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Post by Alydos on Apr 19, 2006 22:03:33 GMT -5
Of course this is going to be another of my genius ideas followed by disbelief and scoffing for my insanery! So it will go in Random for now.
My starting issue is, is anyone else paranoid of New Members?
One of the new members started with a suspicious birthday and starting time just recently, and I began to panic.
What if I had somehow released a plague of death and not a contributing mind by accident?! What if it wasn`t anyone I had suggested, but what if it was! How could I atone for my own perceived evils!
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Post by Dundee on Apr 19, 2006 22:09:07 GMT -5
?Que? How was it suspicious?
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Post by Alydos on Apr 19, 2006 22:12:15 GMT -5
Nothing was, it just had the same age as a person I talked about the forums too, and had their sign up time a little after they would typically get home from classes.
A person who I am skeptical of, for they may be a great Ally, or a lethal Murderer of all things good!
P.S. No Spanish, nur sprechen Deutsh!
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Post by Dundee on Apr 19, 2006 22:13:55 GMT -5
I... see... Well, wait till tomorrow, then you can either ask that person about it, or we'll all be dead in the morning; either way, we know what's up.
Ah, sorry, I've just taken up saying random Spanish words in place of regular words so that by some magical chance I'll become better at my Spanish class. Not working very well, though; and whenever I say 'que', everyone thinks that I'm saying 'kay'.
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Post by Alydos on Apr 19, 2006 22:15:34 GMT -5
Ask them? Riight, their name alone that they picked for the forums is meant to inspire paranoia and fear on my part, assuming it`s them.
They wouldn`t tell me, they`d say no, then silently infiltrate!
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Post by Dundee on Apr 19, 2006 22:18:38 GMT -5
Alright, here's my plan; go to your local payphone, call them in the middle of the night, whisper, "I know what you did this evening..." and leave the phone hanging, go up to them tomorrow and ask them how they slept. Might not work perfectly, but it would be really fun!
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Post by Alydos on Apr 19, 2006 22:20:59 GMT -5
They`d sleep well, if they didn`t know it was me they would assume their dog would go crazy and vicious at anyone.
Though I love the way you think, very creative, it needs some situational adaptation, I can go steal their lawn ornaments and leave oil rags and lighters in their place. As well as a small area of burned ground, implying it went out by accident and was inteded for their home.
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Post by Dundee on Apr 19, 2006 22:23:00 GMT -5
Dear... That would be VERY fun, but it might get you into trouble with the law. I don't know how, but it's too possible to be comfortable. Of course, you could always PM 'Guess', but where's the fun in that?
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Post by Flagg on Apr 19, 2006 22:24:17 GMT -5
Personally, I don't think this person has anything to do with you.
Rather, I think they are working for the infamous THEM. They've learned the secret of the pixies I keep in my typewriter, and they are jealous. They want the pixie dust for themselves. Keep away from the electronics. Uninstall your smoke detectors, that blinking red light is their watching eye. Microwaves help them control our brains you know, oh yes they do.
There is only one course of action, one responsible way out. Switch your shoelaces. Right to left, left to right. They put magnets in the tips you know, and if we put them on the wrong feet, it'll mess up their sensors so they can't follow us.
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Post by Alydos on Apr 19, 2006 22:24:42 GMT -5
Shh, no need to say names, it should have been silently infered. *shifty eyes* Why would the law suspect me? I live nowhere near him and don`t drive, just walk up, crouch low, make some quick business and gone. The dog wouldn`t even bark at mehs.
If I lived every day afraid of the law I would be dead from worry.
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Post by Scarecrow on Apr 19, 2006 22:26:35 GMT -5
Alydos, I believe I know how you feel. This new member... 'Guess', as it is called, could be anyone. Come to think of it... I could be anyone. YOU could be anyone! For the love of toasty things! Getawaaaaaaay!!
*Runs into the corner of the room, and sits down, rocking back and forth* Don't worry... Beeeee happy...
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Post by Dundee on Apr 19, 2006 22:27:39 GMT -5
Ah, I'd LOVE to discuss this even further, but the time calls, and the bed beckons. See y'all tomorrow!
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Post by Alydos on Apr 19, 2006 22:27:58 GMT -5
*hugs Crow* Now now, don`t be the God of Scaredyness, this is a thread about paranoia theories and how to overcome them, not how to live your life avoiding anything suspicious. Though you are correct, Guess could be YOU!
G`night GoG.
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Post by Scarecrow on Apr 19, 2006 22:31:56 GMT -5
^^ Night, Dundee!
Oh my gawd... Guess COULD be me. I would have never seen it coming! Why, I don't even know where I was just a moment ago... No. Wait! I was on the forum. I should have been keeping a better eye on me... I allways knew I wasn't to be trusted!
...What?
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Post by Alydos on Apr 19, 2006 22:38:48 GMT -5
GoG is Goddess of Geekdom, assuming that was what you were referring to when you randomly said "What", and not your lack of a brain. (not an insult, really, understand or die)
Now that I think about it, no courage for you, stay scaredypants!
Don`t worry, we`re keeping a close eye on you, the border patrol and penitentiary told us too.
Paycheck, kaching!
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Post by Scarecrow on Apr 19, 2006 22:40:55 GMT -5
Eeexcellent. I'll never escape, and the boards will be free and safe again! GahahahahahAHAHAHAHAAAA!!
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Post by Alydos on Apr 19, 2006 22:46:44 GMT -5
You mean you`re not trying to escape? I get it, it`s a topic about how the government is spreading false paranoia about our school systems to try and get us to become even less intelligent than we already are, having less people who can do multiplication in their head than countries with a population of under two million people.
I`m not talking about percentages, either!
One is the one where microwaves increase your intelligent, while in fact causing your brain to bounce up and down!
((Y`know, this used to be a serious Paranoia topic.))
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Post by Violet on Apr 19, 2006 23:29:41 GMT -5
I feel perinoya to cirtain extent...I tend to fear physical harm...I will go out of my way to avoid a busy street cuz I'm always perinoid the a mysterios drunk driver will come out of nowhere from nothing town and cransh into something that isn't there and kill me...huh reading that gave me a better insite int the reson why I'm told i'm a bit off kilter...
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Post by Scarecrow on Apr 19, 2006 23:55:27 GMT -5
As you will.
On a much more serious note, I have a constant fear of being watched, as well as the feeling of being observed. It's very, very disturbing, and I wish whoever, or whatever it doing it would stop. Either that, or I'm just imagining it. I see faces and eyes and ears... Everywhere. It scares me. Loud noises, as well. Sudden movements, people with weapons... Hell, a lot of things scare me!
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Post by Alydos on Apr 20, 2006 0:31:03 GMT -5
Ah, you reminded me of something Violet! Though it`s not paranoia, I can just be shy.
Why are none of you paranoid about doctors? They`re always.. watching you?
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Post by Dundee on Apr 20, 2006 7:40:22 GMT -5
Doctors? Doctors are cool. They give you dumdums. Their instruments, on the other hand... *one big fat shudder* I WISH I was watched. I'm always either completely and totally ignored or insulted. I'm always paranoid because I think that I might be mentally insane, and that my family hasn't told me because they want me to stay happy, and that's why everyone in my school except for my closest friends hate my guts.
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Post by Eclectic Replicant on Apr 20, 2006 23:44:33 GMT -5
They are watching me...right now...
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