Shai's Shot at Poetry! ... Hopefully.

[Shai - Ruler of Un-champions!]

Ok.. Here's a nice Limerick that took a whole 2 seconds of thought. And trust me peoples, with my ADD, 2 seconds is a great achievement. ;D

I once had a nanny named Sally,
Her last name would be O'Malley.
I insulted her groom,
Got beat with a broom,
But what kind of name is Pally?

Ooo! Ooo! I thought of another! Coffee must be kicking in...

Someone I knew had died.
So all I had done was cried.
Then I found out,
They're out and about.
Someone is gonna get fried.

.. Sorry if it's insulting/offending/morbid/odd, but I was watching Ricki Lake(I think..) and some guy pretended to be dead while he went out and bowled and his wife had set up the grave plot and funeral dates. Don't we all wish to be "dead" for a few hours. lol

I appologize if you all were expecting some quality poetry. I will try to find some of my contest entry ones and post them, they have to be good, I won money from them! ;D

[Scarecrow]

XD That's hilarious!

I like the 'died' limmeric- makes me giggle. Yay, caffein!

[Shai - Ruler of Un-champions!]

Thankies Scare!

My mind is a constant rhyme in motion... Hmm.. Ideas, ideas, too many.

[Seth Asathi]

There once was a man from Nantucket....

let's just say the stories about him are greatly exaggerated...

Seriously though...

Limerick is a legitimate form.
Granted it's not quite the norm.
So write all you please,
I always enjoy these.
Except on the walls in my dorm.

[Shai - Ruler of Un-champions!]

Ooh, very nice. I quite like it! ^^

[Seth Asathi]

Thanks. I'll try to come up with some more today, but my plate's kind of full at the moment.