Elevator Taim! :3

[lilac]

Aha...this is kind of a revised version of 'What Would You Do If..'

Basically, what would you do if you were trapped in an elevator with your favorite CTV (or UIU, if you want) character? :3

(Sorry if this is spam..but I'm really curious!)

[shioritsumi]

Oh, hey you actually did it! Awesome!

Let's see...since I'm pretty much completely different in an elevator....

Charby: Blink at him, ask if I can pet his hair cause it looks cool, then ask if he'd like to pose for a drawing for me.

Tony: Admire his hat and try to talk to him, awkwardly.

Zerlocke: *smacks self* 'Oh wow, he is tall....' Then probably end up complimenting his pretty hair. I admire hair...>.> Having about three feet of it yourself does that.

UiU if I'd like? Hmm...how would that work out for me...?

Skylar: "Wow, your hair is completely blue. It's a nice dye job...." Probably end up asking what brand he used....cheesemonkey, I'm talking about hair again!

Fernando: '____' Ask about his hair. Just because it's so unusual...maybe possibly ask about his skin. My skin is pale, but his skin is just....

Why do I end up talking about hair so much? Nacho cheese fudgemonkey volcano idols of lava! Rrgh!

[kanidasha]

Hmmm, I would love to be stuck in there with Mye, I would love to chat with her. I actually don't have any real female friends (other girls hate me, I have NO idea why. which is why im always with guys. -.-) and Mye seems like a really sweet girl. it would be awesome to have a female friend like her. Same thing for Amelius from UIU, she would be another awesome female friend.

If Fernando were in there I'd probably flirt with him BIG time! lol. But out of respect for his gf Amelius, im not sure if I really could go through with it. Im no man stealer anyway, it's just plain wrong! But then again Nando is so in love he'd probably look right past me. Or hit me with a shovel like he did to Roxana when she hit on him for the first time. O.o

SO i'd just ask him if it's really THAT simple to reassemble himself like he always does. Cuz that would be pretty hard for anybody else. lol, i dont know how to crack bones back in place like he does. I hope i never have to! O.O

And maybe he could give me a demonstration. I gotta see that!

[lilac]

Shi-Chan: XDD Oh man I am obsessed with hair, too! I totally understand where you're coming from with that. :3

Kanidasha: I'm sorry to hear that. Maybe they're all jealous of you? That's what I tell myself. :3
Honestly, I think Nando would be completely clueless to your come-ons. I'd be more worried about him going into full out zombie mode. XDD

If I were stuck in an elevator with...

Zerlocke or Charby: Freak out. Not only are they vampires but they get incredibly horny/blood-lusty when they transform into their power forms. I think I'd be trying to stay as far away from them as possible. Or try to keep them from thinking about blood/convince them I am, in fact, a werewolf and by drinking my blood they could die (unless if they are immune...which I think they are...oh dear.).

Tony: I would start telling him about every weird dream I've ever had (which is a lot!). The poor boy...

Kavonn: I have a feeling we might start talking politics. I don't know why.

Daray: Ask him what kind of hair dye he uses (if any) and talk about all the weird colors my hair has been.

Fernando: I love the guy, but I'm not taking any chances. I'd beat him into a coma (unlike Charby and Zerlocke, I'd have a chance against him).

Mye/Amelius (UIU): Talk about hair. :'D

That's all the characters I can remember that I like...as you can see, I am a completely exciting person. *giggles*

[shioritsumi]

Lilac: I happen to have incredibly long hair, so it's hard for me to not think about it a lot...especially when I'm probably sitting on it right now. Ugh. *shifts position* Okay, there...

Kanidasha: >.> I used to have that thing about only hanging out with the guys. The guys didn't really understand, since they were all at the 'no girls allowed' phase, and I was at the phase where I didn't care, I knew I was better than them. (And it used to be that I was.) I've never really been able to talk to or relate to girls that easily...(I'm kinda tomboyish...) So I find it a miracle that I've been able to have any female friends at all.

Oh crap...now that you mention it, Lilac, I might end up talking to Kavonn about politics, too. I have opinions that differ from my parent's so much...it's...it's like I'm a Democrat in a Republican house. Oh dear. >.> I think that might be true....

[lilac]

Shi-Chan: I cut my hair, but now it's growing back. ^^ Lulz, you're the exact opposite of my friend. She's a Republican in a Democrat house...poor dear. I'm an Independent who leans towards the right, mostly. ^^

Maybe we wouldn't talk about politics so much as philosophy or world events. I can't really imagine Kavonn caring enough about human-goings-on to really choose a political side or anything like that. Maybe he would talk about his world politics and we could compare. That'd be interesting. XD

[shioritsumi]

I cut my hair ONCE when I was about eight. And that was only because I had this best friend who had hair that was a LOT shorter...about now, I would rather kill than cut my hair. >.>

Well...it's not that I would try to talk about politics, it's that...I disagree with a lot of decisions I see made in courts over cases that I see on TV. I am still up in arms over one case I saw on TV, where they used evidence that the expert told them not to use in court, and the prosecuter made his case on circumstancial evidence that could incriminate ANY member of the police force AND a false psychological profile. (Trying to make it out to the jury that the defending officer was a terrible man who basically worshipped demons and was a cruel man who killed an old woman for no reason.) I couldn't draw that out of any of the facts....and yet, my parents argue that 'hey, the justice system did its piece and he's serving his time...' GAH! For something that-that---I would just want to hear the opinion of someone as mature as Kavonn or Mye on matters such as those. It's not really politics, but they're things that...I can't help but talk about.

....Sorry. It's been two years since I first saw that episode of Forensic Files, and I am STILL furious about it. Ugh. The stupidity of the court never ceases to amaze me.

[lilac]

Shi-chan: Maybe it's social issues you mean? ^^; I don't watch any of those court dramas. They put me to sleep.

But yeah..I think Kavonn would be the best person to talk to about such things. I'm not sure about Mye. I can't put into words why she wouldn't be. I'm quite tired.

[kanidasha]

lilac: I wish i could think that but sadly, deep down in my heart I know it can't be true. lol

Ya know I never thought of Nando going into crazed zombie mode. I guess i'm blinded by his cutness. XD

[lilac]

Kanidasha: Awh, don't say that. D:

Haha yeah, he is pretty adorable. XDD

[raf]

Great. My player joins another comic community solely because he thinks his favorite character is being ignored in a fan discussion thread. And he decides to use me as his handle here. I haven't even made my debut at Lu... well that would probably be too much information. Moving on...

Well, if my player got tapped on the shoulder by his favorite character, it would be Menu. His first reaction would be to panic because he'd just been tapped on the hip/leg by a bipedal dog in wearing a shirt in an elevator.

The result of this is that he'd be in a corner of said elevator, on his but, trying to somehow scotch his way through the walls. At around this time, five seconds give or take, assuming he's still alive his brain would finally have time to recognize Menu. One point five seconds later he'd also realize that this actually makes it more likely he's about to die.

Stalling for time he'd call Menu by name and tell him what a fan he was. Since Menu probably wouldn't be make WCA just for this event he'd probably confused, flattered, but also very suspicious. Using his moment of uncertainty my player would move in close and scratch that ear like his life depended on it. He'd halfway expect it not to work but unlike all the animals my player has ever petted menu actually LIKES having his ear scratched.

So he's safe... until the elevator doors open.

Not wanting to waste his one chance to escape, he'd bolt. My player is not athletic, but most his muscle mass is in his legs so he can generally book it like you wouldn't believe when the adrenaline kicks in. He's unfortunately not to good with corners at those tops speeds though, so he'd only make it to the first one before he was pounced.

Now, we'll leave any speculation on any lycanthropy inducing injuries he might incur for another time, but assuming Menu doesn't cause any mortal wounds my player would go for straight for his only salvation: the ear.

So there he'd be, pinned by a perpetual werewolf, scritching as if his life depended on it, and possibly wounded. A formula for the end, but eventually someone would walk along. For the sake of keeping the possibilities moving let's assume it is some mortal not of the cast.

Now, if my player is wounded I'd assume they'd panic and try to help him, mostly likely by kicking Menu away. My player would realize this wasn't exactly the most intelligent idea, and would do his best to drag the person away before Menu recovered. I'm assuming even perpetual lycanthropy takes the night of a full moon to trigger, so under these circumstances the bystander would most likely get away scout free. My player would not be so lucky but that is far outside the parameters of this question.

Now, if my player wasn't injured, then things believe it or not would be worse. The person would walk by, my player would look up at them pleadingly, and the person in question would probably just pick Menu up. My player would like to say he does the right thing at this moment, but he only reaction would be to get away from Menu, so he'd just run. Plain and outright run, and have a stomach full of survivor's guilt later.

That, my friends, is what would happen if my player was tapped by his favorite character, Menu, in the elevator. Wonder why more people don't choose Menu as their favorite?

[lilac]

raf: Probably because he isn't a handsome young man. XD
But in my case...his personality just doesn't click with me. He kinda bugs me. =/

[Artemisia]

Victor: be freaked out by tallness and scars possibly accidentally call Van Helsing and compliment coat... I like his coat

Zeno: Be calm and knock him out if he looks twitchy... otherwise start talking about... stuff... probably history, maybe science... don't know why

Rosie: not sure what I'd do, wouldn't want to offend her possibly talk about Current Events... Or Lord Byron, don't know why...

Azelea/Fay: I'd probably slap them and tell them how dissinterested Hex and Zeno are... then start talking about Tony. they are not my favourites

[the1truesushiboy]

If I were trapped in an elevator with:

Tony- I'd say "Hey, I work at [Insert international coffeehouse chain here]. If you'd like to stop by sometime when I'm working, I'd love to buy you a drink." And then we'd be friends forever. Other than that, an autograph, hair compliments, and a conversation about nightmares(I've had some pretty awful ones).

Charby- First, I would attempt to ever so subtly hint at the fact that I dislike being mortal, so as to perhaps give him the idea to turn me. After he does, or if he doesn't anyway, I'd ask for his autograph. And compliment his hair.

Zeno- Probably talk about music... see if I could get a cd of his own.
"I'd blow a hole in my head, so you could see what I'm thinking."
That's Grammy Award winning material, that is.

Mye- Probably ask about magic and if it's possible for humans. Seriously, who wouldn't want to be able to brew up some potions? Aside from that, probably talk about the issues of living with so many guys and give her some advice. I'm generally able to connect with females more than with males.

Menu- Food. I love food possibly as much as he does. Probably ask him about the weirdest things he's eaten.

Hex- Definitely compliment his hair. Not much else. I'd be too scared of getting him upset. Hex and elevators... Gotta be careful.

Mannick- I would beg him to show me some hat tricks, hug 'im, and ask for an autograph and a cus-to-mized hat-hat.

Kavonn- Talk about philosophy and mortality. Then see if I couldn't convince him I'm worthy of a helpful magical item from his hat. What? It's worth a shot, right?

Yiska- Ask her about alps, probably.

Phineas- In an elevator? He'd better have one damn good disguise. I don't know... Challenge him to a breath holding contest? Sure, he'd win, but he'd be impressed.

Crispo- Talk about music and nachos.

Darray- Compliment his hair and tattoos.

Zerlocke- Try to boost his self esteem so he has a good day. I feel kinda' sorry for him sometimes. Though, I wouldn't want to endure what Yiska did, so I'd try to avoid the topic of females in general.

Adria- Stare angrily at her and when she's about to say something, I'd punch her in the face. "Take that you demonic floozy!"

Almost any other elite- Try to see about becoming one.

Quixoto- Act as if I know him for his historic infamy, but pretend to know very little about Charby... and avoid eye contact.

Blaine- Ask him for a job.

Victor- Ask him about getting a job.

Hector- Tease him about there being a rarely occurring full moon out of the normal cycle. Heh heh heh...

Daryl- Tell 'im he should become a demon hunter and to search for a guy named Blaine VanJulivan... That way, when he's asked how he heard about the job, I'd get to be in the comic! I am such a devious mastermind... But more seriously, I'd probably just start laughing.

Munchie- Uuuuuum... Die.

Mr. Ook- Because he needs to be on the list (considering how long this one is). I'd probably hug him. He's pretty cute lookin'.

Benito- Heheheheheh... No.

[lilac]

I'm having one of those, "Oh my gosh I don't even remember making this!" moments.

Oh my gosh being stuck in an elevator with Benito...I don't even! I'm sure there's one big enough in the castle for him...unless if they only employ stairs (or teleportation). But that would be so hilariously frightening. (I love Benito!)

My favorites have all changed within the past year, with Daray making the top of the list. I might rewrite it later when I'm feeling better (I have a stomach ache).

[jetylefr]

If I were trapped in an elevator with any of them, I'd probably be eaten, or ignored. If I didn't know who they were, I'd certainly be weirded out by them, unless they were disguised.

[lilac]

Haha true.

Perhaps we should assume we're uneatable for some reason. And that we know who they are. :x

[jetylefr]

Well they probably wouldn't be interesting in me. They wouldn't know me, and most people are at least a little uncomfortable meeting their fans.
Especially if they're trying to keep their identities secret and live in a forest.

[lilac]

Yeah that's true. D: