Augen
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When God closes a door, he opens another door, which is guarded by vicious ogres.
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Post by Augen on Jun 23, 2006 10:21:44 GMT -5
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Post by Daggertooth on Jul 2, 2006 5:38:58 GMT -5
Human Hunting Laws Under Dispute
The Issue The fierce debate on Human hunting in Daggertooth has been brought to your attention after vociferous supporters of both sides of the argument stormed your parliament.
The Debate "Human hunting is a cruel and horrible 'sport' for the wealthy," says Miranda Clinton of the 'Protect Anything Cute and Furry Society'. "How can you possibly justify it? Oh, they witter on about 'tradition' and 'pest control' and other such nonsense, but really we all know it's because these sadists love to torture poor, innocent animals! Hunting must be banned!" [Accept]
"Banning Human hunting would be the end for centuries of tradition!" wails esteemed aristocrat Thomas Utopia from atop his steed. "The thrill of the chase, the baying of the hounds, the Human scooting through the undergrowth - it would be a travesty! We provide much needed stimulus to the local tourism, and you can't deny that Humans are pests - killing farmers' livestock for example! I propose that Human hunting be encouraged, for the cultural - and economic - benefit of the nation!" [Accept]
"Well, you know what I think?" asks Falala Longbottom, while helping to assemble a small trebuchet. "I reckon that the real issue about this sport is the cruelty aspect, and no-one can deny that sending a pack of dogs to tear apart a poor, innocent Human is cruel. I reckon we should just ban hunting with hounds and only allow kinder and more instantly lethal methods like guns, tranquillisers, and cruise missiles." [Accept]
"I'm firmly against the slaughter of dumb animals," says Prudence McGuffin, while feeding an infant Human with a milk bottle. "It would be best if the animals didn't die, and hunters could still do what they love to do - how about instead of shooting them or sending vicious canines after them, the hunter runs up to his quarry and gives it a symbolic 'tap' with his hand? Now isn't that much nicer for everyone?" [Accept]
I just can't think logicaly when things like this crop up...I just laugh to hard.
Daggertooth
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Post by RyokoDragonez on Jul 2, 2006 14:01:49 GMT -5
Encourage it~! *Rolls around laughing* That's brilliant, Daggertooth. I love your animal XD
On a side note. Congratulations to Momo for having the least devout nation in CTV.
--- Ryoko Dragonez
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Post by Momo on Jul 4, 2006 14:44:30 GMT -5
Thank you, thank you. I do try and stamp out the scourge of religion in my nation wherever it may crop up. I do hope I got them all... Disclaimer: Not serious. Kinda.
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Post by Daggertooth on Jul 18, 2006 10:20:46 GMT -5
The Issue Angry farmers have taken to the streets demanding the government to act after reported sightings of strange Human-like dogs eating all the crops in fields. The Debate "This unholy union should never have taken place to begin with," comments Billy-Bob Hamilton, an angry farmer. "The Human was never meant to mate with a dog! They eat my crops, they attack my livestock and they're breeding so quickly they're swamping the environment! We can't make a living like this! You've got to give us the funds and manpower to shoot anything that comes within a mile of our property and put an end to these freaks of nature! We must wipe these creatures out now or before you know it all we'll be eating is fish." [Accept] "We can't just destroy these creatures!" exclaimed Fleur Hanover, owner of Daggertooth's biggest safari park. "They may look ugly to you, but I think they're just beautiful. We need to study them and understand them; think of what we could learn! These wonderful beasts may be a little harmful to the environment, but think of the people who will flock to see them! It would be an educational experience! Think of the money!" [Accept] "We could always just kill off all the dogs," Chastity Mistletoe of the "Keep The Species Pure" foundation whispers to you in a conversation. "The Human is one of the many things our country is famous for; any perversion of its image reflects upon us all! We can't have their image spoilt by these ugly abominations! Just get the police to go around and kill them all and we can rest easy knowing our countryside is safe! [Accept] So yeah....thats um...a bit disturbing. odd that a conversation at work went this way today. Never considered it to tell the truth. Daggertooth
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Post by Seth Asathi on Jul 18, 2006 16:37:32 GMT -5
That's.... disturbing....
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Duke
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Post by Duke on Jul 3, 2007 8:03:11 GMT -5
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