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Post by Odin on Feb 23, 2011 1:45:03 GMT -5
ok. i have a tarnkappe i'll just turn to mist. -does so-
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Post by the1truesushiboy on Feb 23, 2011 5:39:00 GMT -5
*Turns into mist also* Stalemate then?
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Post by nightreflection on Feb 23, 2011 15:00:05 GMT -5
Sticks some lemons in a vacuum sack and gets to work.
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Post by Odin on Feb 23, 2011 19:54:46 GMT -5
I counter your vacuum with the form of a tree!
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Post by jetylefr on Feb 23, 2011 20:57:33 GMT -5
I use my talisman, (as referred to in "if you were), to make birds fly at both of you and peck at your faces. hmmmm... that's the first time I've been called Jet. Introduction time. I am Jety Lefr, the giant, the Lord by another name, and the Otaking.
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Post by Demon on Feb 23, 2011 21:51:52 GMT -5
BLAH BLAH Jety Lefr BLAH BLAH you mean the frost giant? i cast mjolnir and trow it against your head
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Post by the1truesushiboy on Feb 23, 2011 23:28:04 GMT -5
I protect Jety with Jörmungandr(who defeated Thor at Ragnarok). Then I disappear into the shadows to plot my return...
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Post by Odin on Feb 24, 2011 1:24:01 GMT -5
I counter your gods with atheism which says god doesn't exist. (I don't believe that but as a weapon it's kinda funny)
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Post by the1truesushiboy on Feb 24, 2011 2:11:04 GMT -5
Oh right... an atheist alp... just a tish of a contradiction, don't you think?
Meanwhile I'm assembling an army of golems made of lemons and fire (good thing they work for me).
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Post by Odin on Feb 24, 2011 3:25:03 GMT -5
how for is an atheist alp a contradiction? they have no reliegious background as far as i've noted. but i'm not atheist i just wanted to emulate final fantasy tactics in which when you had a faith of 0 magic did not work on you.
so you're attacking me with flaming live lemons. thats almost scary. but I have a witch on my side she isn't magical just a jerk but she'll give those lemons a sound beating with her quarterback boyfriend's strength. wow that sounded like *dramatic pause* real life.
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Post by the1truesushiboy on Feb 24, 2011 3:55:19 GMT -5
The origin of alps in their folklore is tied to Norse mythology (the mythology we were just talking about).
Her quarterback boyfriend manages to decimate (technically meaning to reduce by/ to one tenth size) my army, but is now writhing in lemon scented agony.
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Post by Odin on Feb 24, 2011 4:01:17 GMT -5
never really seen an alp that cares but ok.
good i didn't like him anyways.
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Post by the1truesushiboy on Feb 24, 2011 4:04:18 GMT -5
Oh god, I am gonna use "Lemon scented agony" whenever I get the chance.
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Post by Odin on Feb 24, 2011 4:09:23 GMT -5
lol "It's the cleaning power of Pinesol *****! Die in lemon scented agony!"
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Post by the1truesushiboy on Feb 24, 2011 4:17:39 GMT -5
Or one of Fiendish Glee's new ad campaigns for a lemon scented variety...
"All your laundry worries are destroyed in lemon scented agony."
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Post by Odin on Feb 24, 2011 4:19:07 GMT -5
nice
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Post by jetylefr on Feb 24, 2011 10:06:20 GMT -5
No not as in a frost giant, as in I'm 6'7.5" tall (maybe more?)
I fly away on the back of a Roc.
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Post by Demon on Feb 24, 2011 10:54:31 GMT -5
Yadda yadda blah blah derp Jörmungandr(who defeated Thor at Ragnarok). Hurr Durr Actually... thor defeats Jörgunmandr, the third son of loki or serpent of the world, but is so badly hurt that he takes three steps and dies, mjolnir is fine though
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Post by the1truesushiboy on Feb 24, 2011 22:23:30 GMT -5
Oh, I know how it happens. Sure, they defeat each other, but it's the best I could think of, ok? Yeesh. Fine, I change my counter to "Magic of Utgarda Loki".
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