Make up a saying!

[Karuto]

This is just where you can post your own sayings or metaphors or whatever. Not to be confused with the "Post a Quote" thread as this should just be all the things you come up with on your own. They can be anything that has meaning to you, so basically any word in the dictionary or your mind is up for grabs. You can leave examples if you want.

Here's a small selection I thought up right now:

An Artemis: A girl whom I will always admire and do anything for, but will never really have a chance, even though I might want one. e.g. Amelius is an Artemis of mine (Don't read too into that, please, hehe)

A Chair: Just the word I use in describing a lady's bottom I just don't feel comfortable calling a girl's bottom anything else. Not even bottom, because that word sounds lame. e.g. Nando smacked Amelius very hard on her chair. (Seems to be a pattern...)

So, using those as examples, have at it!

[Dundee]

Fantabuliciousness: (fan-tab-you-LISH-us-ness) A word of irony, that won't get confused with other words that can mean either good or bad. Ex) *bell rings* Fantabuliciousness, I'm gonna be late!! (It doesn't sound as long as it looks.)

Ball Point Junk The name I call all of my old work, since up till a few months ago, the only utensil I would use to draw would be a ball point pen. I also call the commissions I draw for my friends Ball Point Junk, because my friends are asking for specific drawings all the time. I'm hoping that if I don't do a good job with them, they'll stop asking for them.

[Scarecrow]

Insaniac: A word describing one suffering from a severe mental, but rather humorous disorder. Example: Viktor is a complete and utter insaniac! Derived from Insane, and Maniac.

Misconjabulation: And accident, a mishap, usually ending in new discovery.

[iamalittlerose]

Adorkable: adj. so dorky, one can't help but think that it's cute

[Scarecrow]

To Recracklinate- To pop ones joints in and out of place, resulting in a sick crackling noise.

To Blinzle- To wimp out. To come up with exuses for something.

To Schloop- To make a somehow 'slimey' noise.

[Alydos]

Meatinarian- Someone who works on people medically.

Beefinarian- Someone who is mentally deprived and thereby does not eat vegetarians.

[Snass]

A couple favorite phrases of mine.. which i use on MSN constantly

*SSM* or "sprains sarcasm muscle": The sarcasm muscle is located on either side of the abdomen, at the bottom of the ribs (if telling someone you sprain your sarcasm muscle, it is fitting to deliver this statement while cluthing your side in pain). A sarcasm muscle can be sprained easily when using sarcasm, at any time.

suckers and rich people: This came from an incident of much frustration with a certain post secondary institution. It was then decided that University was useless and only for "suckers and rich people". As in, those who could afford to waste the money, and those who didn't know any better. The phrase is now used to help dismiss anything that a person wants to do/have but can't , or anything that they have to do/aquire though they don't want to.

example: Statement: "gah, my air conditioning is broken again"
Reply: "bah! Proper air conditioning is for suckers and rich people!" ;D

[bitto]

Oooooo: Something you whenever you don't have a good answer to anything that happens to anyone. You can use this to answer anything. eg: Person A says "I won the lottery!!". I say "Oooooooo."

Golf: A game played only by rich people.

Flower Tongue: Rolling your tongue...oh heck, make about three "U" shapes around the edge of your tongue so that it vaguely resembles a flower. Sometimes called "Ribbon Tongue" by others. ^_^ My tongue hurts when I do this.

Thrill: Making this "rrrrrrrrrr" sound with your tongue...not much description here.

[Shippo_no_Neko]

Confuzzled: (con-FUZZ-uld) A state of being similar to being confused. Although usually you are making a @__@ face and wearing a kitty hat.

The alternate pronunciations of "Talk" and "Walk": (Tolk and wolk) Alternate (and much more cool) ways to say the words pronounced by the rest of the world as "wok" and "tok." It means pretty much the same thing, only cooler.

[Seth Asathi]

Salvage jockey: A repair person, regardless of specific industry.



(It's what I call the mechanic next door....)

[Zolah]

When Zolah comes into a topic she kills it O.o

[Shippo_no_Neko]

Bleh: (BLE) What you say when you can think of anything to say, or when you messed up your sentence. He said--I mean it thought--- but wait, first..... bleh. I need to start over

[dragonblade261]

Hissifuss: A human hissing at another human, Cat Language.
confuzzling: confusing
implosionrific: When something explodes, this is the word I use

[Wolfy]

Hey, I hiss at people! ^^ And some of them hiss back... >.>

Oooooo... Pretty word... *steals implosionrific* ^^-

... Shoot. I had a word, but now I've forgotten it.

[dragonblade261]

I like explosions...implode sounds funnier than explodes to me...
I also have a reputation at my school for hissing at people. They dont hiss back though. They tend to recoil.

[Dragyn]

but implosion goes INward...explosions go out...

Maybe I'm just thinking too much...

[DarkfireTaimatsu]

No, that's absolutely correct.

[Augen]

Forelingan: Somebody who has a tendency of licking other peoples' foreheads.

[Shippo_no_Neko]

stain said:

Forelingan: Somebody who has a tendency of licking other peoples' foreheads.

How would you use that in day to day conversation? XD

[Seth Asathi]

Here's a new one. . . I'll edit it, but you'll get the point. Each starts with a five letter pseudo-profanity of the letter "B"

"*****ist" - Someone who gets unusual pleasure out of complaining to anyone who is too polite to tell them to shut up.

"*****ochist" - Someone who gets unusual pleasure out of listening to other people complain.

[Dragyn]

Yeah, I know I'm right about explosions vs. implosions, I was just saying that maybe I was overthinking their quotes...

but then, maybe I wasn't...

Yay, indecision!

[dragonblade261]

I just think implosion is a funny word. ^_^