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Jan 30, 2006 18:52:24 GMT -5
Post by kioushan on Jan 30, 2006 18:52:24 GMT -5
It's a really ridiculous game but I quite like it so I thought that I'd bring it to this Forum. It goes a bit like this: Kiou: I'm kioushan, I win because I annoy youse to death Person1: I'm charby, I win because I kill you with my awesomeness. Person2: I'm a silver bullet, I win because I got shot into you. And so on.
If you didn't understand the demonstration, the game is basically you naming something that you think is better than the one above you and the reason why.
Rules: 1. Please no gods! If you were god, you automatically win. Until the atheists come... but still, NO GODS! More rules will be added once I think of them.
Starting sentence: I am a squirel, I win because I have rabies.
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Jan 30, 2006 18:55:33 GMT -5
Post by Dundee on Jan 30, 2006 18:55:33 GMT -5
I am a geek, I win because I have the power of 'imaaaa-ginaaaation'.
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Jan 30, 2006 18:57:55 GMT -5
Post by kioushan on Jan 30, 2006 18:57:55 GMT -5
I'm your computer, I win because I'se blows up in your face
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Jan 30, 2006 20:09:24 GMT -5
Post by RyokoDragonez on Jan 30, 2006 20:09:24 GMT -5
I am your electrical company. I win because you cannot live without power.
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Jan 30, 2006 21:58:06 GMT -5
Post by Momo on Jan 30, 2006 21:58:06 GMT -5
I am the Advertising Agency. I win because without buying these products, no-one will ever like you and you will be un-cool and die alone.
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Jan 30, 2006 22:11:28 GMT -5
Post by Scarecrow on Jan 30, 2006 22:11:28 GMT -5
I'm the media. I win because I spread bad rumors about you and completely ruin your publicity, as well as beat the living bajeezus out of your eardrums with crappy pop garbage.
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Jan 31, 2006 0:15:04 GMT -5
Post by RyokoDragonez on Jan 31, 2006 0:15:04 GMT -5
I am the government. I win because I control the media ^_____^
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Jan 31, 2006 0:32:18 GMT -5
Post by DarkfireTaimatsu on Jan 31, 2006 0:32:18 GMT -5
I am the anarchist. I win because I don't listen to or believe in the government.
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Jan 31, 2006 0:54:15 GMT -5
Post by Momo on Jan 31, 2006 0:54:15 GMT -5
I am Ice Cream. I win because you like Ice Cream. You really like Ice Cream. You love it. Your life is meaningless without Ice Cream.
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Jan 31, 2006 3:03:00 GMT -5
Post by Zolah on Jan 31, 2006 3:03:00 GMT -5
I win cause i am the sun that melts the ice cream
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Jan 31, 2006 5:17:20 GMT -5
Post by RyokoDragonez on Jan 31, 2006 5:17:20 GMT -5
I win because I am the room with a moose. (And now.. I leave you to your... Moosey fate.)
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Jan 31, 2006 5:25:06 GMT -5
Post by Zolah on Jan 31, 2006 5:25:06 GMT -5
I win cause i am to confused to notice the moose o.o
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Jan 31, 2006 5:28:01 GMT -5
Post by RyokoDragonez on Jan 31, 2006 5:28:01 GMT -5
I am a mosquito. And I have just drained your blood. Sanguine-style. I win.
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Jan 31, 2006 5:59:12 GMT -5
Post by Zolah on Jan 31, 2006 5:59:12 GMT -5
I win cause i am a Tummy sickness! o.o
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Jan 31, 2006 7:28:00 GMT -5
Post by RyokoDragonez on Jan 31, 2006 7:28:00 GMT -5
I am Nyquil. I win because I can make the 'tummy sickness' better.
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Jan 31, 2006 11:29:06 GMT -5
Post by iamalittlerose on Jan 31, 2006 11:29:06 GMT -5
i am the rare and devastating side effects that occur after you take nyquil. i win because i put you in the hospital,
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Jan 31, 2006 16:00:17 GMT -5
Post by Zolah on Jan 31, 2006 16:00:17 GMT -5
I am the doctor that saves your life, I win
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Jan 31, 2006 16:06:53 GMT -5
Post by Stonestrike on Jan 31, 2006 16:06:53 GMT -5
I am the game system that consumes your life, I win.
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Jan 31, 2006 16:10:09 GMT -5
Post by Wolfy on Jan 31, 2006 16:10:09 GMT -5
i am the puppy that eats the cords of the game system. i win. (this actually happened, but it was my sewing machine cords that my dog ate. )
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Jan 31, 2006 16:15:24 GMT -5
Post by Zolah on Jan 31, 2006 16:15:24 GMT -5
I am the news paper that punished the puppy, I win ( i feel cruel now T_T )
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Jan 31, 2006 16:17:42 GMT -5
Post by Wolfy on Jan 31, 2006 16:17:42 GMT -5
i am the mouse that shreds the newspaper. i win.
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Jan 31, 2006 16:41:05 GMT -5
Post by Zolah on Jan 31, 2006 16:41:05 GMT -5
I am the cat that eats the mouse for dinner, I win =^w^=
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Jan 31, 2006 16:45:42 GMT -5
Post by Wolfy on Jan 31, 2006 16:45:42 GMT -5
i am the girl who shuts the cat outside for eating the mouse. i win.
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Jan 31, 2006 16:48:27 GMT -5
Post by Zolah on Jan 31, 2006 16:48:27 GMT -5
I am the girls mom that scolds on the girl for shutting the cat out ' go to your room!' , I win
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Jan 31, 2006 16:49:26 GMT -5
Post by Wolfy on Jan 31, 2006 16:49:26 GMT -5
I am the window with which the girl sneaks out of her room. i win.
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Jan 31, 2006 16:50:48 GMT -5
Post by Zolah on Jan 31, 2006 16:50:48 GMT -5
I am the cold breeze wich chills the girl, I win
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Jan 31, 2006 16:51:59 GMT -5
Post by Wolfy on Jan 31, 2006 16:51:59 GMT -5
i am the sun that warms the girl. i win.
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Jan 31, 2006 16:52:43 GMT -5
Post by Zolah on Jan 31, 2006 16:52:43 GMT -5
I am the rain cloud that hides the sun, I win
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Jan 31, 2006 16:55:54 GMT -5
Post by Wolfy on Jan 31, 2006 16:55:54 GMT -5
I am the umbrella that stops the rain. i win.
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Jan 31, 2006 16:59:38 GMT -5
Post by Zolah on Jan 31, 2006 16:59:38 GMT -5
I am the wind that carries the umbrella away, I win ( lol feels more and more like a contest XD )
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