The Kitty Catlective

I've had it with the kitty Catlective. I mean, I remember a time when you could see a cute kitten, pick it up and snuggle it. Now a days if you do that, there is a risk it will try to assimilate ya and next thing ya now, one of your eyes is not a kitty head and your walking around speaking in a high pitched mewing voice talking about assimilating people, stealing cat nip, and abducting all the worlds milk. I mean, just because they are small fluffy and cute they think they can come down here and start taking over peoples brains or something? I mean it was bad enough when they where stealing your lap...at least THAT was cute and you could remove them without expensive surgery. But now...oh NOW! I end up going to sleep, and when I wake up there is a dang kitten in my eye at least once a month, usually more, and I have to pay to have it removed. My surgery won't even cover it! Geez...maybe I should rant about insurance companies.
Sorry, I needed something to rant about, and did not want to rant about certain relatives. I have at least two I want to rant about including a brother who won't pay me back the money he owes me, but WILL spend money on a friggin motor cycle and on a flippin trip into another state. I would not be so mad if he spent the dang money on his bills, or something like that...but no, apprently he doesent. I heard from my mom his dang lights keep getting shut off because he and his wife never pay the bills. And then, then there is my nephew. Spoiled, rotten, arrogant, lying little b...er. Ranting about relatives. Stopping now. That is all.