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Post by Deraymou on Jul 17, 2007 3:07:40 GMT -5
Der gophers are destroyed from a second nuclear blast, triggered form the previous one, the now damaged twinkie barrier explodes with horrible, preservative power, and hardens into an indestructable case around your flesh!
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Post by lordofcheese on Jul 21, 2007 18:15:28 GMT -5
The indestructable case does not let in any air, slowly starving your brain of oxygen.
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Post by Angel--of--Music on Jul 21, 2007 20:29:37 GMT -5
It seems the indestructable case isn't that indistructable, and it suddenly dissapers, but soon, an evil chipmunk army comes over yonder.
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Post by ZeroVX on Jul 22, 2007 7:23:47 GMT -5
The chipmunk army is quickly eaten by a pack of werewolves.
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Post by Angel--of--Music on Jul 22, 2007 11:07:24 GMT -5
But soon, the warewolves come after you.
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Post by ZeroVX on Jul 22, 2007 14:57:00 GMT -5
But then I tell them of the vampire clan west of here. Vampires and werewolves don't get along, so they go off to fight them.
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Post by Deraymou on Jul 23, 2007 9:23:13 GMT -5
You get caught in teh crossfire because the vampires and werewolves need to move around excessivley for no apparent combat reasons
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Post by ZeroVX on Jul 23, 2007 10:54:02 GMT -5
I tell them to take it somewhere else before I start pulling out the silver crosses.
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Post by {×ÏÑk§tÊ®88×} on Jul 23, 2007 12:12:48 GMT -5
the werewolves run away,but the vampires are elites.
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Post by ZeroVX on Jul 23, 2007 14:56:52 GMT -5
Well.....uh.....I run. Madly. Like, halfway across the planet.
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Post by Angel--of--Music on Jul 23, 2007 17:18:41 GMT -5
But then you collaps of tiredness right over the ocean, and start to drown!
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Post by Deraymou on Jul 26, 2007 1:11:33 GMT -5
A whale swallows you before you drown! But Pinnochio is still inside! he charges you with a knife, intent on skinning you and making you into a suit so he can feel like a real boy
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Post by Angel--of--Music on Jul 26, 2007 16:52:26 GMT -5
I pull out a chainsaw and slice him to bits.
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Post by lordofcheese on Jul 27, 2007 16:43:46 GMT -5
He was wooden! The bits splinter you horribly and begin to move toward your heart as Pinnochio starts to reform.
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Post by Angel--of--Music on Jul 27, 2007 18:53:15 GMT -5
I madly pull the splinters out, but as it looks like it's too late, and angel comes down and saves me from the whale, sticking me in what looks like somewhere in Europe.
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Post by Deraymou on Jul 27, 2007 18:54:17 GMT -5
I devour Pinnochio's soul, rending the wooden splinters to be just that. I sit idly and pull the splinters out, wondering exactly how I'm going to escape
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Post by lordofcheese on Jul 28, 2007 16:19:01 GMT -5
You find and put on a random pair on europian ledehosen. People notice and begin to laugh as you approch the death-by-embarrassment threshold.
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Post by Angel--of--Music on Jul 28, 2007 22:43:59 GMT -5
I realize that this is pathetic, so I qucikly change into something else.
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Post by lordofcheese on Jul 28, 2007 23:53:09 GMT -5
You have just changed into a pair of jeans woven from live electric wiring.
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Post by Angel--of--Music on Jul 29, 2007 8:30:50 GMT -5
I start to get electricuted, but I decide to just run around nude. Embarisment is better than death, no?
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Post by lordofcheese on Jul 29, 2007 16:13:38 GMT -5
Several wrinkled, old nudist men invite you to join their colony. A fate far worse than any ordinary death.
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Post by ZeroVX on Jul 29, 2007 16:17:40 GMT -5
Suddenly, a heroic Robin-Hood-esque character swoops in and saves her.
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Post by lordofcheese on Jul 29, 2007 16:26:45 GMT -5
He suddenly drops her when he realizes that Maid Marian is watching him swooping about with a nude lady.
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Post by Angel--of--Music on Jul 30, 2007 18:44:33 GMT -5
My guardian angel magically poofs me some clothes to wear and saves me in the process, droping me in the middle of Kellwood Forrest.
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Post by ogrefairy on Aug 5, 2007 19:12:20 GMT -5
Charby is hungry when you conveniently drop down in front of him.
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Post by Angel--of--Music on Aug 5, 2007 20:58:43 GMT -5
But he uses self control and runs off to eat something else.
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Post by ogrefairy on Aug 6, 2007 9:35:11 GMT -5
You landed on one of the Rose sisters. They are now intent on killing you.
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Post by Angel--of--Music on Aug 6, 2007 11:21:16 GMT -5
I pull out a huge gun and shoot them all down.
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Post by ogrefairy on Aug 6, 2007 11:32:47 GMT -5
Blain sees you and recruits you to be a hunter but on your first mission a vampire bites you.
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Post by Angel--of--Music on Aug 6, 2007 11:49:49 GMT -5
I survive, and amazingly I'm now an Elite! (this game is getting harder )
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