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Post by lilac on Oct 26, 2012 4:09:10 GMT -5
Granted. You get the stone Odin is trapped it. It is permanently stuck in your bathroom. The expression in his face creeps you out so that you can't use it. You start wearing diapers as a result.
I wish for solutions.
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Post by Odin on Oct 26, 2012 23:59:00 GMT -5
granted. with all these solutions there are no more questions. now we just have statements.
I wish for the stone i'm trapped in to follow the person that corrupts this with forever.
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Post by volkodlakmojster on Oct 29, 2012 11:20:31 GMT -5
Granted, but your vocal chords wont operate whenever you try to voice that wish
I wish i had a waterfountain that produces hawaian punch
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Post by damage333333 on Oct 29, 2012 12:41:53 GMT -5
granted. the punch contains: crystal meth, rat poison, pneumonia and pineapple juice.
I wish i didn't keep forgetting to type my wishes
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Post by Odin on Oct 29, 2012 20:59:44 GMT -5
granted. now you forget to type corruptions.
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Post by damage333333 on Oct 30, 2012 6:51:05 GMT -5
Granted. the universe no longer exists
I wish that literally everything in the universe was free
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Post by Odin on Oct 30, 2012 23:23:29 GMT -5
granted but metaphors are rediculously expensive and nesssesary to live.
I wish for ssssssss
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Post by damage333333 on Oct 31, 2012 9:17:57 GMT -5
granted. you pay thousands of dollars to buy a pet creeper, just to have it wasted when it sees lilacs cats.
I wish for a doggie
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Post by lilac on Oct 31, 2012 10:51:25 GMT -5
Granted. It doesn't like you.
I wish for my headaches to go away.
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Post by Odin on Nov 1, 2012 0:23:26 GMT -5
granted. they're replaced by toothaches.
I wish for magical cheese.
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Post by damage333333 on Nov 1, 2012 1:42:33 GMT -5
granted. you can't catch it.
I wish for my everyone to not have allergies or intolerances.
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Post by Odin on Nov 1, 2012 23:38:19 GMT -5
granted. they all have aids.
I wish for zoanthids to be more accessable.
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Post by damage333333 on Nov 2, 2012 0:10:03 GMT -5
granted. now they're all over your food
I wish for an unlimited supply of lipton iced tea
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Post by Odin on Nov 3, 2012 2:29:42 GMT -5
granted but it's unsweetened and sugar makes it burst into flame.
I wish for these foodcovering zoas to be everywhere
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Post by damage333333 on Nov 3, 2012 11:32:15 GMT -5
granted. they taste like poop
I wish for cheese
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Post by lilac on Nov 3, 2012 11:38:58 GMT -5
No.
I wish for sleep.
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Post by Odin on Nov 4, 2012 3:08:48 GMT -5
granted you get the eternal sleep.
I wish for cheese.
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Post by damage333333 on Nov 4, 2012 3:26:39 GMT -5
granted. it's blue cheese
I wish for infinite wishes
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Post by Odin on Nov 4, 2012 3:37:37 GMT -5
granted. they all suck.
I wish for infinate dishes.
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Post by lilac on Nov 4, 2012 5:30:00 GMT -5
Granted. Mojo comes along cosplaying a Viking and breaks them all, leaving you with a huge mess to clean up.
I wish for something to wish for.
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Post by damage333333 on Nov 5, 2012 0:43:42 GMT -5
granted. you wished for all of the cow poo in the world to land on your head.
I wish there was nothing to wish for so there would be no corruptions
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Post by Odin on Nov 5, 2012 2:52:07 GMT -5
granted. /topic
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Post by damage333333 on Nov 5, 2012 3:33:16 GMT -5
granted. nothing exists.
I wish for a crab army to use to take over the world
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Post by Odin on Nov 5, 2012 18:47:23 GMT -5
granted. you have cancer. And a lot of small nonthreatening crabs that annoy your enemies as you attempt to take over the world.
I wish for starfish to eat damage's crab army.
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Post by lilac on Nov 6, 2012 10:08:35 GMT -5
Granted. They turn on you and start eating you as well.
I wish for bacon.
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Post by Odin on Nov 7, 2012 3:47:53 GMT -5
granted. It's the best bacon ever. You're now jewish and cannot comsume the bacon.
I wish for a joke.
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Post by damage333333 on Nov 7, 2012 4:11:26 GMT -5
granted. It is so interesting that you tell all your friends. they all think your a joking genius, so they have high expectations. the next time you tell them a joke, they all leave. you are now forever alone. (BTW the joke is: Q. What do you call a flightless bird that pecks you when you have an allergy A. An EPIPENguin)
I wish for more updates in webcomics
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Post by lilac on Nov 7, 2012 8:44:27 GMT -5
Granted. They suck.
I wish I had the motivation to update my webcomics.
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Post by Odin on Nov 7, 2012 13:21:50 GMT -5
granted. but now you have no ideas
I wish for cheese
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Post by damage333333 on Nov 8, 2012 1:16:25 GMT -5
granted. it's brie
I wish I had a pet llama
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