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Post by Dundee on Jun 7, 2006 19:02:08 GMT -5
Granted. Now the planet's killing the people.
I wish I had all the Sims 2 expansion packs.
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Post by Eclectic Replicant on Jun 7, 2006 19:21:59 GMT -5
You get a zombye 2Pac and he eats you brain.
I wis i had a brain.
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Post by Augen on Jun 7, 2006 19:40:21 GMT -5
Granted. It comes with a free tumor.
I wish I could go back in time and kill Hitler.
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Post by Dundee on Jun 7, 2006 20:11:19 GMT -5
Granted. You've killed Hitler; now you have to deal with his army of clones.
I wish that I knew how to use Flash.
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Post by Augen on Jun 7, 2006 21:34:08 GMT -5
Granted. You can now flash children.
I wish I knew how to use flash as in the computer program.
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Post by Daggertooth on Jun 8, 2006 0:59:08 GMT -5
Granted, but now you're isolated in an Amish community and will never see a computer again.
I wish the Rainy season was over.
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Post by antonious on Jun 8, 2006 6:53:08 GMT -5
Granted, now the extremely hot and dry season starts and your skin dries out til you bleed..
I wish that Amelius wasent so self concious about her art.
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Post by Seth Asathi on Jun 8, 2006 16:08:43 GMT -5
error 404 page does not exist.
I wish your wish came true, antonious.
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Post by Augen on Jun 8, 2006 19:24:40 GMT -5
error 404 page does not exist.
I wish your wish came true, Seth.
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Post by Seth Asathi on Jun 8, 2006 21:31:00 GMT -5
error 404 page does not exist.
I wish to never see that error again.
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Post by Augen on Jun 9, 2006 0:43:22 GMT -5
Okay. You have no computer.
I wish the earth had a giant face that would eat nearby comets.
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Post by Eclectic Replicant on Jun 9, 2006 1:14:42 GMT -5
Granted , but you find yourself on the rear end.
I wish i had a giant robot (because chicks dig giant robots, you dig giant robots, i dig giant robots, we dig giant robots.)
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Post by antonious on Jun 9, 2006 6:45:27 GMT -5
Granted, but its Eva unit 3 and your soon destroyed by your best friend.
I wish that people didnt have to suffer through life.
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Post by Daggertooth on Jun 9, 2006 7:34:29 GMT -5
Granted, people no longer have lives to suffer with.
I wish the world cup wasn't played past midnight.
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Post by Seth Asathi on Jun 9, 2006 10:21:34 GMT -5
granted. nothing is played past midnight... which means nothing is played beyond a minute at a time... because tecnhically everything is past midnight, until next midnight....
I wish the global economy would collapse already....
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Post by Dundee on Jun 9, 2006 14:29:52 GMT -5
Granted. The economy collapses, along with the human race.
I wish for a lifetime supply of the best hot-n-sour soup in the world.
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Post by Eclectic Replicant on Jun 9, 2006 20:11:49 GMT -5
Granted, but you are forced to drink it through a tube nonstop.
I wish i where Christina Scabbia.
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Post by Augen on Jun 9, 2006 22:40:35 GMT -5
The genie granting the wish does not know who that is, so he turns you into Rob Schneider instead.
I wish I could be a demi-god for a week.
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Post by antonious on Jun 10, 2006 6:26:51 GMT -5
Granted, but your a gawky looking nerd who the demi-god of the sewers.
I wish that I didnt have to go to the hospital.
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Post by Daggertooth on Jun 10, 2006 10:34:18 GMT -5
Granted, you are now forced to daily visits to the local veternary clinic for checkup.
I wish I didn't have to sleep
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Post by antonious on Jun 10, 2006 16:08:21 GMT -5
Grante, but you still suffer from sleep deprivation and go crazy.
((And the vet would be tons better than staying in the hospital.))
I wish that I was the healthiest person in the world.
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Post by Dundee on Jun 10, 2006 16:44:09 GMT -5
Granted. You are very slightly healthier than everything in the universe.
I wish I was the healthiest person in the universe! HA!
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Post by Eclectic Replicant on Jun 10, 2006 17:45:48 GMT -5
You become a fruit man and a bunch of 3rd world refugees eat you alive.
I wish i had where a real boy.
(BTW Christina Scabbia is the female singer from Lacuna Coil.)
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Post by Augen on Jun 11, 2006 1:26:42 GMT -5
Granted, but you have no chance to survive make your time.
I wish Lucy was in the sky with diamonds. That way she would have a hard time killing people with her vector arms, because she'd be too high up to reach us.
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Post by antonious on Jun 11, 2006 7:39:32 GMT -5
Granted, but she can still throw things down to crush you.
I wish that I could live in my favorite anime.
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Post by Seth Asathi on Jun 11, 2006 15:21:18 GMT -5
Granted, unfortunately they end the series shortly after you arrive, thus halting your existance. You are neither dead, nor alive. You are in limbo, destined to be replayed on american tv with a lousy voiceover three years after the show ended. A fate worse than death.
I wish I had a less demanding job, but was still employed, for at least enough per hour that I don't starve or freeze to death.
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Post by Dundee on Jun 11, 2006 18:39:54 GMT -5
Granted. You are now a sewer rat. Here's your shovel, start digging.
I wish I had a big package of noncontaminated salami to eat all by myself.
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Post by Augen on Jun 11, 2006 19:37:00 GMT -5
Granted. You choke.
I wish I had a soul.
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Post by Eclectic Replicant on Jun 12, 2006 1:16:47 GMT -5
Grante, but the guilt of your actions make you kill yourself.
I wish i where one of the venture brothers.
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Post by antonious on Jun 12, 2006 6:54:27 GMT -5
Granted, your a scrawny little weakling that cant do anything for himslef and you have a gay robot watching over you. Whoopie.....
I wish that I could get rid of these evil thoughts that till me to take over the world and destroy all those who disagree with me.
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