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Post by Stonestrike on May 26, 2006 20:14:11 GMT -5
You accidently drop the glass on your feet. The tea burns you while the shards slice open your feet. Obviously you fall over. one of the shards (a particularly big one) stabs through the back of your head upon landing on it.
A glove
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Post by Seth Asathi on May 26, 2006 20:46:49 GMT -5
It's the glove from a famous and unsolved murder case, it happens to fit you. You are convicted, despite your innocence, and sent to the chair before they could retry the case.
a copy machine
... wait, I have to answer this one... .I'm sorry...
It drives me to insanity. My blood pressure shoots through the roof and I have an aneurism that quickly hemorrhages. I die of internal bleeding.
Uh.... an antacid
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Post by antonious on May 27, 2006 6:31:36 GMT -5
The antacid contains several small metal shards that tear apart your stomach lining, which causes your stomach acid to slowly eat its way through you body.
A duck.
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Post by Seth Asathi on May 27, 2006 6:39:19 GMT -5
It's a yellow rubber duck, and it's filled with nerve gas. You do the math. *squeak squeak*
A small feather
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Post by cockatrice on May 27, 2006 12:10:23 GMT -5
You are busy laying down a field with landmines. On your way back to the base, you accidentally step on one. You freeze for a minute before realizing there isn't enough pressure on it to set it off. Then a small feather floats down on top of your shoe....
Ramses II's mummified left ear
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Post by Seth Asathi on May 27, 2006 13:17:41 GMT -5
You're not quite sure how you've ended up holding it, but you end up with leprosy. Your death will be very painful indeed.
A well prepared steak dinner...
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Post by antonious on May 27, 2006 16:48:58 GMT -5
While the steak was perfect the wine was cheaply made with anti freeze and you become blind. You then stumble into the kitchen where you fall into a vat of hot oil.
A ball of string
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Post by Augen on May 27, 2006 17:31:16 GMT -5
While crawling around in the world's biggest ball of twine, a giant kitten comes and plays with it. You get batted to death by the paws.
Object: 525,600 minutes.
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Post by Seth Asathi on May 27, 2006 20:45:34 GMT -5
One year is exactly how long the water torture took to completely submerge you. Of course, you went mad long before it finished.
a harmonica
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Post by Augen on May 27, 2006 23:38:49 GMT -5
When trying to play the worlds smallest harmonica, you breathe so hard your lungs explode.
Porcupine condom.
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Post by Seth Asathi on May 30, 2006 15:14:37 GMT -5
It's the name of a popular new drink at a bar, unfortunately the girl you offered a drink took it the wrong way... her boyfriend took it worse and you end up bleeding to death in the back stall of the men's room.
A glass of orange juice
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Post by antonious on May 31, 2006 11:50:25 GMT -5
The Oranges used to make the juice were chemicly altered and eradiated. About a week after drinking the juice all of your hair falls out and eventually your arms and legs just fall off while your driving causing you to crash and cause a twenty car pile up.
A coffee mug.
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Post by Seth Asathi on May 31, 2006 16:49:58 GMT -5
The coffee mug is made of inferior materials, you pour hot coffee into it, and pick it up to take a drink, and get a throat full of tiny glass shards.
A piece of cheesecake
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Post by Wolfy on May 31, 2006 17:23:36 GMT -5
The cheese cake is so good that you keep eating and eating and eating and eating until...BOOM! you explode... ^_^
a grain of sand
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Post by Seth Asathi on May 31, 2006 17:43:41 GMT -5
your bicycle kicks up the grain of sand, which gets in your eyes just before you reach a busy intersection. A small car hits you, knocking you off of your bike, and into the path of a large bus. Clean up on aisle two!
A jar of pickles
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Post by kioushan on May 31, 2006 18:42:59 GMT -5
You eat the pickles when that cucumber from 'veggie tales' Come to you and says " YOU KILLED MY BROTHERS!!! YOU SHALL DIE!!!" and if that's not plausible enough You open the currently closed jar of pickles and the smell is so horrid that you instantly faint where-as your current lover's Ex desides to stab you for stealing his 'one and only love' away.
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Post by Augen on Jun 1, 2006 10:07:21 GMT -5
Since he didn't add an object, I will.
Object: A baby smoking a cigar.
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Post by antonious on Jun 2, 2006 6:50:12 GMT -5
The baby is really a full grown man that dosent age physically, you begin to speak baby talk and he shoved the cigar in your eye and into your brain.
A gyromagnetic engine.
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Post by Augen on Jun 2, 2006 21:55:22 GMT -5
Some fool destroyed the computer so that another person couldn't type in a code composed of numbers. The timer ticked down, and when it reached zero began to show red and black heiroglyphs. Things start to move and there is a flash of light. Nobody knows what happened, but you died in that hatch.
Object: A Edited for content. Let's keep this kid-friendly, please.
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Post by antonious on Jun 6, 2006 19:17:41 GMT -5
.......... Your one sick mofo to get it censored.
You die because ryodragon kicks your butt for being inapropriate.
The tumor on my back.
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Post by Augen on Jun 6, 2006 23:16:07 GMT -5
The tumor is so large, that it's gravity attracts a comet, which comes straight at you.
Object: The forum katamari.
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Post by antonious on Jun 7, 2006 7:39:26 GMT -5
You die of boredom. Plain and simple.
A bandana
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Post by RyokoDragonez on Jun 7, 2006 22:52:43 GMT -5
Antonius, I have already dealt with the matter. Please refrain from flaming Stain because of it.
The bandana gets lodged down your throat while you attempt to prove to your friends that it won't kill you to eat a bandana. You asphixilate and die.
A postage stamp
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Post by Eclectic Replicant on Jun 7, 2006 23:10:34 GMT -5
It is the last post stamp i al large line of poststamps you hev been licking, you die of glue pisoning Lol at Seinfield).
A death machine!
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Post by DarkfireTaimatsu on Jun 7, 2006 23:15:11 GMT -5
You pull the handle and sit in the chair the machine provides. A loud whistle fills the air. A hammer whirls around in a circle, hitting a croquet ball, which falls along a track. The ball falls into a row of dominoes. The dominoes fall into each other in a number of complex patterns, until they come to the end of the line on a spoon. The spoon flips from the weight of the dominoes, knocking a small coin into the air. The coin follows its path and hits a gong. The vibrations from the gong cause the flimsy strings it was held up with to snap, making it fall into a basket. The basket is attached to a pulley system, which makes the other end rise. As it rises, it flips the switch on an electric train set. The train continues on a track, until it reaches a tunnel. The tunnel is a hair too low and the item resting on top of the boxcar is left on top of the tunnel, which is right under the seat. That item is a stick of dynamite. The fuse just happens to be right in the path of a magnifying glass set up in the window. The sun's rays converge and refract through the magnifying glass, lighting the fuse. The stick of dynamite explodes, with you caught in the blast. You dead.
A comic strip.
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Post by antonious on Jun 8, 2006 6:56:44 GMT -5
The comic is so unbeleavable that your head explodes.
((And I'm sorry for poking fun. I just saw his object before hand and felt it was just wrong and never posted.))
A butterfly on the other side of the world.
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Post by Augen on Jun 8, 2006 19:28:40 GMT -5
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Post by antonious on Jun 9, 2006 6:48:51 GMT -5
The head is and evil zombie head, he rolls off the plate and bites you. You in tern become a zombie while feeling the last of your humanity being ripped from your being.
The moon Europa
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Post by cockatrice on Jun 18, 2006 13:10:42 GMT -5
A meteor strikes the surface of Europa, making a clash so loud it can be heard all the way on Io ( that's right. Heard through space. I said it.) It also sends splinters of ice and rock through the void of space, and the largest chunk comes hurling at earth. In the atmosphere, it is burned down to a single pebble. In an unlucky incident, the pebble hits you right in the eye. Screaming in pain, you blindley step into 6:00 traffic, and are hit by the car of someone named Mike Griffin.
A 40-year old bag of boiled toast (and it's still edible! Because boiled toast stays good for a while)
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Post by antonious on Jun 20, 2006 13:27:48 GMT -5
While eating the boiled toast your attacked by a swarm of seagulls who eat you and the bread till nothings left.
A week in a hospital bed.
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