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Post by Odin on Mar 19, 2011 1:13:45 GMT -5
The objective of this game is very simple. Come up Insane troll logic. Insane Troll Logic As defined by TVTropes LinkExample: "Sure, the prosecution has presented a lot of "evidence" that my client killed her husband. But, if she were really guilty, wouldn't she not want to get caught? If she didn't want to get caught, why would she leave any evidence? Their own argument defeats itself!" |
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Post by jetylefr on Mar 19, 2011 11:18:18 GMT -5
let's give it a shot then.
Trolls believe that raw flesh is good for you. This is because it is delicious, and if something feels good, it must make you feel good instead of making you feel bad. They also believe that beer has a short expiration date, but only once consumed... for the same reasons.
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Post by Odin on Mar 20, 2011 7:24:12 GMT -5
Money Equals Power.
Power equals camel.
Camel equals five celery sticks.
Five. Quid pro quo.
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Post by the1truesushiboy on Mar 20, 2011 7:32:10 GMT -5
Cotton candy is good for you, 'cause cotton comes from a plant and vegetables are plants and vegetables are good for you.
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Post by jetylefr on Mar 20, 2011 7:41:08 GMT -5
old ladies are ugly, because they've been out in the sun too long. (about 80 years too long) Just like when you leave food out in the sun too long. (old ladies are food)
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Post by Odin on Mar 20, 2011 13:22:22 GMT -5
The world is a cruel and vindictive place because of care bears. Whenever their magical cloud city becomes low on it's power source, caring, care bears come down to earth and make sure people care about each other in a moment that they will likely soon forget because the care bears don't come back to reinforce their belief. Upon leaving they take the caring and use it to power their city flotation device thus eliminating it from the world.
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Post by jetylefr on Mar 20, 2011 15:28:08 GMT -5
care bears are fuzzy, so they aren't good to eat. Peaches are fuzzy, but are good to eat.
The difference?
One had a cold hard pit inside of it, and the other will tear your face off in your sleep.
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Post by Odin on Mar 20, 2011 20:11:41 GMT -5
This man is employed starbucks and would never do anything he doesn't like. He says he dislikes working at starbucks from this we can conclude that he is not working at starbucks meerly playing around in a way that resembles working and being paid for it. therefore we must fire him for providing excelent customer service while he is not working.
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Post by the1truesushiboy on Mar 20, 2011 20:37:51 GMT -5
Given the phrase "it takes one to know one", we can conclusively prove that there is at least one set of two in which each member is the same. Now, given that everybody recognizes somebody as something, must all be exactly the same.
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Post by jetylefr on Mar 20, 2011 20:42:36 GMT -5
Another man makes comics because he likes reading comics. it can be assumed he will read his own work and like it. he is a narcissist.
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Post by the1truesushiboy on Mar 22, 2011 1:43:33 GMT -5
Since evolution provides species with useful attributes, and one attribute that exists throughout all species is death, death must be an evolutionary advantage. Therefore, if everybody died, we'd all be better off.
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Post by volkodlakmojster on May 24, 2012 4:32:11 GMT -5
troll logic eh? heres all ive found trolls think logically
"Im better than you, you are allways wrong, lets fight nyanyanya you mad bro?"
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