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Post by Seth Asathi on May 11, 2006 13:30:54 GMT -5
While you're waiting for your dungeon to be built, I have a couple of sweat shops that need more slaves. I'll trade you some shoes for your would-be prisoners!
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Post by Daggertooth on May 11, 2006 21:38:29 GMT -5
The Issue Far-right-wing Nazi supporters plan to stage a rally in the city center tomorrow, giving voice to their violent, racist views.
The Debate "Frankly, I'm appalled that the government can even consider allowing this travesty to go ahead," says prominent Jewish personality Freddy Mombota. "We can't let these animals broadcast their message of hate. Surely Daggertooth is too civilized for that."
(((Well it actualy doesn't matter to me if it was a "Nazi rally" or a "we love puppies" campain. Restricting freedom of speach sounds like a good idea. It removes vocal desent from the public and increases overall moral. So I agree, Somethings...maybe most things...should not be allowed a public forum.)))
"It's exactly because we're civilized that we must let the demonstration proceed," says free speech campaigner Melbourne Summers. "We may not like what they have to say, but in this society, people have the right to argue whatever political view they want, no matter how hateful, selfish, or stupid it is."
(((Yes yes yes, people have the right to argue whatever political view they want. Doesn't change the fact that its against the law and will encure life on a prison chaingang. Which, incidently, is where your going)))
Ah Absolute freedom....makes life so much better.
Daggertooth
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Post by Milky the Man on May 12, 2006 0:44:14 GMT -5
I never get any good Issues! *pout*
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Post by Seth Asathi on May 12, 2006 2:20:47 GMT -5
change your settings to get two a day. Maybe that helps?
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Post by Daggertooth on May 12, 2006 6:12:33 GMT -5
"These days, anyone says whatever they want with no regard to what kind of dribble is coming out of their mouths!" says angry commuter Charles Broadside. "It's gone too far. We should go back to the good old days, when if someone started talking garbage, we'd smack them one."
(((Well I'm more of a progressive thinker. Progressing to the point where Free speech is all one minded. If I need to take a step back for a leap forward....well it might be worth it.)))
"We need more free speech, not less," argues civil rights campaigner Jack Barry. "Free speech allows ideas to be explored, challenged, and discussed in a productive, open forum. It teaches our kids to be critical thinkers. And dirty words, of course, but that's just the price you pay." (((You've always had free speech. I'm not taking that away. I'm just trying to make that free speech say what I want it to say.)))
"The right to free speech is a central tenet of our system of democracy," says religious leader Calvin Utopia. "But surely the right to not have your religious beliefs mocked by others is worth something, too? We mustn't put up with intolerance!" (((Sorry buddy, the right to mock other religions follows the idea of free speech. But not to worry, once everyone thinks the same you wont have to worry about anything)))
Ah and now everyone is happy? Right? See...no shouts of protest.
Protester: "Down with Daggertooth"
*Bang* Daggertooth: See, no protests.
Just kidding all. I wouldn't shoot one of my precious resources. Not when I have a chaingang force to populate. Gotta try to compete with Seth's sweat shops.
Daggertooth
Edit: New Issue
"There's a simple solution," says Pastor Felix, of the Catholic Church. "Divorce should be illegal. 'For better or worse,' anyone remember how that goes? We should return to the good old days, when you got married for life and stuck by your partner no matter how much of a drunken, abusive, adulterating disappointment they turned out to be." (((Maybe. It would help the marriage rate. I'm trying to think what would be the best way increase my population and forcing those who dislike each other to stay together doesn't seem helpful.)))
John Black, author of the hit book, 'Men are from Mars, Women are from Some Whole Other Place,' has a simpler solution. "If couples would just call each other 'darling' once in a while, there would be far fewer relationship breakdowns. A little affection is all it takes. So the government should make it mandatory: call your spouse 'darling' at least once a day, or face a fine." (((Hmmm.....I could use more money from a random fine. But I would have to enforce it....which really wouldn't be that hard. The word would lose all meaning if it was required. Probably end up as slang for something dirty in the future.
"There's a simple way to boost the marriage rate," says gay rights activist Tobias Wong. "Abolish those arcane laws that discriminate against same-sex marriages. It's obscene to treat people differently because of their sexual preference. Besides, everyone knows gay relationships are more stable than straight ones." (((Now hows this suppose to help my population grow? How will this benefit me at all? I don't like the idea of my government saying that gay relationships are more stable than straight ones.)))
Grrr....wheres the option to ban marriage for everyone? What a waste of an issue.
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Post by Wolfy on May 12, 2006 8:10:17 GMT -5
It's time for the government to hire a new religious advisor. Your people have narrowed down the candidates to:
The Debate Catholic Archbishop Freddy du Pont: boasts an excellent track record, having rapidly increased church attendances in his constituencies through the "Reaching God Through Guilt" program. Seen as a solid choice.
(guilt, huh? what is this "guilt" of which you speak?)
New Age thinker Buffy Fellow: a left-field candidate with some radical ideas. "For me, it's not about the name of your religion. It's about discovering your spirituality in whatever guise that takes. Some people call that a cult: I call it taking spirituality to the people."
(Hmmmm...taking your spirituality to the people...I like it...)
Finally, there's Alexei Rubin. "If I am awarded the appointment, I will immediately resign," the ex-schoolteacher has declared. "Because, frankly, God is a big load of hokey. I'll be doing everyone a favor by just shutting up about it."
(...good. you can start by shutting up now.)
It's time for the government to allocate spending for the coming year, and as always, special interest groups are keen to have their say.
The Debate "The state of the education system is, in many areas, simply frightful," says Teachers Union leader Stephanie Thiesen. "And even where we are doing well, we could do better. I appeal to the authorities for a substantial boost in funding. Remember, the children are our future." (*sigh* I gave them the choice where they wanted their tax Charbys to go. DOn't blame me if they don't choose education.)
"We won't have a future unless we improve police numbers and rebuild the military," says General Chastity Barry. "Oh, it's all well and good to have your fancy education and your nice cars, until some tinpot dictatorship decides to invade. And don't pretend like there aren't any of them in our region. Our number one priority has to be security." (...hmmmm...)
"Education is nice, but Health and Social Welfare are more important," says celebrity social worker Freddy Winters. "This is where the people who really need government help are: the marginalized of our society. If we don't help them, what kind of a nation are we?" (....hmmm....)
"Hey, I've got a crazy idea," says noted libertarian and bird-watcher Gregory Gutenberg. "How about the government stops taking so much tax from people? Give us a tax cut and we'll buy the things we need ourselves. People need to be weaned off the government teat!"
(...no. I need the money for a new dungeon.)
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Post by Daggertooth on May 12, 2006 10:12:53 GMT -5
How does a nation with -Excelent- political freedoms, where Voting is voluntary, and the tenet of free speech is held dear possibly rank as number one with the most apathetic citizens?
No, I'm not jealous. Besides, it's not that my citizens don't care. They simply know that their government knows best and do not wish to get in the way. There was no option for that in the UN poll. Once again the Corrupt UN has given a biased and incorrect light in all this.
Daggertooth
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Post by shadow1798 on May 12, 2006 10:35:24 GMT -5
The Issue Prospecting company Nukes4U has uncovered a large uranium deposit in Akarin's south-west.
The Debate "This is a terrific find!" claims Nukes4U CEO Jennifer Hendrikson. "It will provide an enormous stimulus to our economy and create thousands of new jobs. It's win-win! All we need from the government is permission to bulldoze the rainforest that's on top of the deposit." [Accept]
"You've got to be kidding," says Green politician Aaron Johnson. "This rainforest is thousands of years old! This country needs more environmental protection, not less. And to destroy the environment in order to mine uranium that then goes into nuclear bombs--well, that really sticks in my craw."
This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.
"There's no need for an either-or decision," says the government's Minister for Mining, Clear-Felling, and the Environment. "We can preserve most of the rainforest and allow mining of a small part. After all, think of all the good that the money from this uranium deposit can bring to Akarin." [Accept]
Uranium's gonna get us all killed. Let it rot there, I say.
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Post by Seth Asathi on May 12, 2006 11:20:08 GMT -5
Hmm, we must share the same rainforest.
Prospecting company Nukes4U has uncovered a large uranium deposit in Asathi's south-west.
The Debate "This is a terrific find!" claims Nukes4U CEO Steffan Barry. "It will provide an enormous stimulus to our economy and create thousands of new jobs. It's win-win! All we need from the government is permission to bulldoze the rainforest that's on top of the deposit."
You have permission to take yourself, and your family to the new sweatshop. You, and your family, which have already been picked up, will be making all manner of glass products. I wonder who will lose an eye or a limb to molten glass first.... GUARDS, REMOVE THIS SCUM!
"You've got to be kidding," says Green politician Bianca Steele. "This rainforest is thousands of years old! This country needs more environmental protection, not less. And to destroy the environment in order to mine uranium that then goes into nuclear bombs--well, that really sticks in my craw."
You know, you're right. We do need more environmental protection. Congratulations on your decision to join the army. Assuming you survive basic training, you will be deployed to patrol the rainforest, where you will probably get bitten by something poisonous. Still, it beats the glass-works.
"There's no need for an either-or decision," says the government's Minister for Mining, Clear-Felling, and the Environment. "We can preserve most of the rainforest and allow mining of a small part. After all, think of all the good that the money from this uranium deposit can bring to Asathi."
I tell you what, I'll give you a chance to do some good for my country. I'll give you a shovel, and you can start digging. How's that work for you? *snap* Guards, give this man a shovel, and drop him off in the quarry. Inform the guards there that if he tries to leave, I want them to make an example of him.
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Post by Milky the Man on May 12, 2006 23:09:19 GMT -5
I was apalled at this issue.
In a bid to provide a new revenue stream for Tamias Minor's Beef-Based Agriculture industry, it has been suggested that chipmunks could be added to the menu.
The Debate "The fact is, the chipmunk population is out of control," says Beef-Based Agriculture spokesperson Zeke Steele. "We have to do something about them anyway, so why not market them as tasty snacks? We could have chipmunk kebabs, chipmunk pies, chipmunk-on-a-sticks--the possibilities are endless! Let's not pass up this golden opportunity to provide a feast, if you will, for our economy." [Accept]
((( ... Guards, neuter this man, and then throw him in a pack of hungry babies!)))
"I agree that something needs to be done about chipmunk over-population," says random passer-by Tobias Licorish, "but eating them? That's kind of gross. Let's just shoot the ones we have to and shovel their bodies into ditches like normal." [Accept]
(((With you, I shall make a carpet, and string your remains up on the Yardarm!)))
"I am shocked and appalled!" declared SPCA President Peggy McAlpin. "If anyone needs to be culled, it's us humans. The chipmunks were here first, remember? We need to take this as a sign to get our industry--agriculture in particular--to back off. The chipmunk is part of what makes Tamias Minor a great nation!"
This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.
(((This guy is obviously weird. I think he's an immigrant, cuz I don't allow humans to live without permit in any of Tamias's lands. But that's a different charge, I like what he's saying. Less barBARIC!)))
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Post by EEN on May 13, 2006 1:38:02 GMT -5
Just tossing this out here if anyone is interested. I'm running my Nation State "The VII" based on interactions with other countries rather then my personal preferences and heavily RPing the small nation. I picked the countries starting options randomly.
Right now the Nation of VII just short of open civil war. If you want to contact VII and support one of their factions or otherwise RP meddling in their internal affairs you can effect what sort who comes to power in VII. Keep in mind if you RP poorly your faction might loose and the government of VII might have it out for you. I'll give out more info or start a VII thread if anyone is actually interested in RPing with me.
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Post by Seth Asathi on May 13, 2006 2:34:16 GMT -5
You can count me in.
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Post by Daggertooth on May 13, 2006 5:10:44 GMT -5
Well if anyone else is interested in the prospects of RPing these nations then go to the RP thread and post your nation in the nation headquarters.A few of us have already roleplayed a little bit of the history of the region and there is a tentative placement going on. An example is that The Serene Republic borders Gaea Genesis. Some political issues have even been created by roleplaying the backstory with other nations. There is alot of potential here. So far only five people have posted in the RP thread. Daggertooth Edit: "We are the backbone of this country, and we demand a fair wage rise!" says union leader Larry Dredd. "I don't think a 20% increase over two years is too much to ask. Unless the government forces employers to give us our due, we'll shut this whole industry down! Let's see how well Daggertooth's economy manages without any Uranium Mining, huh? (((Right, and reward you for rebellious behavior? If you can't handle authority in the workplace then how can I expect you to obey the laws of the land?))) "We pay our employees very generous wages," says employer representative Pip Spirit. "Especially when you consider that without us, they'd be OUT ON THE STREET. Hear that, you scumbags? OUT ON THE STREET! Anyway, my point is, if you cave in, you make our entire industry uncompetitive. You can't do that in the global marketplace. It'll hurt the whole country. The best solution, economically speaking, would be to relax industrial laws and allow us to fire troublemakers on the spot." (((And start allowing big buiness to get a foot hold to manipulate my political decisions? I think Not!))) What? No option 3? Bah!
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Post by Wolfy on May 13, 2006 9:00:37 GMT -5
Far-right-wing Nazi supporters plan to stage a rally in the city center tomorrow, giving voice to their violent, racist views.
The Debate "Frankly, I'm appalled that the government can even consider allowing this travesty to go ahead," says prominent Jewish personality Chastity Rubin. "We can't let these animals broadcast their message of hate. Surely Wolfchild is too civilized for that." (Naw..I just like opressing free speech)
"It's exactly because we're civilized that we must let the demonstration proceed," says free speech campaigner Chastity Christmas. "We may not like what they have to say, but in this society, people have the right to argue whatever political view they want, no matter how hateful, selfish, or stupid it is." (as I said before...I don't need foul mouthed brats telling me how to run my country. *snap* Guards! TO the dungeon with him!)
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Post by Scarecrow on May 13, 2006 19:09:57 GMT -5
Er.. How exactly do I join the CtV region? I'm confused...
EDIT: Never mind! I have figured it out. ^^
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Post by Daggertooth on May 18, 2006 2:38:25 GMT -5
I'm sorry....I tried really....but I just couldn't help myself...
In a bid to provide a new revenue stream for Daggertooth's Beef-Based Agriculture industry, it has been suggested that Humans could be added to the menu.
The Debate "The fact is, the Human population is out of control," says Beef-Based Agriculture spokesperson Dave Spirit. "We have to do something about them anyway, so why not market them as tasty snacks? We could have Human kebabs, Human pies, Human-on-a-sticks--the possibilities are endless! Let's not pass up this golden opportunity to provide a feast, if you will, for our economy." ((((Hmmm.....yeah, that would be a good use for our increasing inmate system.)))
"I agree that something needs to be done about Human over-population," says random passer-by Charles Bush, "but eating them? That's kind of gross. Let's just shoot the ones we have to and shovel their bodies into ditches like normal." (((Um....well, now we're getting a little macabre)))
"I am shocked and appalled!" declared SPCA President Randy Silk. "If anyone needs to be culled, it's us humans. The Humans were here first, remember? We need to take this as a sign to get our industry--agriculture in particular--to back off. The Human is part of what makes Daggertooth a great nation!" (((your really confusing me)))
So basicaly everyone is saying that I need to cull the humans in one way or another. Fine....
Of course I would hate to give any support to buisness....but then I do believe that the agriculture industry is all government owned anyway. I could use the economic boost. Hurrah for solving global overpopulation.
Daggertooth
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Post by Zolah on May 18, 2006 5:23:57 GMT -5
we wouldnt mind that option ^w^
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Post by Milky the Man on May 18, 2006 17:20:45 GMT -5
AHAHAHAHA! Daggertooth, you chose the BEST national animal ever!
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Post by Daggertooth on May 20, 2006 16:56:28 GMT -5
Thanks. I actualy changed the animal to fit the vote. I couldn't help myself, it just worked.
This ones a tough one for me.
Certain shadowy ministerial figures have proposed government monitoring of individual internet usage.
The Debate "In these days of terror and uncertainty, it's exactly what we need," says Gregory Dodinas, signing an arrest warrant. "Every pervert, terrorist, bomb-building maniac and anti-government idiot is currently online. I'm not saying that we should block citizens from seeing it, but let's also watch who's seeking it out. This will give our law enforcement officers the chance to prevent crimes before they happen. If you've done nothing wrong, you've got nothing to hide." (((I would love to moniter who watches what, where, and when. Allowing for the freedome to browse the internet but punishing those who misuse that freedom)))
"Well, I AM saying we should block out that filth," says a man in a dark hat, stepping from the shadows. "If people want to use the internet, they can view our government-approved sites. Those are swell." (((Now this is good, but Its more blocking out people and not watching them. Still very good, not sure if I should choose this one)))
Privacy activist Tobias Steele is outraged, as usual. "Tyranny is the natural result of limiting information! Someone, somewhere, will always find something offensive -- mimes for example. Those scare the hell out of me. But should we ban them? No! Free the internet! We have nothing to fear from free information but pop-up advertising!" (((um...no)))
Daggertooth
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Post by Eclectic Replicant on May 20, 2006 18:06:11 GMT -5
Just keep in mind the rights of you people.
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Post by Wolfy on May 20, 2006 18:07:39 GMT -5
pffft *bursts out laughing* That was good one, Red. ... ... ... Wait, were you serious?
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Post by Eclectic Replicant on May 20, 2006 18:14:47 GMT -5
Of course i am.
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Post by Wolfy on May 20, 2006 18:17:59 GMT -5
Oh. Well, in that case... *laughs even harder*
oh, you know I'm just teasing. ^_^
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Post by Daggertooth on May 21, 2006 11:57:26 GMT -5
Looks like I have a baseball team going......but we'll call it a soccer team since that wasn't an option. I like soccer better than baseball anyway. We can get a regional cup going. :-p
Daggertooth
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Post by Zolah on May 21, 2006 12:30:13 GMT -5
Maybe something to put into the papers?
make funneh story bout ^^
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Post by Milky the Man on May 23, 2006 21:22:33 GMT -5
The Issue Tamias Minor's industries have an ever-growing amount of toxic wastes to dispose of, and doing so in safe ways is becoming prohibitively expensive, leading a group of lobbyists to try and pressure the government into changing existing disposal laws.
The Debate "These waste dumping laws are destroying our businesses!" rants Chastity Chicago, head of the Tamias Minor Bigger Business Bureau. "We need cheaper ways to eliminate industrial by-products, which really aren't as harmful as people think, such as pouring them into rivers or deep ocean ravines where they're harmless to us. Let's remember that the products we manufacture make your life easier and more fun!"
(((Yes, let's! Why don't we rename the river over there the 'piss river' or call the ocean The North Toxic Ocean. I'm sure life would be so much more fun then. So, that's a NO. )))
"A better way to deal with this problem is to convince the public it isn't a problem at all," whispers Calvin Summers, head of Scamcorp, an industrial think tank. "Fudge some research, declare that the chemical by-products from industrial processing and production actually make one's teeth and bones healthier. Then, sell them to municipalities to add to their drinking water! Yes! This will not only save us the trouble of disposing of the waste correctly, we'll be able to sell it at a profit! I can taste the money already!"
(((Maybe it's my ears, but I could have sworn I heard the lynching party coming this way! Basically, you're saying: Put toxic waste in our food, and tell us that it's good for us? And then ask us to pay you for feeding us toxic waste? Is this the message we're sending to the babies? I don't think so, Mr. Summers.)))
"These corrupt, money-hungry corporations are only looking out for themselves and their bottom line!" says Dave Jones, an environmentalist from northern Tamias Minor. "The government needs to enact stricter laws for how these companies can dump their waste safely, and when they poison Tamias Minor's people and environment, the government needs the authority and manpower to enforce harsh penalties! These companies make their messes, they should pay to clean them up!"
(((Good Idea. I mean, they were supposed to clean up after their messes in kindergarden, right?)))
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Post by Daggertooth on Jun 1, 2006 2:45:43 GMT -5
Its just too funny.....but then I'm already eating them....why couldn't I simply make them a required part of your daily breakfast?
When Humans Attack!
The Issue After several reports of pet Humans violently attacking, injuring, and even killing citizens, there has been growing pressure from public safety activists for the government to take action.
The Debate "These creatures are a danger to the public and must be destroyed!" says Naki Barry, representative of the Public Institution for Social Safety, Equality, and Direction. "I was attacked by one just on the way here and I nearly lost my life! They're a public menace. We must shoot and burn them!" [Accept]
"Why punish the poor things?" asks animal-lover Akira Summers, covered in scars from previous encounters with Humans. "All they need is good hands to care and rehabilitate them. We need a government education programme to tame them and turn them into loveable pets. The one I'm holding right now shows that it can be done. They are all good, kind creatures deep d- argh!" [Accept]
"I agree that we shouldn't kill them," says Zeke Steele, a famous lawyer. "But I don't think the owner should get away with breaking the law! This is clearly a case of 'intent to greviously harm' if I ever saw it. All citizens should be held accountable of their pet's actions as if they had done the act themselves. It's the only way to be fair - after all, they're just dumb animals." [Accept]
"Who cares!?" screams Samuel Jong-Il as he sends out his pirate radio station broadcast. "Just repeal any laws preventing us from shooting the things when they attack and we'll be able to save ourselves without this stupid, authoritarian, overbearing government and legal system wasting our tax money!" [Accept]
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Post by Milky the Man on Jun 3, 2006 16:05:50 GMT -5
Yet again, BEST ANIMAL EVAR!
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Post by Wolfy on Jun 17, 2006 11:43:09 GMT -5
The Issue The women of Wolfchild are demanding an end to wage discrimination in the workplace.
The Debate "The government must put a stop to businesses discriminating against women when they apply for a job!" chants Alexei Wu, a ferocious supporter of women's rights. "Did you know that on average men in Wolfchild earn four times the amount that women do for doing the same job?! For too long has the female race been discriminated against in our society due to their sex! We demand equal wages, equal opportunities, and equal respect for women and we demand them now!"
Hmmm...you raise a valid point...
"Hey, my business is treading a thin enough profit margin as it is," complains Thomas Longbottom, CEO of Heavy Lifting Incorporated. "Women just aren't as good as men at certain jobs, it's a probably proven fact! Take firefighting - if you were dying from smoke inhalation and collapsed on the floor unable to move, who would you prefer to attempt to rescue you? A man with superior muscular strength or some weakling female? Go on, you decide. Let the businesses decide what they pay and who they pay it to - after all, the economy depends on us."
....not this economy. Guards!! This fool has voluteered to inspect the stonework in the dungeons...for life.
"Hah! Our society is getting far too soft!" rages Miranda Jones, a staunch male chauvinist. "Whatever happened to the days when a man could go back home to find his good lady wife with his tea ready and his slippers warm? I've heard that some men even have to cook and clean for themselves! Let us return to the days when it was just the men who went out to bring home the bacon! A brand new golden age!"
*ahem*...you do realize that you are ruled by a woman, yes? No? ...idiot. Guards? Have this man join his friend....
"Personally I think things went wrong as soon as women got labelled as the 'fairer' sex," interrupts Catherine Gratwick, author of the best-selling novel 'Gynaecocracy For Beginners'. "We're strong, we're willing - and we're just plain better than men. See what a state the world is in when they're in charge? I propose that all the men should stay home and be househusbands whilst the women go out to work and earn the wage packet!"
Hmmm.... you also raise a valid point, however... I do not think that would be benifical to my plans for this nation...
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Post by Wolfy on Jun 20, 2006 14:32:40 GMT -5
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