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CTV Motivators
« Thread Started on Sept 25, 2009, 4:22am »

I have a few CTV Motivators lying around the computer so i thought 'why not share them' Could be fun eh?

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Seriously this gives me doubts.

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Re: CTV Motivators
« Reply #1 on Sept 25, 2009, 4:23pm »

While I did love Bunnius (despite the hat) I think the part about Zeno buckling got me laughing the hardest.

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Re: CTV Motivators
« Reply #2 on Sept 26, 2009, 8:10pm »

I thought the third picture was pretty cute!

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Re: CTV Motivators
« Reply #3 on Oct 6, 2009, 12:57pm »

To start off, I love these things. That's Awesome!
Now to address the doubts ^_^
Oh, I am a prude, she's pretty well covered despite the pose! But you don't know how much I angsted and worried about posting that page! (You can ask Nick about it, he'll tell ya!) The thing is, that while I am quite prudish, I'm not to the point that I find nudity inherently offensive. I just don't like looking at it is all! I'm the sort that flinches at a movie when the boobies come out, who yells at her radio when some gross weenie-pill commercial comes on the radio (mostly I'm yelling at the skanky woman announcer who seems to think that all women care about is big weenies...what about the asexual, heteroromantic folks who just want to listen to music and not be bombarded with sex talk?! Don't they have any respect for us virgins? And yes before people have to ask, I'm married and still one, we agreed: NO KIDS) and when I'm searching Deviantart for inspiration (looking in the zombies/alps/vampires categories) and I find some skank-bag laying naked or showing off her massive jugs when all I wanted to look at is monster art ( I'll take the one million badly drawn slash pics with girly-looking vampire men looming over each other over one picture of some skank's nasty crotch.) you oughta hear the non-swearing but awful things I yell (the neighbor downstairs must think I have Tourrettes...thank goodness she's not home during the day!) I'm sorry but if you gotta pull your shirt or pants off to get attention online, then you're a slut. I know people don't like that word, and it's a harsh word to be sure, but that's how I feel. I have no respect for these nudies. If it's say, an artistic nude with fantastic lighting, positioning (as in not-sexual!) and composition, there's true beauty in the human form and some photographers can truly capture this. I might perhaps blush when I see something like that, but I don't yell "you dirty whore! This isn't for porn!" at my monitor and rush to click away from the page! Can someone please tell me how a picture of a man's junk crammed into some painful-looking metal apparatus qualifies as something you'd find in a search for "zombies"?! OR how some skinny nerd standing with his willy hanging out, stark naked in the middle of a field for several photos is the thing I should find when I search for "vampire"? Or just as bad, a picture that looked like someone took fun-fur and crammed it in their butt-cheeks and called it her "tail". And took pictures of this and posted them on deviantart! It MAKES ME ANGRY! >:(

DO NOT WANT!!!!

But, on the flipside, I have been known to make some pretty awful cheeky jokes. Just because I'm a prude doesn't mean I don't know what's funny ^_^ I will cross my own lines at times. I should be a little more specific though, I find jokes about female anatomy exTREMEly awkward. I used to hang out with a bunch of guys (um actually I still do... I don't have any female friends here and only had a few back in MI) so a lot of my sense of humor is kind of...dude-ish. Nick is often keen to point out that I too often have a "dude" sense of humor. It's a little dark too, which is kinda hard to keep prudish with too.

So to be clear with my prude-ness: Flesh makes me uncomfortable to see too much of it. I don't like things depicting graphic sexual situations. I shy away from "adult" themed stuff. I find nudity displayed solely for titillation instead of art offensive and disturbing. I don't like it when my favorite characters in a show/series/comic become blatantly sexually active or promiscuous. Jokes concerning female stuff squick me out. I can't watch a "love scene" without looking down at my feet or away somehow. I hate when they show animals mating on an animal program I was enjoying up till that point. I will never draw a nude picture, never have and never will. (I don't count "artistically censored" as a real nude drawing, because I did draw a pretty cheeky fanservice page for someone once. Nothing that would get someone up-in-arms over it though since you can't see anything and the nudity is merely implied rather than graphically shown)
I've never drawn an "anatomically correct" animal or person "area". Even in a sketch phase I feel uncomfortable drawing character's frames before I add their clothes! When I made pipe-cleaner Gwendolyn the first thing I did was give her underwear so I wasn't working with a nude doll!

*But* I find naughty jokes that aren't depraved and in totally poor taste funny. I can make some cheeky but not totally offensive jokes myself. (compare season 1 Robot Chicken with the utter garbage they're churning out now. Who said the nerd and humping robot should be recurring characters? I hate them!)
Body humour can be funny, it just depends on how far it goes for me. Double entendre and clever innuendo are pretty hilarious when handled right. For example, I find a lot of Bond one-liners pretty funny!

You see, I'm a prude in degrees. I pick and choose which things to over-react to. It's just in my nature I guess ^_^

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Re: CTV Motivators
« Reply #4 on Oct 7, 2009, 1:26am »

Lulz. Anuzzer brilliant rant from Amy.

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Re: CTV Motivators
« Reply #5 on Oct 7, 2009, 12:12pm »

*takes a bow* why thenk youse ^_^ I rambles too much!

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Re: CTV Motivators
« Reply #6 on Oct 7, 2009, 12:14pm »

Holy crap...there's an advert on here with Carrot Top looking all ripped. It scares me. I wonder if he bulked up so the next person who makes fun of his stand-up can be challenged to a boxing match like Uwe Boll...

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Re: CTV Motivators
« Reply #7 on Oct 8, 2009, 1:05am »

that is one scary advert.

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