again....
I wish for an accursed turkey sandwich!
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Post by Eclectic Replicant on Jun 18, 2006 17:45:55 GMT -5
Granted, but you end up in socialist Russia, where the sandwich eats YOU!
I wish i had my own potato launcher.
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Post by Violet on Jun 18, 2006 20:11:07 GMT -5
Granted...though it back fires and soots a potato into the tralior park causing a group of crazed rednecks to come after you nwith shot guns...
I wish that every story i ever wrote about was real.
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Post by Seth Asathi on Jun 18, 2006 21:54:00 GMT -5
Granted, perception defines reality and to you, everything you write becomes real. Enjoy your complimentary "I love me" jacket, and your new room, complete with pink padded walls.
I wish I could get this shard of broken glass out of my arm already!
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Post by Eclectic Replicant on Jun 18, 2006 23:19:59 GMT -5
Granted, but you end up taking the entire arm with it.
I wish i had my own show.
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Post by Seth Asathi on Jun 18, 2006 23:33:15 GMT -5
Granted, your ratings su... (can't say that.) ... um... your ratings aren't quite what the network was looking for....
I wish I could figure out this math...
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Post by antonious on Jun 20, 2006 13:24:51 GMT -5
Granted, you understand the math but you forget how to do everything else.
I wish that I could go outside.
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Post by Seth Asathi on Jun 20, 2006 13:50:37 GMT -5
Granted.... you can go outside.... but you lock yourself out.... and can't get back inside when it starts raining.... and the rain smells like bad meat.... or maybe that's the smell of good cheese...
I wish I could get the muscles in my shoulders to relax....
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Post by Eclectic Replicant on Jun 20, 2006 15:21:49 GMT -5
Granted, but your arms fall off.
I wish i could kick major butt.
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Post by RyokoDragonez on Jun 20, 2006 16:12:17 GMT -5
Granted. But after kicking the Major's butt, you are shot by that same military Major who is less than pleased.
I wish I could have a glass of water
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Post by Daggertooth on Jun 20, 2006 22:33:31 GMT -5
Granted, but the water is black with floaties and has an oily residue on the surface of it. ....The glass is also dirty.
I wish my room would stay clean after I clean it.
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Post by Eclectic Replicant on Jun 21, 2006 0:08:18 GMT -5
Granted, a breach in space time keeps your room clean after you clean it, over and over and over again.
I wish i had an angel for one moment of love, i wish i had an angel tonight.
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Post by Seth Asathi on Jun 21, 2006 4:00:23 GMT -5
Granted, an angel loves you, but only for a moment as you make yourself look ridiculously stupid. Legions of angels now hate you.
I wish I were faster than a speeding snail!
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Post by RyokoDragonez on Jun 21, 2006 5:48:36 GMT -5
Granted. Nothing's changed.
I wish I could meet a werewolf.
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Post by Seth Asathi on Jun 21, 2006 6:02:57 GMT -5
Granted, but it's not a full moon, so you don't know he's a werewolf, and your meeting was merely a greeting in passing.
I wish I weren't so awkward....
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