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Post by Falvee on Aug 12, 2008 19:49:04 GMT -5
U. R. Grose
Livern Onyuns
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Post by tabiris on Aug 12, 2008 19:53:57 GMT -5
Eliza Attrest
Daisy Puscher
Ecosta Arman daleg
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Post by tyrone on Aug 12, 2008 20:10:08 GMT -5
Om Na Dedyit
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Post by Eclectic Replicant on Aug 30, 2008 15:15:28 GMT -5
Soup N. Noodles
Alex Heimer
Tim Burrington
Ike Wit
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Post by volkodlakmojster on Nov 25, 2008 11:56:42 GMT -5
Chick N. Stu
Mort U. Airy
Doug Meownole
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Lord Rend
Full Member
Lurker of Reality
Posts: 140
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Post by Lord Rend on Nov 25, 2008 22:28:53 GMT -5
Sonata Goode Forme
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Post by volkodlakmojster on Dec 3, 2008 3:51:58 GMT -5
Ima C. Orps
Ima Rottinell
Don Wazzere
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shioritsumi
New Member
"Did you just argue with the narrator? "
Posts: 44
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Post by shioritsumi on Jul 3, 2009 21:07:03 GMT -5
My brother used to have a DnD character named Idona Gotwanyat.
And...this isn't funny, really, just kinda sad. I knew a kid named Nelson Nelson. Everyone called him Nels. But still....who does that to their son? Give them the same first name as their last name? (Stanley Yelnats from Holes is a pretty good example, actually...)
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Post by the1truesushiboy on Jan 31, 2011 16:27:39 GMT -5
I don't have all the UiU ones memorized, so I might've subconsciously copied one.
Karkis Inegraive (Carcass in a grave)
O. Uell (Oh well)
Eulle Dytue (You'll die too)
Phergot Miwalit (Forgot my wallet)
Aynt Ghetinup (Ain't getting up)
Phri Wyephye (Free wifi)
Justin Jurd (Just injured)
Eidrenk Poyson (I drank poison)
Dewin Oakhay (Doing okay)
Euar Heer (You are here)
Eli K. Sureviewth (Elixer of youth)
Palin Drome Emordnilap
Thisez Tekst (This is text)
Eksum D. (Exhumed)
Phais Daun (Face down)
Stilil Ive (Still alive)
Eihird Thenel (I heard the knell*)
Harred Tupronownse (Hard to pronounce)
Icia Lyte (I see a light)
Calvin N. Hobbes (Calvin and Hobbes)
Imoore Nin (I'm mourning)
Al P. Drucke (Alpdrucke)
Epit Aff (Epitaph)
Karvdin Slayt (Carved in slate)
Hayaim Starvingher (Hey, I'm starving here)
Schudeit Ryegen (Should I try again)
And that's all I've got
*a death knell is the tolling of a bell for when someone dies
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Post by the1truesushiboy on Jan 31, 2011 16:59:43 GMT -5
Oh wait, inspiration has struck
Stephen Stayel (Stiff and stale)(Using the secondary pronunciation of "Stephen")
Nick Rhoses (Necrosis)
(In a row):
Hu Zenfurst (Who's on first)
Watt Sansechund (What's on second)
Idun O. Sontherd (I-don't-know's on third)
Luke Etthat (Look at that)
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Post by Odin on Feb 1, 2011 0:45:33 GMT -5
As seen in real like
"Guy's Name
'I demand to be cremated!'"
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Post by the1truesushiboy on Feb 14, 2011 0:56:23 GMT -5
Reese Pawn (Respawn)
Kara Casey Dent (Car accident)
Sir Kelovlaif (Circle of life)
Shamus Leptthruit (Shame I slept through it)
Amadeus Hedstohn (I made this headstone)
Paul N. Decascet (Pall on the casket)
Waldo (As in "Where's Waldo")
Whelp Reserved (Well preserved) (Also actual words)
Dessa Crayted (Desecrated)
Vivi Secshin (vivisection)
Otto Dayt (Out of date)
Lyfin Shoored (Life insured)
Redd Wyre (red wire)
Bleu Wyre (Blue wire)
Dazer Numbird (Days are numbered)
Rush N. Rulet (Russian roulette)
Noah Tizet (Now what is it)
Don Telmi (Don't tell me)
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Post by Odin on Feb 14, 2011 4:44:17 GMT -5
Fare Lee Moral
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Post by the1truesushiboy on Feb 14, 2011 19:57:47 GMT -5
Schrodinger Zkat (Schrodinger's cat)
Adam D'sole (A damned soul)
Cantuch Diss (Can't touch this)
Student Raffik (Stood in traffic)
Tristan Dingup (Try standing up)
Katherine Dust (Gathering dust)
Inra Pose (In repose)
Sue Pine (Supine)
X. Tinked (Extinct)
Tyra Sum (Tiresome)
Pal Id (Pallid)
Emma Seated (Emaciated)
Anna Nimis (Anonymous)
Pas Dawn (Passed on)
Asher Edd Estrukshen (Assured destruction)
Gethin Taksiz (Death and taxes)
Donald I Cood (Done all I could)
Jill Pil (Chill pill)
Juanita Kript (Wanted a crypt)
Moss Alium (Mausoleum)
Maurice Tookum (More is to come)
Lennon Mi (Lean on me)
Harry Benger (Harbinger)
Paul Turgyste (Poltergeist)
Luke Mano Hanz (Look ma no hands)
Gene E. (Geenie)
William Akit (Will I make it)
Joe Oph (Show off)
Fell O. Koarps (Fellow corpse)
Barry Deitra Zure (Burried treasure)
Robert Ume (Rob your tomb)
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Post by the1truesushiboy on Feb 15, 2011 18:29:05 GMT -5
Karry Ahn (Carrion)
Colin Themoreenz (Call in the Marines)
Berl Inwal (Berlin wall)
Abbot Mel Ifonit (I bet my life on it)
O. Virdoce (Overdose)
Uppen Adam (Up and at 'em)
N. Dan Jared (Endangered)
Thadeus Maispaht (That's my spot)
Milo Erbakurtz (My lower back hurts)
Flin Tensteil (Flint and steel)
Phil R. Spase(Filler Space)
Goodfern Uthin (Good for nothing)
Carl Itesoff (Car lights off) (That's why he died?)
Keith Auts (Key thoughts)
Erwin Ing (You're winning)
Darren Terhir (Dare enter here)
May Jaluk (Made you look)
Otto Camishin (Out of commission)
Watt Adu (What to do)
Toby Wylde (To be wild) (Like "born to be wild")
Crossed out:
Constantine Opal
Replaced with:
I. Stan Buhl
My personal favorite:
Fermalda Hide (Formaldehyde)
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Post by the1truesushiboy on Feb 22, 2011 1:52:37 GMT -5
I'm addicted to this...
Minerva Zurshot (My nerves are shot)
Cot Jared Handid (Caught you red handed)
Mione Falt (My own fault)
Murial Naym (My real name)
Toby Kent Inyewd (To be continued)
Mr. E. Meet (Mystery meat)
Earl E. Greyv (Early grave)
Noah Buddy (Nobody)
Hellen Irse (Hello nurse)(Animaniacs quote)
Arty Choke (Artichoke)
Devi S. Tate (Devistate)
Fargo N. (Far gone)
Elisa Lot (He lies a lot) (apparently about his gender)
Mort Ishin (Mortician)
Ike Anduit (I can do it)
Drew Blud (Drew blood)
Curtis E. (Courtesy)
Frank Lee (Frankly)
Alfred Odie Dirk (Afraid of the dark)
Dewitt Wright II (Do it right this second) (The 2nd)
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Post by jetylefr on Feb 24, 2011 20:00:16 GMT -5
a clever one-
Dianne Godu Helle
a funny one-
this isn't as fun as they said it would be...
a more morbid one-
We shall soon see each other again. Instructions on my gun.
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Post by the1truesushiboy on Feb 24, 2011 23:27:38 GMT -5
That name is quite clever, aniki.
Barry Dalive (Burried alive)
Xavier Breth (Save your breath)
P. Setlast (Peace at last)
I. Zeke Wyatt (I seek quiet)
Cher Dewelth (Share the wealth)
Tom Arrow (Tomorrow)
Hev N. VII (Seventh Heaven)
(On an urn)- Chris P. (Crispy)
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Post by jetylefr on Feb 25, 2011 0:06:27 GMT -5
Thanks!
Trie Ingiz Eezy (trying is easy)
B. Ingiz Harde (being is hard)
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Post by the1truesushiboy on Feb 25, 2011 1:07:24 GMT -5
Toby R. Natubi (To be or not to be)
Hugh Loji (Eulogy)
(You might have to look up the following words)
Hobbes E. Kwee (obsequy)
Thren Odie (Threnody)
Jeremy Add (Jeremiad)
Ella G. (Elegy)
Mona D. (Monody)
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Post by jetylefr on Feb 25, 2011 1:12:53 GMT -5
Sam E. Terry (cemetery)
Q. Daver (cadaver)
Lee Ving Forever (if you can't guess this one... too bad)
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Post by the1truesushiboy on Feb 25, 2011 5:59:52 GMT -5
Ferris Fare (Fair is fair)
Twyla Aitsucs (Twilight sucks)
Watt Supdock (What's up doc)
Hama Fone (Homophone)
Isa Chlo Zed (Eyes are closed)
Ron Button (Wrong button)
Dale I. Towers (Daylight hours)
M. Elnore Ischt (Malnurished)
Stalin Ford Eim (Stalling for time)
Ivan Shot (I've been shot)
Israel Dark (It's real dark)
Claus Trafobik (Claustrophobic)
Kurt Aled (Curtailed)
Cory Ander (Coriander)
Terrible and stupidly obvious puns:
Al Thatanabagachips
Woodrow Budidonavapadel
Hope S. + Andrea, Ms. = (Hopes and dreams)
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Post by the1truesushiboy on Mar 4, 2011 3:29:59 GMT -5
Lydia Goodlife (Lead a good life)
Mark Mywurdz (Mark my words)
M. Ocean L. (Emotional)
Mat Hizphate (Met his fate)
Drake Dowtabed (Dragged out of bed)
Ivan Tussock Eurblud (I want to suck your blood)
Gustaf Chris Mespast (Ghost of Christmas past)
Hanz Doun (Hands down)
Ed Ishin I (First edition)
Wassa B. (Wasabi)
Justin Arthur Brikendwal (Just another brick in the wall)
Cull R. Skeem (Color scheme)
T. N. Krumpitz (Tea and crumpets)
Dewain Oak A. (Doing okay)
Ally Awl (All o' yall)
U. Z'geiz (Youse guys)
Evan Ifrit Kilzmi (Even if it kills me)
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Post by jetylefr on Mar 4, 2011 11:53:38 GMT -5
Gothe Wong Ivy (Got the Wrong I.V.)
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Post by the1truesushiboy on Mar 4, 2011 23:17:37 GMT -5
William Eremy (Will you marry me)
Eva Lye (Evil eye)
Colin Al Karz (Calling all cars)
Donald I. Tagenstem (Don't hold it against him)
Hal O. Thar (Hello there)
Aron Ius (Erroneous)
Albert Displot (I bought this plot) (As in a cemetery plot)
Ray D. O. (Radio)
Reeta Booker Sumten (Read a book or something)
Jim Pofaklif (Jump off a cliff)
Natasha Med (Not ashamed)
Natalie Gal (Not illegal)
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Post by the1truesushiboy on Mar 9, 2011 2:37:57 GMT -5
Moss Lee Ded (Mostly dead)
Dew U. Avdeteim (Do you have the time)
Watson Yermeind (What's on your mind)
Penny Ferurthotz (Penny for your thoughts)
Curt N. S'feryew (Curtains for you)
Jose Canusi (Oh say can you see) (Has this been used? It rings a bell... Maybe it's just me.)
Hel Ovateim (Hell of a time)
Tristan Showdt (Twist and Shout)
Jesse Nuf (Just enough)
Luke N. Uhpp (Looking up)
Carin Shoorens (Car insurance)
Ben Thurston Daht (Been there done that)
Ian Otedyet (I'm not dead yet)
Grace Gar Owen (Grass growing)
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Post by jetylefr on Mar 9, 2011 19:52:47 GMT -5
Justin DaGrohnd (just in the ground)
Adolf Innis Foud (a dolphin is food)
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Post by the1truesushiboy on Mar 9, 2011 22:54:43 GMT -5
Adolf Orcrismis (A doll for Christmas) is another possibility.
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Post by the1truesushiboy on Mar 17, 2011 0:57:20 GMT -5
Raiden Pillige (Raid and pillage)
Bart Aron Trade (Barter and trade)
Mitch Yalatur (Meet you later)
Welles Ed (Well said)
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Post by the1truesushiboy on Apr 16, 2011 17:49:37 GMT -5
Paige Turner (Page turner)
Rick Shaw (Rickshaw)
Wolfe Abrick (Wool fabric)
Brand Edda Trayter (Branded a traitor)
Gar Lyck (Garlic)
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