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Post by Alydos on Apr 12, 2006 22:29:08 GMT -5
This topic is all ridiculous, it has a topic that is abnormal at it`s best and heinous at it`s worst. It is not a serious matter to me, and I hope that it is not for anyone that lends their ideas.
Arena Pit Fighting
I think, that as an answer to our estimated population equilibrium, we could create an arena for fighting. We could build them in every major city in the world, have them draw contestants from all across the land, by their will and more. We could even use the audience as emergency contestants, choosing at random.
It would be a remarkably profitable business, prolonged mostly by innocent wagering. Eventually we could enlist the aid of local law enforcement to keep it all legal in the eyes of the law. Though, certainly not morality. I`m sure that many politicians would be interested in supporting us, especially wealthy members of the Republican party.
Aside from advertisement it could be run at minimal cost, and failing contestants could be used for our own brand of meat patties. As well as light and inexepensive household cleaners being cycled through the air vents at all times to keep spectators happy. They would attract millions every day from all around the world.
To keep it truly interesting there are special days, like, sibling rivalry, or large, well-fed dogs trained for fighting against unarmed opponents. This was an idea I brought up and elaborated on in a discussion during my school's lunch.
What about everyone elses imaginary, and perhaps one day successful, business ventures?
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Post by Dundee on Apr 12, 2006 22:50:07 GMT -5
Oh lord, that's horrible. You wanna know MY business venture? I want to take over the garbage industry. Have it all furnaced and turn to energy. Take the pollution and condense it. How I shall do this, I have no idea, but I'm pretty sure the finished product will be something similar to coal. With all the money I will have from selling energy, I shall give it to charity, and get funding to use this mysterious way of condensing pollution to cleanse the earth to a point where the air is moderately safe once again. Nobel Prize, here I come!! I'm such a loving person. ;D
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Post by Wolfy on Apr 12, 2006 22:53:08 GMT -5
I...I wanna own my own vet practice. It will be called "Wolf Studios". I plan on being a large animal/small animal vet, instead of just one or the other. I already have a buisness card designed. And animated. (Gotta love Intro to Digital Media. >^_^<)
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Post by Dundee on Apr 12, 2006 23:02:22 GMT -5
Cool, a business card? All I've got is a logo that says: "Ultimate Bookworm" in really fancy letters and a very realistic worm curling on a badly porportioned book. Give us an idea of what it looks like?
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Post by Wolfy on Apr 12, 2006 23:10:12 GMT -5
I could post a picture tomorrow. Although...since it is a flash file, i don't know if photobucket will upload it... if it won't, then I'll describe it tomorrow, since i don't quite trust my memory right now. It's not that much. It doesn't have an adress or phone number, but I'm pretty proud of it nonetheless...>^_^<
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Post by Alydos on Apr 13, 2006 1:07:55 GMT -5
You could breed animals for my arena! Together we would be able to control the masses will and turn the world for the better by slowly eliminating those who never used their time to try and become better people! As for garbage, yesh, we do not have a lot of needs, as nearly everything could be recycled in my coliseum. Of course, private bouts for our sponsors would occur often. I could pass it off as justice, have condemned murderers, or politicians fight off each other. The public could vote, deluding themselves into thinking they now must come for the public good.
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Post by Dundee on Apr 13, 2006 1:17:52 GMT -5
Dear God, you're twisted. Which is a good thing in some cases, but right here and now, you're sounding as bad as Black Mage from 8-Bit Theatre. Wait a... YOU ARE Black Mage!!! That's EXACTLY the sort of thing he would say!! But why haven't you mentioned lawyers? Oh, right, they'd probably be too violent, even for your keen sense of macabre.
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Post by Alydos on Apr 13, 2006 3:39:43 GMT -5
I do not require lawyers, they are not evil enough and will be purged in the new world order.
Black Mage? I don`t want to create a machine that feeds on love in the universe, OR waste my time killing a small boys adoptive family every few days.
How could the merging of two businesses with a similar goal be considered twisted? Especially for so noble a cause. We could create our own fast food chain.
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Post by Wolfy on Apr 13, 2006 8:01:54 GMT -5
Never. That is a sick and twisted idea. *glares*
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Post by Daggertooth on Apr 13, 2006 8:31:15 GMT -5
My plan is quite simple. To create an Arcology of sorts designed to be its own self sufficient city state. It would be fully capable of cutting off from the outside world completely while recycling air, water, and waste products to sustain the populous. Its base would be hydroponicaly GE crops with well monitered hormonal induced growth. A few floors of this should be all thatfs needed to support everyone in my Arco as well as the outside populous. This would inadvertently drive farmers out of business, but it would also prevent the problems with pesticides and over use of fertilizer, plus they would have a good position in my Arcofs. I would also have similar plans for base meat products such as cattle, fish, and poultry. Education would be offered free and there would be plenty of work for every needed occupation within the Arco as well as a few satellite buildings for raw materials. Everything would be done to minimize impact to the planet and restore what can be restored. Despite what I say I do have a fondness for this planets current biosphere. There would also be extensive training for creating new arcologies as well as a well armed private militia for protection of my citizens. I would set up my arcofs across the world with a bias towards overpopulated and poorer areas.
These arcos would solve world hunger, environmental destruction, reliance on non-renewable resources, and over population. There will be programs to restore the environment while hopefully allow mankind a better standard of living. Most importantly it would place a large population of the earth as well as several governments heavily dependant on me and for the most part directly under my control. Those that resist will crumble to my various boycotts and control of the global economic market, not to mention my large standing army supplied with the most advanced technology money can buy. Ah, world peace never felt so good.
Daggertooth
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Post by Stonestrike on Apr 13, 2006 16:42:50 GMT -5
Here's my plan, I make deals with many popular shows, books and webcomics to make a game based on them. Each one will be the first level of mario bros. with recolured sprites. Fans of these won't know the difference! With the millions of dollars as the result I can start step 2 of my plan. Now that my company has gotten hype I can make an original game, the game will consist of a dancing scantily clad woman and subliminal messages flashing behind her. Heck I could throw in a few ads to make a even more money! The woman would draw in a fanbase of drooling fanboys while the messages would tell them to by more games. Soon we'll sell toilet chairs and food dispencers so people don't have to leave their TV screen till we've drained them of all their money! Great plan huh?
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Post by Dundee on Apr 13, 2006 16:59:56 GMT -5
Ummm... Oh... kay... Your plan sounds a little less twisted than Alydos, at least. In fact, it's probably already in effect by someone else. Sounds likely enough.
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Post by Stonestrike on Apr 13, 2006 17:04:08 GMT -5
Oh but that's just part of it, some of the people that run out of money wont be able to stop playing and thus die. That's why I will start a coffin company and watch as sales soar!
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Post by Momo on Apr 13, 2006 19:02:26 GMT -5
Ah, you lovable bunch of do-gooders! I must say that Alydos is more my kind of customer. (He's even got coloured text! Hah.) However, I say we modify your plan, Alydos. The first to go are the homeless..... and then the stupid. Like, the 'clap and weep in joy when a TV psychic tells you your uncle loves and misses you from beyond the grave' stupid. Which ties in nicely to my own business venture; bounty hunting for the stupid. You know that idiot who mixed up your fast-food order? The imbecile that came to a complete stop before making a right-hand turn? The simpleton who doesn't hesitate to try and shoot the monkey because he wants his free iPod? My agency will hand out a bounty to anyone who turns in these world-class examples of pathetic brainpower. Our society will grow more prosperous, smart people would get into jobs they deserve, and we'll all have less occasion to be angry with other people. That, and the Arena Pit Fights would have plenty of contestants ready.
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Post by Wolfy on Apr 13, 2006 19:44:49 GMT -5
Just keep animals out of it, you brutes, and I won't care...
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Post by Daggertooth on Apr 13, 2006 21:23:00 GMT -5
Man, I'm out of my league here. Time to break out the soilent green.
And no animals have been harmed in my arco's....the GE ones don't count.
Daggertooth
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Post by Wolfy on Apr 13, 2006 21:41:34 GMT -5
Animals is animals. Even GE animals. *<---stubborn* But i suppose people must eat...Just don't do the same thing as Factory Farms...*glares at factory farms*
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Post by Daggertooth on Apr 13, 2006 21:47:01 GMT -5
Oh, I would never do that. First of all its just not healthy. Free range with a bit of GE modifications and we're back to lean and healthy. Thats only for GE products that are food specific. Other GE products would be treated better. Well those that are pets will depend on the people who own them. Most would be for industrial and government uses.
Daggertooth
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Post by Wolfy on Apr 13, 2006 22:03:58 GMT -5
*smiles* Good. Ooo....*waves hand in the air* I could be the vet! And I would deal harshly with those who mistreat the animals...*evil smile*
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Post by Alydos on Apr 13, 2006 22:08:56 GMT -5
What a delectably ingenious mind. With our combined sense of righteousness, your source of both contestants and proposed mutual profit are very attractive Momo.
Together we could turn the world into what it was meant to be, with profit and justice befitting all of the world. You could even help me hunt down FDA and fascist loyalists everywhere, helping to further the advancement into a Utopia, together, as equals.
The Coliseum is here. The Coliseum is everywhere.
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Post by Daggertooth on Apr 13, 2006 22:09:47 GMT -5
I'll apoint you head in the environmental recovery field. Basicaly testing both genetic and physical health of endangered species. Health of entire Ecologies. And reintroduction of endangered and extinct species. Most GE animals wont be introduced into the wild due to not wanting them to interbreed with natural species.
The end goal being a relative restoration to a pre-industrialization biosphere.
Daggertooth
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Post by Wolfy on Apr 13, 2006 22:16:43 GMT -5
Hmm...Cool! >^_^<
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Post by Daggertooth on Apr 13, 2006 22:31:26 GMT -5
We may have to go to war with Momo and Alydos. They seem to be the biggest threat to my control...erm...I mean world peace and environmental recovery. I can controll their food source, but since they are canibals and using the overpopulation and criminal system as a food source they may be hard to stamp out.
*Sigh* It'll take a while to clean up after a war.
Daggertooth
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Post by Wolfy on Apr 13, 2006 22:38:49 GMT -5
Don't worry...my pets will take care of them...*grins evily, petting a snow leopard*
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Post by Dundee on Apr 13, 2006 22:48:12 GMT -5
And my energy resources will be freely given to be put to a greater use than I can think of.
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Post by Alydos on Apr 13, 2006 22:50:57 GMT -5
Lighting the Coliseum! Oh thank you, with extra power we can cut back on our drain on the environment, however minimal it may be.
We could smuggle and obtain virtually anything we needed, no matter how much you tried to starve the world we would find a vendor, perhaps even one of your close subordinates.
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Post by Daggertooth on Apr 14, 2006 0:20:37 GMT -5
So between smuggling and cannibalism you think you can eek out a living. Wont last long, and any last vestiges of your society will crumble to the might of my army and wolfchilds pets.
Daggertooth
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Post by Wolfy on Apr 14, 2006 0:26:58 GMT -5
Yes, yes...*evil grin*
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Post by Alydos on Apr 14, 2006 0:29:03 GMT -5
You speak bold words, a sage once said that there is no courage without something to fear. Perhaps you are letting the fear overwhelm you, resulting to baseless attacks on the longevity of my venture which I have spent a great deal more time developing!
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Post by Wolfy on Apr 14, 2006 0:34:49 GMT -5
Hmmm...Sparky? *leopard walks over* Do you fear Alydos? *Sparky growls* I thought not... if my pets don't even fear you, why would we?
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