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Post by Dundee on Apr 16, 2006 21:13:20 GMT -5
So I was talking with my mom, and she was talking about how blood traveled. She said that red cells carried oxygen, sure and all that, but blue cells carry carbon dioxide. So I asked her, "So if blood is carbonated, why, when a person jump up and down, their blood doesn't fizz up and explode?" We laughed at that, and then my mom said that the reason the blood doesn't fizz up is because there isn't enough carbon dioxide. However, it made a hilarious picture, and I thought that it might make for a great product of Soylent Jerky, so here it is. Do you think it could be used?
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Post by Violet on Apr 16, 2006 21:35:26 GMT -5
People pop...I like it
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Post by DarkfireTaimatsu on Apr 16, 2006 21:41:29 GMT -5
Soylent Jerky could also bring new meaning to the term "just a cup of joe"...
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Post by Daggertooth on Apr 16, 2006 21:57:01 GMT -5
Sounds more like an exotic vampiric drink. You'd have to pump extra CO2 in it or else the blood would turn red....don't want that.  |
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Post by Violet on Apr 16, 2006 22:02:11 GMT -5
A little tid bit: Blood in never really blue the hemogloben in the boold sees to that^^ but i suppose we could add food coloring.
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Post by Dundee on Apr 16, 2006 22:09:18 GMT -5
Yeah, remember? The only reason the blood is blue is because it hasn't been in contact with oxygen. If it's going to be a drink, it will either have to be in an airproof container, and that way it's impossible to drink, or it's going to be red. And People Pop is for EVERYBODY.
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Post by Alydos on Apr 16, 2006 23:44:31 GMT -5
No, the veins are blue, blood actually carries oxygen so it would be crazy to think that it isn`t always red. x.x
We could call it "Hawaiians Lunch"
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Post by Daggertooth on Apr 17, 2006 1:00:10 GMT -5
Really? I just figured if you incresed the concentration of CO2 in the blood then there would be no room for oxygen to difuse into the system thus allowing the blood to stay blue despite being in contact with air.
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Post by Karuto on Apr 17, 2006 13:53:56 GMT -5
Just put Charleton Heston in one Soylent Jerky with him being taken away screaming "SOYLENT JERKY IS PEOPLE!! IT'S PEOPLE!" and every demon saying "Duh..."
It'd be classic.
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Post by Dundee on Apr 17, 2006 16:49:10 GMT -5
Heh. Heheheh. GahahahahahaHAHAHHAHAAAAAHAHA!!!! You're right, that would be classic. *smiles and wipes tear from eye* Ahhhhhh...
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Post by Milky the Man on Apr 17, 2006 21:20:16 GMT -5
I like the "cup of Joe" idea! Really, I don't care about the technicalities, Soylent Pop would be awesome.
I wonder what it would be called, though?
Dr. Soylent
People Pop
Soylent Up
Bloke-a-Cola
Root Blood
Bite
You know, that type of stuff.
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Post by DarkfireTaimatsu on Apr 17, 2006 21:46:45 GMT -5
Sure! Every blender has a "liquify" button. =3
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Post by Violet on Apr 17, 2006 21:51:57 GMT -5
Blood in never blue...Wooooo I like Bite and People pop for names, the others seem a bit to clechey.
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Post by DarkfireTaimatsu on Apr 17, 2006 21:59:36 GMT -5
Technically, blood can be blue. It's blue in several species of crabs and lobster, as well as some slugs and snails. It's because they have copper in the blood instead of iron, which rusts to a bluish hue when it meets the air. Cockroaches and other insects usually have clear or white blood because they have no metal in it at all. Any red blood in a smashed insect is from another creature (mosquitos and horseflies, for example).
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Post by Violet on Apr 19, 2006 11:10:27 GMT -5
I'm taking about human blood which is the primarey product of Soylent Jerky a subsidiary of CTV. HA marketing plug!!
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Post by Milky the Man on Apr 23, 2006 23:49:31 GMT -5
Hey, another idea!
Howabout Bone Dry Bread?
Basically, they grind people's bones, and make bread! Sound fun?
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Post by DarkfireTaimatsu on Apr 24, 2006 0:09:19 GMT -5
Doesn't that only work on Englishmen? =3
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Post by Daggertooth on Apr 25, 2006 19:42:02 GMT -5
Ah there are some connoisseur who will argue that the only real bone bread is from an Englishman. It actually wins all the local awards, but they are very biased. It's largely based on the memory of the inventor. Met with some tragic accident a while ago, something about peas or beans, you know how tragedy brings on sympathizers and supporters. If you ask me his wife has been milking the whole affair. Very uncouth.
Daggertooth
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Post by Shippo_no_Neko on Apr 28, 2006 14:37:22 GMT -5
What if the cereal bunny and soylent got together, same cereal, just with a special suprise inside! Ex: Small bunny demon hoding gory object, "Look, mommy! I got a large intestine!"
(Thanks to EEN for the Bunny and Soylent people teaming up >.> *gives credit*)
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Post by Milky the Man on Apr 28, 2006 23:20:30 GMT -5
Well, SJ could come up with their own cereal! Like, Soylent as the Grave...OH'S!
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Post by Shippo_no_Neko on Apr 29, 2006 17:13:22 GMT -5
People-os?
Corps-os?
Dead people-loops xD?
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Post by Milky the Man on May 3, 2006 19:20:49 GMT -5
Slice-Crispies?
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