Post by Zolah on May 19, 2006 6:18:06 GMT -5
Hi and welcome to the CTV news paper thread, here it will be news from all diffrent nations. you must remember as in news in real world all this imaybe aint true or is extremly true. If you want you can be a weekly reporter
So how do I get in too the news paper?
- You PM to me the article you have written yourself and ill paste it here
How do i become a reporter? and what do I do?
- Well, first PM me and choose a name for your reporter. then you can post an magazine ( or a post in this thread) wich you edit and paste news into. You can also if you feel very energic make small intervjues with diffrent States and their leaders or maybe a reportage(?). [One new post per week, no more or less!it shall represent a weekly paper]
If there is any further questions about this only PM me ^^''
Reporters This far :
Zolah / Liz Agna the creator of CTV news
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Are we some kind of food?!
the inhabitants of Zolah screams, after a rather harsh moments the populations of Zolah has been ID tagged and record. Zolah claims this is for strictly to monitor citizens to reduce the crime. Albert Ericson thinks this is humbug ' Think about it! first she clones us and uses our clones as her private food, then she makes the beutifull sirens to a deliquesy, this is must be some way to keep us organised like a shelf in a wallmart! '. We asked one of the newly arrived vampires here, Jessie ' I think this tagging is a good idea, since then we can see through who is a vampire, criminal, ordinairy human and a clone. It could belike in other countrys where we vampires had to hide ourselfs and kill every human we have drinked from. This is a beutifull cooperation between humans and vampires. ' .
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Daggertooth frees up youthful indecision.
The people cheered in the street today as Daggertooth passed a law stating that all marriages will now be arranged by the government. 'No more struggles on the dating scene, this will save me lots of time and money!' said passing moterist jimmie joe bob. Once again Daggertooth has shown that his wisdom will prevail.
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Fighting Forces Free Frightened Feline
The Defensive forces of The Most Serene Republic of Daggertooth took a break from combat simulations and war games today to save a cat stuck in a tree. "We had team gamma surrounded when I heard a small mewing sound in a nearby," Said 13 year old private Johnson. "Pretty soon we had the tree surrounded by three platoons with a fourth heading to get a ladder. The poor thing was scared to death." The adorable kitten was retrieved without harm and was soon adopted by a recently married couple who dubbed the kitten lucky. Thus a happy ending of for one of the smaller citizens of the Serene Republic
The Defensive forces of The Most Serene Republic of Daggertooth took a break from combat simulations and war games today to save a cat stuck in a tree. "We had team gamma surrounded when I heard a small mewing sound in a nearby," Said 13 year old private Johnson. "Pretty soon we had the tree surrounded by three platoons with a fourth heading to get a ladder. The poor thing was scared to death." The adorable kitten was retrieved without harm and was soon adopted by a recently married couple who dubbed the kitten lucky. Thus a happy ending of for one of the smaller citizens of the Serene Republic
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Ecology Undead?
Recently several neighboring nations around The VII have reported large amounts of exotic and undead animals poring into the neighboring regions and eating people.
The VII, recently engaged in an unofficial civil war, has deforested large amounts of land through both military actions and economic interests. Further some factions have taken to turning large parts of the wild life into undead as chaos makers.
Nei Fang, spokesman for the VII's Sepher Faction claimed this was not the fault of The VII but rather due to ecological changes brought on by the destructive policies of its neighbors.
"...they have filled out sky with acid rain, are ground with undead corpses, and seas with those little blue gill fish. With all this it is only natural that animal behavior patterns would change as well. You can hardly blame this on The VII or at lest the Sepher in any case."
However the Qar'van of the Arch-Movement painted a different picture.
"The Sepher have turned this once great land into a hell hole. Now that it is finally spilling over the boarder people are starting to take notice. The international community need to get involved here. It is only going to get worse as fighting intensifies. Something big is coming. No, I mean literally. I think its a hydra! It coming arou...ARRRRG!"
The hydra added.
"Mmmmm tastes like human. Hhiiiss share, share!"
While a recent victim of the transient undead violence said.
"Braaaaaaaaaaaaainsss." Which his lawyer later explained was a protest over the stupidity of this conflict and that the great minds of our time need to get together and start making real solutions if there is ever going to be real prosperity.
It is an ugly situation, but who is to blame? That is up to your, the public, & pending law suits to decide.
-Dirk Phoenix, Reporter at the Five to Midnight News.
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Archeological gold mine
Recently in the states of Zolah they have found a old remains of a temple from their lands youth, its apparently quite old but furher investigations to determine its age is under progress. the archologist Devi Anne Aurth thinks this is a new break through ' This is the first findings of an old religion or matter of fact building we ever seen here in Zolah, this is a fantastic thing we have to share with our familys and tourists. a great experiance! we have even started tours through the exevision(?) site ' apparently the temple was made for a god named the unamed god, this is truly an intresting founding here.