Post by Waker on Jul 3, 2009 16:50:43 GMT -5
Describe yourself in the style of a nature documentary.
Come with us as we observe a rare specimen, the Homo Vagus or Wandering Man. The team has dubbed this particular animal "Chad". This particular subject is especially difficult to document, given it's reclusive nature. Though the creature is diurnal, it seems most active during periods of cooler weather, making it less likely to be spotted outdoors during daytime hours. Homo Vagus has poor eyesight, leaving it to rely on it's keen sense of hearing to navigate during the periods of late night and early morning. Chad seems to have an omnivorous diet, as he tends to eat anything that is slower than him. One unnusual trait is that the creature seems to have a hyperdeveloped metabolism, as the creature is forced to eat many times during the course of the day, even when relatively inactive. Amateur naturalists are warned to be careful around Homo Vagus when the animal is resting, as it becomes violent and aggresive when suddenly wakened. Researchers have long debated the function of the various metallic objects that the creature affixes to its face, the most popular theory being that it is designed to attract the attention of females of its species, though no known female Homo Vagus has ever been documented. Some researchers have posited that the creature reproduces asexually. "Chad" recently acquired yet another new den to temporarily act his home, it will likely only last a few months before the animal moves on in its random migration, the source of the species name.
Come with us as we observe a rare specimen, the Homo Vagus or Wandering Man. The team has dubbed this particular animal "Chad". This particular subject is especially difficult to document, given it's reclusive nature. Though the creature is diurnal, it seems most active during periods of cooler weather, making it less likely to be spotted outdoors during daytime hours. Homo Vagus has poor eyesight, leaving it to rely on it's keen sense of hearing to navigate during the periods of late night and early morning. Chad seems to have an omnivorous diet, as he tends to eat anything that is slower than him. One unnusual trait is that the creature seems to have a hyperdeveloped metabolism, as the creature is forced to eat many times during the course of the day, even when relatively inactive. Amateur naturalists are warned to be careful around Homo Vagus when the animal is resting, as it becomes violent and aggresive when suddenly wakened. Researchers have long debated the function of the various metallic objects that the creature affixes to its face, the most popular theory being that it is designed to attract the attention of females of its species, though no known female Homo Vagus has ever been documented. Some researchers have posited that the creature reproduces asexually. "Chad" recently acquired yet another new den to temporarily act his home, it will likely only last a few months before the animal moves on in its random migration, the source of the species name.
