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Post by Dundee on Feb 25, 2006 22:19:10 GMT -5
I'd like to say that none of this is mine. My mom found it in her email one day, laughed until she almost fell out of her chair, printed it out and posted it on the fridge. I normally wouldn't post this because I'd like the person who did write it to get recognized, but it's waaaaay too funny.
------------------------------------------------------ Your file was so big. It might be very useful. But now it is gone.
The Web site you seek Cannot be located, but Countless more exist.
Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and reboot. Order shall return.
Program aborting: Close all that you have worked on. You ask far too much.
Windows NT crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one hears your screams.
Yesterday it worked. Today it is not working. Windows is like that.
With searching comes loss And the presence of absence: "My Novel" not found.
Stay the patient course. Of little worth is your ire. The network is down.
A crash reduces Your expensive computer To a simple stone.
Three things are certain: Death, taxes and lost data. Guess which has occurred.
You step in the stream, But the water has moved on. This page is not here.
Out of memory. We wish to hold the whole sky, But we never will.
Having been erased, The document you're seeking Must now be retyped.
Serious error. All shortcuts have disappeared. Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
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Post by Amelius on Feb 26, 2006 2:36:54 GMT -5
Hahaha, thanks for sharing these with us! Hilariousness ^_^
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Post by Dundee on Feb 26, 2006 4:18:52 GMT -5
Yay, Amelius likes my refridgerator randomness!! XD
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