Post by RyokoDragonez on Feb 1, 2006 23:45:52 GMT -5
Well, considering I seem to be spouting these rather often, I figured I would start a new thread in which I will jokingly give tutorials for the correction of noobish behavior. Feel free to post examples of noobish here and I will answer them in my usual, condesending manner. ^___^ I'll start by posting a few that I have done recently.
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I am bouncing in anticipation~! (Or is that rage for an all-caps post?!)
A word of advise.. Don't post all in caps. ^^;;... (To turn it off... press the button titled "Caps Lock" on the left side of your keyboard. That will allow you to type in normal script ^^;
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Ryoko Dragonez
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Well then. Apparently we are in need of another tutorial. There is this thing called a space bar. It's at the bottom, center of your keyboard (The thingy you are pushing the buttons of to make words on the screen). This is the largest button on your keyboard. Push it to put a space between words. ^_^. (Yes, yes. I know you were doing that all in one breath and quickly. I couldn't resist the tongue-in-cheek tutorial though... )
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Ryoko Dragonez
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****. IMO[/quote]
Are u retarded or something? Or are u just some ****ing 10 yeah old kid who just learnd a word **** and want's to be cool using it!
And btw I don't give a **** about ur opinion so STFU! If u have something useful to say witch I seriously doubt, enlighten me, otherwise pls bite ur fingers or something and don't post such stupidity in the future! [/quote]
You are a hypocryte. You are accusing someone of being a 10 year old who has just learnt a naughty word. While you are acting like a 10 year old who still needs to learn to spell the word "you". For your information, "u", "ur" and other "acronyms" only make you look far less credible to those of us with an IQ over 30. Please inform your grade school teacher that he/she has failed you dreadfully in spelling and grammatical teachings. Then invest in a dictionary. You might just learn something.
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Another stellar example of the grammatical genius that populates this server. Apparently, you have not learnt the finer points of something called a "Double Negative". The rule is. When you have two negatives (in this case, 'aint' (Which is spelt "ain't" by the way) and "no") in the same sentence, they cancel each other out. Thus making the entire sentence a positive. With the way you formulated your sentence you actually said, "First of all, in my humble opinion, you have every right to tell anyone if they may ***** or not." Please tell your grade-school English teacher that he/she has failed you, miserably.
Back on topic a bit. These admin are doing their best to keep Katsu up and running. The lack of funding necessary to maintain the upkeep of multiple electronic devices and Internet costs has caused this server to require a merger with a more successful server. The manner in which said more successful server gained it's exorbitant amount of popularity is decidedly not a factor in this choice.
For those of you who are still working your way through the dictionary, I will translate the previous sentences into terms you may understand more easily:
"Katsu no have money. No money mean Katsu die. Katsu go to ES-L2 for help to stay alive. ES-L2 nice. ES-L2 help. We keep server."
Alternatively, for those of you who have devolved beyond simple grammar structure, I will translate it further for you:
"like... LOLOLO!!!111 Th1s place has l1k ... n0 $$$ because teh lamz0r n00bs dont pay for us LOLOLolOlOlo1111 So l1k3, teh 4dm1n hAd to b3gzors and plzzz f0r teh pl4ce in c3 s3rver to k33p katsu up LoloLOLOLO!11111111"
... I think I have lost IQ points in that translation. Excuse me while I go and read something of more substance. Like a children's book. (Actually, I am going to read some more of the Cryptonomicon... but that is besides the point~!)
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Ryoko Dragonez
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That's all for now. Feel free to post examples of internet stupidity here for me to critisize with a tutorial. ^___^
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Ryoko Dragonez[/color]
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I CAN'T WAIT FOR MORE ON THE NEW ARC!!!
I am bouncing in anticipation~! (Or is that rage for an all-caps post?!)
A word of advise.. Don't post all in caps. ^^;;... (To turn it off... press the button titled "Caps Lock" on the left side of your keyboard. That will allow you to type in normal script ^^;
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Ryoko Dragonez
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Ummm... Nope. Justalittledemonthatlivesbehindmyearandtellsmetodraweviland/orcreepystuffandalsooenjoysposessingpeopleintoactsofrandomst upidity... *Deep breath*
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Well then. Apparently we are in need of another tutorial. There is this thing called a space bar. It's at the bottom, center of your keyboard (The thingy you are pushing the buttons of to make words on the screen). This is the largest button on your keyboard. Push it to put a space between words. ^_^. (Yes, yes. I know you were doing that all in one breath and quickly. I couldn't resist the tongue-in-cheek tutorial though... )
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Ryoko Dragonez
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U
Are u retarded or something? Or are u just some ****ing 10 yeah old kid who just learnd a word **** and want's to be cool using it!
And btw I don't give a **** about ur opinion so STFU! If u have something useful to say witch I seriously doubt, enlighten me, otherwise pls bite ur fingers or something and don't post such stupidity in the future! [/quote]
You are a hypocryte. You are accusing someone of being a 10 year old who has just learnt a naughty word. While you are acting like a 10 year old who still needs to learn to spell the word "you". For your information, "u", "ur" and other "acronyms" only make you look far less credible to those of us with an IQ over 30. Please inform your grade school teacher that he/she has failed you dreadfully in spelling and grammatical teachings. Then invest in a dictionary. You might just learn something.
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Ryoko Dragonez
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First of all: imho you aint got no rights to tell anybody to ***** or not-to *****.
Another stellar example of the grammatical genius that populates this server. Apparently, you have not learnt the finer points of something called a "Double Negative". The rule is. When you have two negatives (in this case, 'aint' (Which is spelt "ain't" by the way) and "no") in the same sentence, they cancel each other out. Thus making the entire sentence a positive. With the way you formulated your sentence you actually said, "First of all, in my humble opinion, you have every right to tell anyone if they may ***** or not." Please tell your grade-school English teacher that he/she has failed you, miserably.
Back on topic a bit. These admin are doing their best to keep Katsu up and running. The lack of funding necessary to maintain the upkeep of multiple electronic devices and Internet costs has caused this server to require a merger with a more successful server. The manner in which said more successful server gained it's exorbitant amount of popularity is decidedly not a factor in this choice.
For those of you who are still working your way through the dictionary, I will translate the previous sentences into terms you may understand more easily:
"Katsu no have money. No money mean Katsu die. Katsu go to ES-L2 for help to stay alive. ES-L2 nice. ES-L2 help. We keep server."
Alternatively, for those of you who have devolved beyond simple grammar structure, I will translate it further for you:
"like... LOLOLO!!!111 Th1s place has l1k ... n0 $$$ because teh lamz0r n00bs dont pay for us LOLOLolOlOlo1111 So l1k3, teh 4dm1n hAd to b3gzors and plzzz f0r teh pl4ce in c3 s3rver to k33p katsu up LoloLOLOLO!11111111"
... I think I have lost IQ points in that translation. Excuse me while I go and read something of more substance. Like a children's book. (Actually, I am going to read some more of the Cryptonomicon... but that is besides the point~!)
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Ryoko Dragonez
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That's all for now. Feel free to post examples of internet stupidity here for me to critisize with a tutorial. ^___^
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