fun things to do in an elevator.

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this..is like..a list...
^^.

add anything you want.

1.Stuff pillows up your shirt,walk into the elevator,and complain about the "safe weight limit" being to small.

2.set up a desk inside the elevator,and when people come in ask"do you have an appointment??"

3.hold the door open for an imaginary friend.

you get the idea!

[Eclectic Replicant]

Sing "love in an elevator' in my underwear.

[dragonblade261]

Hiss at anyone that comes in, and growl at people that go out.

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run in when a grumpy buisness man is also in,press all the buttons,then run out again.

[ogrefairy]

Scream for no apparent reason....

... or mutter to yourself loud enough for everyone else to here... that can be fun! ^^

[kioushan]

Go to the top floor of the building, dress up as a devil and press the button to go down. When someone comes in, ask "Going down?"

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Throw cats at the older women.

[Wolfy]

50 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator

1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your tissue to other passengers.
3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
4. Whistle the first seven notes of ''It''s a Small World'' incessantly.
5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
6. On a long ride, crash from side to side as if you''re on rough seas.
7. Shave. (Especially if you''re a woman.)
8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask: "Got enough air in there?"
9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you, "Admiral".
14. One word: Flatulence!
15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
16. Do Tai Chi exercises.
17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "I''ve got new socks on!"
18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back, "Oh, not now. Damn motion sickness!"
19. Give religious literature to each passenger.
20. Meow occasionally.
21. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
22. Frown and mutter "Gotta go, gotta go," then sigh and say, "oops!"
23. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
24. Sing, "Mary Had a Little Lamb," while continually pushing buttons.
25. Holler, "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce, "You''re one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
28. Burp, and then say "Mmmm...tasty!"
29. Leave a box between the doors.
30. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
31. Wear a puppet on your hand and make it talk to the other passengers.
32. Start a sing-along.
33. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"
34. Play the harmonica.
35. Shadow box.
36. Say, "Ding!" at each floor.
37. Lean against the button panel.
38. Say, "I wonder what all these do," and push the red buttons.
39. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
40. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space".
41. Bring a chair along.
42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
43. Blow spit bubbles.
44. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
45. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
46. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
47. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
48. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
49. Stare at your thumb and say, "I think it''s getting larger."
50. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler, "Bad touch!"

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ooo...grand list!

heres another one i made up.

make paper hats and give one to each person riding.

[Stinger9]

After a few seconds of the elevator going down ask if anyone else heard "that snapping noise".
OR: (This one works anywhere, but it is much funner in an elevator !) Act "chummy" to random strangers. Great 'cos they can't escape you, no matter what, MUHAHA!

[Eclectic Replicant]

Use the emergency phone for booty calls.

Pretend you are in a mosh pit.

[Insizwa]

Sing Cannibal Corpse while making heavy metal guitar noises with your mouth
Make armpit farts
Casually remove your pants
Make sound fx when the door opens/closes as well as when the elevator's moving