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Post by the1truesushiboy on Mar 22, 2011 1:34:44 GMT -5
991 Axiom is my "ultimate invulnerability" character, the guy who marries death (a female entity), and is a master thief with a floating magic castle, to name only the highlights of his character. I believe your second should be one who you know would accept the position.
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Post by jetylefr on Mar 22, 2011 13:41:54 GMT -5
992 Eddie's probably too busy being a mad scientist to help... Augh... who to pick? Uhhh... I choose Adael. (the first character introduced in the Ministry of Mirth.) You can't kill a dead man, and Axiom would have to travel to Hell to fight him. And if Axiom seriously marries death, I hate that guy, and you.
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Post by the1truesushiboy on Mar 22, 2011 22:57:25 GMT -5
993 So... How will the duel be initiated? If he's in hell, how could we?
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Post by jetylefr on Mar 23, 2011 11:07:39 GMT -5
994 obviously Adael can't leave... you'll have to go to him. If Axiom is so powerful, maybe he could find a spectral elevator. Press the button for the basement floor.
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Post by the1truesushiboy on Mar 23, 2011 11:28:28 GMT -5
995 He's not "powerful." Just invulnerable. He's the living immovable object. His skills are learned and only within normal human capability. Anyway, unless the duel is to first blood or to incapacitation, if your second is already dead, he's defeated by default. "To the death" would already have occurred if he's not alive.
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Post by jetylefr on Mar 23, 2011 16:27:54 GMT -5
996 nope. it is to the destruction. in this case, both can't be completely destroyed. stalemate. this is the quick fix.
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Post by the1truesushiboy on Mar 24, 2011 1:20:52 GMT -5
997 Woah. I initiated the challenge. It is to first blood. Axiom can use his connections with... wait a minute... Our stories take place in universes that can not possibly coexist, as my model of the spiritual realm and magic, let alone the nature of existence itself, directly contradict any possible model you may have. The same would also apply to heaven.
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Post by jetylefr on Mar 24, 2011 17:45:14 GMT -5
998 but it's the internet! we can call it... a fan-fic! as in... "what if they actually did meet, beyond all realistic fate?"
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Post by the1truesushiboy on Mar 24, 2011 22:47:55 GMT -5
999 But for them to meet... *head-a-splode*... Seriously... It's not possible. Unless... they meet in Limbo... Yeah, that would be fine.
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Post by jetylefr on Mar 25, 2011 11:23:01 GMT -5
1,000! hmmmm... I suppose if it's for the purposes of a duel, he might get a leave from Hell to go to Limbo. just remember, he can throw a tree stump across a football field. He's a strong guy. Even if he is invincible, don't think Adael can not defend.
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Post by the1truesushiboy on Mar 25, 2011 12:09:36 GMT -5
1,001 And therein lies the dilemma. Axiom is the immovable object, but, although an excellent fighter, he's not superhuman in any offensive way. But in the end, it would come down to who draws blood first. Either mine or yours or Adael's. It's not really possible to draw blood from somebody who could survive being thrown into the center of the sun.
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Post by jetylefr on Mar 25, 2011 19:08:34 GMT -5
1,002 Nor is it possible to draw blood from someone who's basically been programmed to be a the perfect soldier, and an almost unstoppable man. Not like the unstoppable object, but crazy powerful enough so that there's nothing Axiom could do.
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Post by the1truesushiboy on Mar 25, 2011 21:12:14 GMT -5
1,003 Well... Maybe Axiom could just let Adael break his fist from punching? Just as long as Adael doesn't know about Axiom's indestructibility.
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Post by jetylefr on Mar 26, 2011 18:38:28 GMT -5
1,004 Feh! He's conditioned to take cinder blocks to the chest with almost no damage at all. His punches can't hurt himself. got anything more?
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Post by the1truesushiboy on Mar 26, 2011 22:22:29 GMT -5
1,005 Oh. I forgot about his weapon. Actually, I'm still trying to figure out who possesses it, but it's magical. The one I described before. It's a set of two, but I've got three characters associated with it. One is the original owner who gave at least on of them away. If Axiom gets one, he'll have that advantage. Against magic... would Adael survive?
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Post by jetylefr on Mar 27, 2011 9:41:53 GMT -5
1,006 Nope. He'd be taking a ride on the river Stix...
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Post by the1truesushiboy on Mar 28, 2011 5:28:21 GMT -5
1,007 Oh, but we're limited to sai, aren't we. I guess it comes down to whomever bleeds first, of us brethren.
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Post by jetylefr on Mar 28, 2011 17:35:59 GMT -5
1,008 Look... as a (now) dead man he doesn't get tired. There's no way Axiom could even get the chance to hit him. Even if he did, his est chance would be to stab his eyes. Which for unrevealed reasons can't happen either.
stalemate?
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Post by the1truesushiboy on Mar 28, 2011 22:28:28 GMT -5
1,009 Axiom doesn't get tired either. He's not "technically" dead, although not "technically" alive either. He died once, but was forcibly brought back as something entirely different in nature... well the point is he never gets tired. The end of the duel is decided when one of our seconds makes one of US bleed. Axiom's had... Hmm... let's see now... more than 1,300 years of training and practicing every fighting style against the best in the world (and elsewhere). Depending on what attributes Adael has, I'd be inclined to think the winner would be mine.
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Post by jetylefr on Mar 29, 2011 15:44:55 GMT -5
1,001 although an excellent fighter, he's not superhuman in any offensive way. 1,010 uh huh... which means that Adael has a better chance at it. Perhaps he the better of our two men?
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Post by the1truesushiboy on Mar 29, 2011 19:22:53 GMT -5
1,011 But is it skill versus skill? Or skill versus power? Assuming differences in defense are negligible, this is the question that must be asked. It's like pitting a juggernaut against an MK walker... or another juggernaut. On a scale of one to ten, their fight would be eleven.
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Post by jetylefr on Mar 29, 2011 20:12:04 GMT -5
1,012 (nice rhyme...) That high? Pheh... that high would need to include people with Real offensive powers. Adael is amazing at what he does, but he's still human. Neither one can get hurt by the other let's say... but Adael probably a better fighter, and most definitely stronger. He could overpower both of you and make you bleed. He's like an axe head. strong, dangerous, and really difficult to hurt. He has no need for a helve.
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Post by the1truesushiboy on Mar 29, 2011 21:08:45 GMT -5
1,013 A better fighter? Debatable if Adael's still human. Axiom was designed (as in by me) specifically to defy the "he has so have a weakness" rule. He has no kryptonite and is, in essence, perfect (unless you're judging his personality). He's kinda' mean.
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Post by jetylefr on Mar 30, 2011 16:31:24 GMT -5
1,014 can Axiom throw 300 LBs 120 yards? I don't think so. Can he defeat Adael? I doubt it, but it remains to be seen.
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Post by the1truesushiboy on Mar 30, 2011 22:06:24 GMT -5
1,015 Well, Axiom isn't super strong, but his inability to be effected by force at certain levels lends to his strength. Normally, if you tried to catch a cannon ball, your arm would get torn off. Imagine fighting a man made of indestructible diamond. He could still lose an arm wrestle(though only to very fiew people). Plus his reflexes and skill. I don't mean to give you the impression that he's unbeatable. In fact, several of my other characters could defeat him in a fight, but he's, physically, a god and is a master of all trades. It would depend in Adael's level of skill in hand to hand combat, since strength has little to do with it. If it's Adael with a sai versus Axiom with a sai, I still think Axiom would win. He could even, surprisingly enough, defeat Wolverine.
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Post by jetylefr on Mar 31, 2011 18:25:02 GMT -5
1,016 Adael is trained to be most physically strong missionary in the ministry. he's trained equally among them with skills. I'm saying Adael could just throw Axiom out of the way... if not though, Axiom would probably win, because while Adael is one tough guy... there are better fighters than him. (I'm eating a tangerine)
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Post by the1truesushiboy on Mar 31, 2011 18:57:29 GMT -5
1,017 I don't know if throwing him out of the way would work, realistically. Axiom could just hold on or dodge/block hist attempts to do so. Hmm... Maybe whoever can separate them from us would win, since they could, undoubtedly, each aim well enough to just throw the sai and make us bleed. I think it might be a stalemate.
(You know who's cool? Commander Keen.)
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Post by jetylefr on Mar 31, 2011 20:18:42 GMT -5
1,018 Finally. Stalemate it is. Each to their abilities, and each ability has cause for win. I'm glad this talk didn't go on until Halloween.
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Post by the1truesushiboy on Apr 1, 2011 22:12:53 GMT -5
1,019 It has much to do with the nature of the fight... I suppose I'm satisfied anyway. But BTW, would you care to explain this: 992 "And if Axiom seriously marries death, I hate that guy, and you." Such aggravation was unforeseen.
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Post by jetylefr on Apr 2, 2011 10:09:08 GMT -5
1,020 I don't like the idea of anyone doing that. If he did it... I would hate him. If you made him do it, I would hate you doing that. It's something I feel strongly against because it conflicts immensely with one of my own stories, and philosophy.
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