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Post by Flagg on Apr 6, 2006 12:14:09 GMT -5
A: Well, when you get up too early, it's because your body has not had the time it needs to naturally replenish its strength via the sleep-cycle. When you get up too late, it's because the Tiredness Gnomes are naturally attracted to slumbering bodies, and the longer the body slumbers, the more attractive it becomes. After 8 or so hours of sleep, a body becomes absolutely irresistable, and they come out of their secret hiding spots (usually vents, or the darkest corner of your closet) and sprinkle your body with their sacred Tiredness Dust, which they think is a good thing. If only there was some way to let them know just how much us humans dislike tiredness!
Q: If you're sailing through the desert and you drop both of your oars, how many glasses of Thursday does it take to fill a puppy?
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Post by Violet on Apr 20, 2006 23:38:15 GMT -5
Q: If con is the opposite of pro, what's the opposite of progress?
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Post by EEN on Apr 21, 2006 0:52:55 GMT -5
Well Congress obviously! (Somtimes these one liners are all to easy.)
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Post by Shippo_no_Neko on Apr 21, 2006 16:15:20 GMT -5
Q: If you are exausted, but have insomnia, are there any methods that you can use to get to sleep *eye twitches*
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Post by Flagg on Apr 21, 2006 16:49:45 GMT -5
A: I'm not sure about actually making you go to sleep, but there's bunches of little things you can do to help the process along. Decide whether or not you want background noise (like an ocilating fan), adjust the temperature and humidity to your tastes (which might be tough without a humidifier and/or dehumidifier), get a more comfortable pillow... Aside from that, I haven't a clue, I've never had insomnia. : - /
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Post by Violet on Apr 21, 2006 19:21:21 GMT -5
Q: why do all the insects in the world suddenly want to invade my room....I hate bugs.....
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Post by Flagg on Apr 23, 2006 0:50:08 GMT -5
A: They like your room, obviously! It's the hip cool place for bugs to hang out. Oh, do you eat food in your room at all? Bugs are huge fans of crumbs, and their little heads pratically explode with glee when a person uses their bedroom as a dining room. Well, that's how it is here at college, anyway.
Q: Would you go through hell, West Virginia style, to save your adopted daughter?
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Post by Daggertooth on Apr 27, 2006 8:15:41 GMT -5
Q: Whats Oekaki?
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Post by Violet on Jun 25, 2006 18:57:21 GMT -5
Q: Would you go through hell, West Virginia style, to save your adopted daughter? A:THat depends... Q:what is hell, West Vergina style? |
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Post by bitto on Aug 12, 2006 1:55:54 GMT -5
Q: Since governments are almost always hungry for money (at least mine is), and they're always the ones printing out the paper money which they distribute to everyone, can't they just print like a bazillion of them for themselves instead of waiting for taxes?
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Post by Daggertooth on Aug 12, 2006 7:29:21 GMT -5
Nope...causes inflation which makes the money worth less and less and eventualy causes the entire economy to collaps. Course I've often wondered why they can't do that in secret yanno? Course then it wouldn't be legit I suppose and only for personal greediness...and the scandal if found out...that wouldn't be good.
Daggertooth
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Post by lordofchaos on Aug 13, 2006 19:41:46 GMT -5
If you're sailing through the desert and you drop both of your oars, how many glasses of Thursday does it take to fill a puppy?
A: Three and a half.
Q: What is the square root of Bolivia?
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Post by Flagg on Aug 14, 2006 18:55:48 GMT -5
A: Delicious.
Q: Why are car commercials pure evil?
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'How to Win' by Sanzo
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Post by okuni on Dec 5, 2006 12:48:04 GMT -5
Q: Why are car commercials pure evil? Because of their root source: Money. And sleazy car dealers in cheap suits. Q: why do all the insects in the world suddenly want to invade my room....I hate bugs..... Even though Flagg gave you one answer, I'm giving you another! It's the same as cats being attracted to people with allergies to pet dander. which brings it up: How do cats know that a person is allergic to them? Know the expression "the greatest thing since sliced bread"? What was the expression they used before sliced bread was made? |
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Post by Seth Asathi on Dec 8, 2006 13:11:02 GMT -5
The person tends to show a slight aversion. Cats dislike being unloved unless it is on their terms.
The greatest thing since bread.
What in the depths of your ignorance do you want now?
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Post by dragonblade261 on Dec 10, 2006 20:07:24 GMT -5
Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood all day?
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Post by Dundee on Dec 12, 2006 17:20:38 GMT -5
A: Depends on the size of said woodchuck's teeth and the quality of said wood. Say the teeth are of a healthy length and the wood of a good maple tree, he'd chuck approximately three fifths of the wood all day.
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Post by RainyRibbon on Dec 14, 2006 18:17:06 GMT -5
Q: What's the difference between a ferret and a weasel? (Heeeyyy... I just wanna know ^^;; )
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Post by Seth Asathi on Jan 4, 2007 21:14:08 GMT -5
Ferret; a domesticated, usually red-eyed, and albinic variety of the polecat, used in Europe for driving rabbits and rats from their burrows.
Weasel; a cunning, sneaky person.
Courtesy of dictionary.reference.com
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Post by lordofcheese on Jun 23, 2007 15:47:42 GMT -5
Q. Why do humans have butt hair?
Q. If everything tastes like chicken what does chicken taste like?
and
Q. What is the circumfrence of a moose? Also what is its plural, mooses, meece, or curmudgeon?
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Post by {×ÏÑk§tÊ®88×} on Jul 20, 2007 11:06:43 GMT -5
becuase.ummm....
your body...is....um.....always....ugh.....thinking....it never is time to get up?
Q:what would happen if a watemelon had leggs
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Post by dragonblade261 on Jul 24, 2007 20:33:32 GMT -5
Why do people say that platypus' are the only egg-laying mammals when there are ECHIDNAS!?
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Post by Wolfy on Jul 24, 2007 20:58:54 GMT -5
I don't know, Inkster, and it irratates me. >.< there are TWO! Two, people!
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Post by ogrefairy on Aug 3, 2007 19:00:58 GMT -5
Q: Why when you have spent hours on something on the computer does it always freeze up right before you save?
Q: Why when you have a puppy does it always manage to chew up something valuable or important and leave behind the stuff that you could replace or didn't need?
Q: why do people always say "careful it's hot" right after you burn your tong?
Thats all I have for now. I might have more later...
Oh ya and...
Q: The eternal question... why does toast always land butter-side down?
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Post by lordofcheese on Aug 9, 2007 16:02:21 GMT -5
Q: Why did I have time to lose a game of Solitaire in the time my computer took to load this thread?
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Post by ogrefairy on Aug 10, 2007 7:02:09 GMT -5
A: Oh that sucks sometimes my computer does that too. It is just being stubborn. (not much of an answer though)
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Post by ZeroVX on Aug 10, 2007 17:05:23 GMT -5
A: Because it can.
Q: Who could beat who: Superman or the Hulk?
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Post by ogrefairy on Aug 10, 2007 17:23:07 GMT -5
Hmmmmm... good question...
Q: Why do tornadoes always target trailer homes?
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Post by ZeroVX on Aug 10, 2007 17:30:30 GMT -5
A: 'Cause tornados are bullies.
Q: If a train left one station at 4:35 P.M. going 45 km/h, and a second train left another station at 5:00 P.M. going 65 km/h, who really cares?
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Post by NightWing on Aug 10, 2007 17:39:42 GMT -5
A: not me!
Q: what is the fastest solitaire clear time anyone has? Lame I know, but I'm suddenly curious
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