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Post by antonious on Jun 21, 2006 7:34:07 GMT -5
Granted, your now Gawky.
I wish that it would rain like this forever.
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Post by Seth Asathi on Jun 21, 2006 7:54:59 GMT -5
Granted, it's raining just as it was when you made the wish... but in other parts of the world.
I wish I weren't so shortsighted...
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Post by Eclectic Replicant on Jun 21, 2006 14:23:02 GMT -5
Granted , now you are blind.
I wish i where in my happy place.
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Post by Seth Asathi on Jun 21, 2006 18:49:15 GMT -5
Granted... but you're crushed because your happy place isn't as roomy as you thought. Kind of like packing a large tomato into a small cup...
I wish I had no bones!
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Post by Flagg on Jun 21, 2006 20:18:32 GMT -5
Granted, but now your life-long dream of donating your skeleton to science is broken forever.
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Post by Augen on Jun 22, 2006 0:49:17 GMT -5
Granted, but she eventually cheats on you and then commits suicide out of guilt.
I wish people would wish.
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Post by antonious on Jun 22, 2006 14:04:49 GMT -5
Granted, but there the typical wishes that just get them in trouble.
I wish that I could control my new found powers.
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Post by Eclectic Replicant on Jun 22, 2006 17:21:41 GMT -5
Granted, but you are in sucialist Russia, where the powers control YOU!
I wish i were as awesome as a space trucker.
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Post by Augen on Jun 23, 2006 1:51:33 GMT -5
Granted, but suddenly space truckers become boring.
I wish I had a log.
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Post by Seth Asathi on Jun 23, 2006 3:23:10 GMT -5
Granted. It will be arriving by mail in the form of sawdust. Please wait six to eight years for shipping. ... Oh yeah and you're paying for shipping. 500 bucks.
I wish I wasn't bored...
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Post by antonious on Jun 23, 2006 6:39:48 GMT -5
Granted, your house explodes and your pulled into an alternate universe where your constantly running for your life without being able to rest for more than 5 minutes.
I wish that my tv was getting a good reception.
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Post by Augen on Jun 23, 2006 9:48:58 GMT -5
It is, but every channel is PBS.
I wish I could change my age.
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Post by cockatrice on Jun 23, 2006 12:46:50 GMT -5
Granted, but only forward, 30 years at a time.
I wish doughnuts were made out... of... fish. I guess.
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Post by Eclectic Replicant on Jun 23, 2006 13:31:09 GMT -5
Granted, they taste horryble.
I wish i where a shreding machine.
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Post by antonious on Jun 24, 2006 7:41:25 GMT -5
Granted, but someone puts some mafia papers in you then realize that you read them and destroy you.
I wish that I had my swords with me.
*Mumble.* Such ugly nurses. *Mumble.*
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Post by Seth Asathi on Jun 24, 2006 9:26:34 GMT -5
Granted, but they were sent via UPS, and someone ran the forklift over the box containing them... you now have thin sheets of metal in what looks to be a flattened box.
I wish I had a maid... (I really don't feel like washing the dishes.)
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Post by Raccoo on Jun 24, 2006 9:37:28 GMT -5
Granted, but your maid is a dragon, and she always manages to chip the dishes with her claws, ntm destroy everything in the house.
I wish I had confidence.
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Post by Seth Asathi on Jun 25, 2006 4:48:03 GMT -5
Sweet... I have a dragon as a maid... forget the house... I can always find a nice cave...
Granted. You are now overconfident. Congratulations, your friends can't stand your new personality, and you put off a bad vibe because you're just full of yourself.
I wish ... (Shoot, how do I top a dragoness maid?) ... Hmm, I wish I could find my keys.
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Post by antonious on Jun 25, 2006 6:49:25 GMT -5
Granted, but a dwarf has them and he is incredibly fast. Lucily your dragon catches him but she eats your keys along with the dwarf.
I wish I had a really cute nurse. ^.^
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Post by Seth Asathi on Jun 25, 2006 8:48:11 GMT -5
Granted. You have a really cute nurse... but she's all business.... good luck with that!
I wish I didn't have to shovel through that muck to find my keys...
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Post by Raccoo on Jun 25, 2006 12:32:57 GMT -5
Granted, you can't find a shovel.
I wish I had a beautiful female human, my age, who is strongely attracted to me, has no medical problems, I feel attracted to her, isn't dead, isn't annoying and everyone is happy we're together.
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Post by Eclectic Replicant on Jun 25, 2006 12:33:28 GMT -5
Granted, you have to dig woth your own hands now.
I wish i could think of something.
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Post by Raccoo on Jun 25, 2006 12:42:37 GMT -5
Granted, now all you can think of is yaoi.
I wish I had a butter knife that toasts bread as it cuts.
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Post by Eclectic Replicant on Jun 25, 2006 13:06:14 GMT -5
Granted but you need nuclear AA batteries that heven't been invented yet.
I wish i could give massages over the internet.
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Post by Seth Asathi on Jun 26, 2006 1:08:18 GMT -5
Granted, you can't find a shovel. I wish I had a beautiful female human, my age, who is strongely attracted to me, has no medical problems, I feel attracted to her, isn't dead, isn't annoying and everyone is happy we're together. Granted. She's your cousin.... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Granted, you can give massages over the internet.... but now you can't give them in person.... and there's a huge fine if you're not licenced... and if you are licenced you can't charge your customers.... and you need to wait two to six weeks for delivery of your new digital massage gloves.... some assembly required, batteries not included, satisfaction not guaranteed. I wish for a nice digital massage.... my shoulders are killing me....
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Post by antonious on Jun 26, 2006 5:35:29 GMT -5
Granted, a ghostly pair of hands come out of your computer and start giving you a massage but then they pull you into the internet and your constatly being shot with lasers in a poorly made sprite game.
I wish that I would have went to sleep last night instead of playing games all night.
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Post by Seth Asathi on Jun 26, 2006 6:41:35 GMT -5
you and me both... I mean... you went to sleep... and woke up to find that all your games are gone! You'll never stay up all night playing games again!
I wish I hadn't spent all day yesterday asleep.
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Post by Raccoo on Jun 26, 2006 9:25:51 GMT -5
Granted, you spent all day yesterday cleaning your home to perfection, and you're kept awake all night because of loud noises of crashing and banging. This morning you find a worse mess, and you're tired from all the work. You should rethink the whole "dragon maid is cool" thing. =P
I wish my older brother would be more mature.
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Post by Seth Asathi on Jun 26, 2006 17:14:23 GMT -5
... Granted... your older brother is more ... mature.. from the ratings association perspective..... excuse me while I find some censor bars, and a sound board with the nice *BLEEP* noise...
I wish my dragon maid were graceful... or that my stuff was indestructable. Whatever works.
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Post by Raccoo on Jun 26, 2006 20:17:52 GMT -5
(lol, that would actually make him better, he's already "mature" in the fact that he curses all the time. I don't know why that's supposed to show maturity though. The censor bars and beeping noise would both be improvements!) Granted, your dragon maid is now quite the lady, she never breaks a thing, but also she's become narcistic and attainted a fondness for practicing ballet in your home at all hours. Note, she still is as weighty as before, so this makes quite a racket! (I wouldn't mention her weight to HER though, if I were you) I wish you would fall in love with that dragon maid. (Umm, is it ok to wish for things for other people? if not I'll change this)
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