Post by Seth Asathi on Jan 5, 2007 21:26:16 GMT -5
To the theme of "Silver Bells"
Bodies flying, people dying
They say wal-mart's to blame
for the disgruntled employees
with miraculous aim
Sirens blaring, people staring
at the carnage and gore
it is truly a sight
they've never seen before
I don't know I don't know
no I don't know I don't know
what made them believe
they could treat us all so
I don't know I don't know
no I don't know I don't know
but screw it I'm ready to leave
At the time clock there's a time bomb
counting down to your doom
it appears that your life
will end in a boom
I'll be laughing as you're passing
from this life to the next
with a hole in your chest
and a knife in your neck
go to **** go to ****
yeah go to **** go to ****
****ed me off and it won't end well
go to **** go to ****
yeah go to **** go to ****
visit a wal-mart today
at the court house
case was thrown out
pleaded insanity
the judge understood
so he set me free
call a cab now
take me back now
let me see the remains
of the devil's own business
and the manager's brains
Wal-mart's gone now
burned it down now
just a hole in the ground
and I'm out of time
so I'll see you around.
time to go, time to go
yeah time to go it's time to go
wish I had time
for this pleasant dream
but it's time to go, time to go
yeah time to go, time to go
to work where they're always mean.
(Now, it's your turn. Write alternate lyrics to a song. Any song. Share your creativity [or perhaps like me, an all-consuming hatred of wal-mart.] and make us laugh [or sick.])
Bodies flying, people dying
They say wal-mart's to blame
for the disgruntled employees
with miraculous aim
Sirens blaring, people staring
at the carnage and gore
it is truly a sight
they've never seen before
I don't know I don't know
no I don't know I don't know
what made them believe
they could treat us all so
I don't know I don't know
no I don't know I don't know
but screw it I'm ready to leave
At the time clock there's a time bomb
counting down to your doom
it appears that your life
will end in a boom
I'll be laughing as you're passing
from this life to the next
with a hole in your chest
and a knife in your neck
go to **** go to ****
yeah go to **** go to ****
****ed me off and it won't end well
go to **** go to ****
yeah go to **** go to ****
visit a wal-mart today
at the court house
case was thrown out
pleaded insanity
the judge understood
so he set me free
call a cab now
take me back now
let me see the remains
of the devil's own business
and the manager's brains
Wal-mart's gone now
burned it down now
just a hole in the ground
and I'm out of time
so I'll see you around.
time to go, time to go
yeah time to go it's time to go
wish I had time
for this pleasant dream
but it's time to go, time to go
yeah time to go, time to go
to work where they're always mean.
(Now, it's your turn. Write alternate lyrics to a song. Any song. Share your creativity [or perhaps like me, an all-consuming hatred of wal-mart.] and make us laugh [or sick.])
