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Post by Odin on Dec 17, 2012 22:48:42 GMT -5
granted. it's mud cake.
I wish for something tasty.
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Post by lilac on Dec 20, 2012 15:15:53 GMT -5
Granted. It's slurm.
I wish our buddies would come back.
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Post by Odin on Dec 21, 2012 4:30:11 GMT -5
granted. They annoy you.
I wish I could go back in time a little over a year and do things over with my Ex.
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Post by nightreflection on Dec 21, 2012 17:22:33 GMT -5
Granted *sigh* you forget everything that happened since and it turns out the same. What would you do different btw? Use a bigger bat? I wish I was less ADD.
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Post by Odin on Dec 22, 2012 0:46:04 GMT -5
(A whole lot. Most of which would likely prevent her marriage to her current husband... well he's her husband for now because he's a little insecure with his inefficiencies.)
granted. now you're more ADHD.
I wish for a trip to uncle jacks restaurant.
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Post by lilac on Dec 22, 2012 11:00:47 GMT -5
Granted. You get food poisoning.
I wish my room was comfortably warm.
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Post by Odin on Dec 22, 2012 15:58:37 GMT -5
granted. but it's locked and you can't get into it.
I wish for a mocca frappe
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Post by nightreflection on Dec 22, 2012 17:04:25 GMT -5
Granted, it's so thick you have to eat it. It gives you a massive headache. I wish my typing was error-free.
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Post by Odin on Dec 23, 2012 2:32:52 GMT -5
granted. Now everyone hates you for being a grammar nazi.
I wish for non fat low cholesteral 0 carb soy milk.
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Post by lilac on Dec 24, 2012 11:31:18 GMT -5
Granted. That's punishment enough.
I wish for everyone to have a Merry Christmas. :3
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Post by Odin on Dec 24, 2012 21:29:04 GMT -5
Granted. in exchange you have to get all the coal.
I wish for everyone to have a Merry Christmas.
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Post by lilac on Dec 26, 2012 15:00:49 GMT -5
Granted. They do and are sad when it's done.
I wish for second Christmas.
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Post by Odin on Dec 26, 2012 22:16:37 GMT -5
granted. it's not as good because all the good presents were already taken.
I wish for my friend to get away from her husband. He's a terrible person that cheats on her and makes threats on her life.
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Post by nightreflection on Dec 28, 2012 10:54:32 GMT -5
Granted. She uses the same criteria to pick her new husband I wish I wasn't such a miserable git.
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Post by Odin on Dec 28, 2012 15:37:55 GMT -5
granted. you get hit by a train. it doesn't kill you. also you love trains. then it starts talking because it turns out you got hit by thomas the train.
I wish for something else.
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Post by lilac on Dec 29, 2012 14:48:35 GMT -5
Granted. We talk about something appropriate.
I wish for work t o go by quickly.
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Post by Odin on Dec 30, 2012 2:41:00 GMT -5
it goes by so fast you miss it and are written up for missing work.
I wish for a massive kit kat bar.
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Post by lilac on Jan 1, 2013 8:55:57 GMT -5
Granted. But you're unable to eat it because of plans to diet. I wish I had known Pizza Hut delivers sooner!
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Post by Odin on Jan 3, 2013 4:22:57 GMT -5
granted but their pizza sucks because of it.
I really, honest and for truly, wish i could turn back time to when i was still with my ex. To be able to spend my time laying beside her. My whole world in a 20' by 20' room. If I were to die today i think that would be my personal heaven.
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Post by lilac on Jan 12, 2013 14:26:50 GMT -5
Kay
I wish for my homework to be done.
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Post by volkodlakmojster on Jan 12, 2013 23:53:34 GMT -5
granted, but it was done by an illiterate lefty and you failed and got detention for having someone else do it for you
I wish I was the richest man in ze world
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Post by Odin on Jan 13, 2013 4:56:37 GMT -5
ok. rich foods are high in fat. you are now the fattest man in the world.
I wish for cheese.
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Post by nightreflection on Jan 13, 2013 14:55:03 GMT -5
Granted, you now have DVD's of every sitcom ever made. I wish I could go intangible.
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Post by Odin on Jan 13, 2013 23:36:31 GMT -5
granted. but you didn't wish to become tangible so now you're stuck intangible forever.
I wish for magicall fish.
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Post by lilac on Jan 14, 2013 12:36:52 GMT -5
Granted. They turn you into fish flakes and eat you.
I wish for my next class to be short so I can go home and eat.
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Post by Odin on Feb 28, 2013 6:32:48 GMT -5
Granted. There's nothing to eat at home but toenails.
i wish people would start posting here again.
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Post by lilac on Mar 4, 2013 15:15:09 GMT -5
Granted. Here I am!
I wish that wasnt such a foul corruption. X3
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Post by Odin on Mar 4, 2013 23:05:20 GMT -5
Granted. Now it's a troll posting instead.
I wish for someone to buy me the Vertex Omega 150 Protein skimmer.
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Post by lilac on Mar 7, 2013 20:49:37 GMT -5
Granted. It's broken.
I wish your wishes were more interesting.
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Post by Odin on Mar 9, 2013 2:09:49 GMT -5
Granted they're so interesting that you cannot come up with a corruption interesting enough to match them.
I wish for an indestructable object to clash with an unstopable force.
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